Good Morning Evildoers

By: Good Morning Evildoers
  • Summary

  • Greetings. Thank you for joining us. All of us here at Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. welcome you and your delicious fluids to our podcast. Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Daily announcements at an evil organization have to cover things not commonly found at your average non-evil company. Moonbase transfer policies. Time travel accidents. Budget disputes between rival departments that end with necromancy or plutonium. Luckily, these daily communications are well-received. Because Winifred is going to need to rally the troops. Teams excavating the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub basement at the primary Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. lair are about to free an ancient Good of paralyzing banality. And it’s coming for everything that isn’t good for you. Sex. Drugs. Rock ‘n roll. Even oat milk lattes. So it’s time to fight the good fight — with some good, old-fashioned evil. Website: https://goodmorningevildoers.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodmorningevildoers/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/gmevildoers.bsky.social Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/goodmorningevildoers
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Episodes
  • S1E2: Tik Tok, Time for Long Pig
    Nov 14 2024

    Greetings, delicious humans!

    Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. So we don’t have ordinary workshops.

    No, seriously. You have to perfect your evil monologues somehow.


    In this episode, discover more about the kind of perks we offer our dedicated employees, including catering by Donner Party Planning.


    Learn more at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/


    We're also on social media at Instagram, Bluesky, and Tumblr.


    An ever increasing amount of digital frippery is available at Gumroad.


    And we are infinitely grateful for a beverage at Ko-fi.


    Thank you for your compliance.

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    8 mins
  • S1 E1: We All Scream for Eyes
    Oct 31 2024

    Greetings, delicious humans!

    Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. We're a genuinely evil soulless corporation.

    No, seriously. We have a volcano lair and everything.


    Please enjoy this initial episode of your new favorite podcast. You are 99.999738% unlikely to grow tentacles as a result. And if they do sprout, R&D assures us they will be either temporary or useful.


    Learn more at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/


    We're also on social media at Instagram, Bluesky, and Tumblr.


    An ever increasing amount of digital frippery is available at Gumroad.


    And we are infinitely grateful for a beverage at Ko-fi.


    Thank you for your compliance.




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    7 mins
  • Greetings, Delicious Humans
    Oct 28 2024

    Welcome, delicious humans, to Good Morning Evildoers — your new favorite podcast.

    We here at Global Synergy Amalgamated sincerely hope you enjoy this introductory broadcast. This season will feature human entertainment. For people. Please join us again next time! Broadcasting at between 20 hertz and 20 kilohertz. For human ears.

    You can find our website at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/

    Various links are also available at https://goodmorningevildoers.carrd.co/

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    1 min

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