• S1 E1: We All Scream for Eyes

  • Oct 31 2024
  • Length: 7 mins
  • Podcast

S1 E1: We All Scream for Eyes

  • Summary

  • Greetings, delicious humans!

    Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. We're a genuinely evil soulless corporation.

    No, seriously. We have a volcano lair and everything.


    Please enjoy this initial episode of your new favorite podcast. You are 99.999738% unlikely to grow tentacles as a result. And if they do sprout, R&D assures us they will be either temporary or useful.


    Learn more at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/


    We're also on social media at Instagram, Bluesky, and Tumblr.


    An ever increasing amount of digital frippery is available at Gumroad.


    And we are infinitely grateful for a beverage at Ko-fi.


    Thank you for your compliance.




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