It’s Shark Week on SOSS and Amy is prepared to punch some sharks in the nose. We kick it off with dolphin PR vs. Shark PR. Maya reviews the new Netflix shark movie Under Paris featuring a nuts mayor, a beautiful scientist, and a hot cop. So many questions are asked. Why is there always a beautiful scientist in these movies? Are hammerheads incapable of attacking you because of their weird heads? The ladies analyze Gen X’s obsession with Jaws. Deep Blue Sea is next up on the shark movie review list featuring the LL Cool J hit “My Hat is Like a Shark’s Fin”. Why is it like a shark’s fin? Why? Long time listener, first time caller! Maya’s sister Melissa is this week’s special guest. Melissa recounts wanting to be a marine biologist as a child until Jaws ruined that dream. She is traumatized by dark water to this day but also somehow still loves the movie Jaws. This movie really affected her. The episode takes a Killer Whale turn. Melissa tells the story of her husband swimming with Orcas. Did you know the River Thames is home to five species of sharks? Maya remembers trying to swim with Whale Sharks. The episode takes another turn toward monkeys. Melissa feels like Sharknado jumped the shark. Amy and Maya love it because their bestie Ian Ziering stars. We learned so much this week, but most of all we learned we owe it all to Jaws.

It’s an early morning Father’s Day SOSS. Amy debunks her mom’s claim that she shared an Uber with Tyler Perry. Amy takes a deep dive on the gay flag football team and reports on the Glitter Bowl. Tennis Report: Amy jumped back into Michelle’s tennis group. The ladies review Eminem’s new single. Jury is out until they hear the whole album. Amy gives Producer Tyler advice about popular country songs from the early aughts. Next, they explore the Hot Rodent celebrity trend. Approved/Denied: Florida school board bans book about book banning. Amy reviews Brittney Griner's book.

This week Producer Tyler is busy being Captain Tyler, so the ladies are on their own. Amy and Maya kick the ep. off with a controversial take on art fairs. Amy has a weeds problem. There’s some serious garden talk going on here. Now we know why '80s dads were staring off into the distance. No one will steal Amy’s catalytic converter. Maya’s car is old as hell, and she wonders if she should get a new car or ride that bitch till it dies. Amy lays out the downside of new cars. Tennis Report: There’s hard core coach tension and Maya’s sister gets caught in the awkward crossfire. It’s like a tennis divorce custody battle. Concert report: Alison Kraus and Robert Plant at Mystic Lake amphitheater. Amy relives Farm Aid at Alpine Valley. Amy and Warren discover Brookview golf course, where they’re paired up with terrible strangers, and fear the consequences for covert lawn bowling.

This week, Amy is remote from the cabin this week. Maya’s tennis elbow is clearing up thanks to doing stretchies and something called dry needling. Science! She highly recommends the Tria Women’s sports medicine orthopedics. Turns out it’s not just for professional athletes. Maya reviews the Netflix Reading Rainbow documentary “Butterfly in the Sky”. This show changed everything! Remember going to the library and checking out the books from Reading Rainbow? 5 out of 5 popcorn buckets. Maya also reviews Furiosa: A Mad Max Story. Amy declares nobody gives two shits about Garfield. The ladies contemplate who is Mother (IYKYK), and discover the origins of “Mother”, taking a deep dive into LBGTQ+ Ballroom culture. It’s older than you think. Celebrity items: Is Bennifer on the rocks, Counting Crows guy wears a wig, and Lenny Kravitz is celibate. Finally, Amy shines a light on the Poop Knife phenomenon.

The ladies kick off the pod this week with some coffee talk. They have the same coffee order and no one understands it. Amy teaches us all about “The Air Conditioned City” AKA Duluth, MN. Maya doubts this is actually a city nickname. Maya gets nostalgic about spring break 1994 and the best pizza she’s ever had, Bella Pizza in Jenson Beach, Florida. Vacation pizza is the best pizza. Animal Report: Study says dogs dream about their owners. Also, Amy reviews the Minnesota Zoo. Spoiler Alert: Marsh asks for a refund. Maya gets a massage at Watershed Spa because her regular masseuse has disappeared. Golf is now Amy’s whole personality. The ladies review King Charles’ official portrait. Finally, the Olympic committee is still trying to make those anti-sex beds happen for athletes. Just let them bang already! They’re in the Olympics for crying out loud. Approved/Denied: Big Nude Cruise.

The pod kicks off this week with the disappointing news that Amy’s mom, Marsh, isn’t joining as planned. Maya has suspicions she will appear before the end of the ep. Amy is at her cabin zooming in and Maya is just kickin’ it in the podcast studio. It’s the ladies' birthdays this week. They both decide 47 is kind of a meh birthday, so you should just have a relaxed, laid-back day. Maya reviews the restaurant Gus Gus. Who didn’t hit a tennis ball against the garage as a kid? Maya reviews the game Head Trip. Amy recounts Marsh’s harrowing journey to the cabin that involves a T-Mobile escapade and a handwritten note. Marsh claims it was a “hardship”. Amy’s niece does a plug for T-Mobile. And as predicted, Marsh comes in late and hot with a Potluck rant. Young people, your potluck game is weak!!!

This week is a tennis-heavy episode! Tennis Report: Maya has tennis elbow and has to take a tennis break. Sad! The ladies review the Prince pickleball collection for Target. Amy reviews the tennis movie “Challengers” starring Zendaya. Amy has a bone to pick with this movie. Maya reviews the Burt Reynold’s documentary, “I Am Burt Reynolds”. The gals agree we need a new Burt Reynolds for our time. Amy is dying to know about Joe Montana and Burt partying in their prime. Amy also reviews the new Freaknic documentary.

This week Maya recounts a harrowing animal report involving her dog Harrison aka Buddy where he went from the brink of death to taking a “magic carpet ride”. Amy declares her love for the word neurodivergent. Amy has a baby sleepover with a real live baby. Amy reviews The Cheesecake Factory - you love it and hate it at the same time. The ladies explore the Sad Beige Mom trend. The ladies decide that every person should come with an informational spreadsheet. New Taylor Swift album! Amy is convinced that Taylor Swift’s new song “Florida” has SOSS roots. Maya brings up the “Renoir Sucks at Painting” protest movement. Pranks are terrible. Fun fact: Producer Tyler loves America’s Funny Home Videos. Amy’s family has prank wars.