It’s Shark Week on SOSS and Amy is prepared to punch some sharks in the nose. We kick it off with dolphin PR vs. Shark PR. Maya reviews the new Netflix shark movie Under Paris featuring a nuts mayor, a beautiful scientist, and a hot cop. So many questions are asked. Why is there always a beautiful scientist in these movies? Are hammerheads incapable of attacking you because of their weird heads? The ladies analyze Gen X’s obsession with Jaws. Deep Blue Sea is next up on the shark movie review list featuring the LL Cool J hit “My Hat is Like a Shark’s Fin”. Why is it like a shark’s fin? Why? Long time listener, first time caller! Maya’s sister Melissa is this week’s special guest. Melissa recounts wanting to be a marine biologist as a child until Jaws ruined that dream. She is traumatized by dark water to this day but also somehow still loves the movie Jaws. This movie really affected her. The episode takes a Killer Whale turn. Melissa tells the story of her husband swimming with Orcas. Did you know the River Thames is home to five species of sharks? Maya remembers trying to swim with Whale Sharks. The episode takes another turn toward monkeys. Melissa feels like Sharknado jumped the shark. Amy and Maya love it because their bestie Ian Ziering stars. We learned so much this week, but most of all we learned we owe it all to Jaws.

It’s an early morning Father’s Day SOSS. Amy debunks her mom’s claim that she shared an Uber with Tyler Perry. Amy takes a deep dive on the gay flag football team and reports on the Glitter Bowl. Tennis Report: Amy jumped back into Michelle’s tennis group. The ladies review Eminem’s new single. Jury is out until they hear the whole album. Amy gives Producer Tyler advice about popular country songs from the early aughts. Next, they explore the Hot Rodent celebrity trend. Approved/Denied: Florida school board bans book about book banning. Amy reviews Brittney Griner's book.

This week Producer Tyler is busy being Captain Tyler, so the ladies are on their own. Amy and Maya kick the ep. off with a controversial take on art fairs. Amy has a weeds problem. There’s some serious garden talk going on here. Now we know why '80s dads were staring off into the distance. No one will steal Amy’s catalytic converter. Maya’s car is old as hell, and she wonders if she should get a new car or ride that bitch till it dies. Amy lays out the downside of new cars. Tennis Report: There’s hard core coach tension and Maya’s sister gets caught in the awkward crossfire. It’s like a tennis divorce custody battle. Concert report: Alison Kraus and Robert Plant at Mystic Lake amphitheater. Amy relives Farm Aid at Alpine Valley. Amy and Warren discover Brookview golf course, where they’re paired up with terrible strangers, and fear the consequences for covert lawn bowling.