Episodes

  • Moto PG 146: Speaking of Finger Banging Monkeys....

    Moto PG 146: Speaking of Finger Banging Monkeys....
    Nov 21 2024
    And so another year of Moto GP comes to a close and what a season it was. But as always the boys have no time for looking back and it is only the road ahead that has their attention. Will 2025 bring new features and segments to the show? Will the loyal souls of Patreon finally get something worthwhile from these three miscreants? Will 2025 be even bigger and better than 2024? Who knows, but the banter along the way should be a bit of sport t least. So go join the Patreon Pit Crew then come back and hit the 'Play' button. And if you concentrate, you'll be able to feel how much better your life is and how much more attractive people find you just because you're a Patreon Pit Crew member. IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… • NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) • Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page
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    1 hr and 46 mins
  • Moto PG 145: There's No Such Thing as a Superfluous Testicle

    Moto PG 145: There's No Such Thing as a Superfluous Testicle
    Nov 5 2024
    Sometimes it's hard to do justice to the magnificence that is Moto GP racing and, as you'd expect, our three hosts generally fail in the endeavour. But like a plain girl at a party, if you give them a chance they'll show you that what they lack in looks and grace they make up for in enthusiasm for the task and a willingness to try pretty much anything. Sure, Borrie is no Shakespeare but his poem somehow always finds the mark. Freido's horoscope is, mathematically, implausible. And yet it entertains, and at the end of the day that's all we hope to do. Well that and get rich. So give the plain girl a chance and hit play. Even better, buy her a metaphorical drink first by signing up for the Patreon Pit Crew. Guaranteed she will appreciate it and you'll feel better about yourself, too. It's a win/win IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… • Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) ​ NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) • Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page
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    1 hr and 43 mins
  • Moto PG 144: He's like an undead gimp..

    Moto PG 144: He's like an undead gimp..
    Oct 29 2024
    A week unsupervised at the Island followed by a studio session with the only grown up member of the team missing. What could possibly go wrong? As soon as you've signed up for patreon, come back and press play to find out. Did Borrie's poem go off the rails? Yes. Is Rossi's weekly email one of the best yet? Also yes. Is the entire episode a disorganised shambles because Tug isn't here? Sort of yes. But if Moto GP seen through a profanity laden, puerile and childish lens is your thing then this is the show for you. Enjoy. IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… • TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) • Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) ​ NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) • Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page
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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • Moto PG 143: No Man Is An Island

    Moto PG 143: No Man Is An Island
    Oct 23 2024
    No man is an island BUT no island is a man, either. Even if it has a man's name. Like Philip. Which, when you think about it, is a great name for one of the best motorcycle racing circuits in the world, one that dished up another magnificent weekend of racing. Many of you would have had the frankly terrifying/exhiliarating experience of meeting one or more of the boys at the race but here is a taste of what they were getting up to when they weren't talking to you. Warning: includes a healthy dose of actual analysis thanks to the presence of none other than Simon Crafar. If that doesn't tempt you perhaps you might need to find another hobby. IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… • BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) • TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) • Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) ​ NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) • Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page
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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • Moto PG 142: Is the Arctic Circle Like a Speedway?

    Moto PG 142: Is the Arctic Circle Like a Speedway?
    Oct 9 2024
    Do you want the good news or the bad news first? OK, we'll start with the bad. There's no Boris on the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe this week. Tragic, we know, but there's good news, too: the big fella still sent in a poem! That's just one of the highlights as Freido and Tug pick up the slack and talk all things motorcycle racing - and plenty of stuff that's not - including The Captain's Letter, Rossi's Instructions, correspondence from Jorge and more. And if you miss Boris make sure to head over to Patreon and sign up for our Pit Crew so he can afford the petrol to attend the next recording. You'll be doing all of us a favour. Now press play and enjoy. IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… • Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) • BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) • TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) • Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) ​ NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) • Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page
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    1 hr and 40 mins
  • Moto PG 141: He Came for the Steak But Stayed for the Chicken..

    Moto PG 141: He Came for the Steak But Stayed for the Chicken..
    Oct 1 2024
    A change is as good as a holiday they say so for episode 141 we're going to switch things up. Normally, we ask for money in this section AFTER we tell you what's on the show. But this week, we're asking for money BEFORE we tell you. Innovative, huh? If you want to give us money - or even if you don't - head over to Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/MotoPG) and sign up for our Pit Crew. Karma will then ensure your enjoyment of this free episode (including Borrie's Poem, Rossi's Instructions, the Captain's memo and more) will be that much more intense. If you don't believe us, give it a try. We dare you. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… • Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) • BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) • TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) • Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) ​ NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) • Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page
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    1 hr and 54 mins
  • Moto PG 140: The Birth of the Pee Gees

    Moto PG 140: The Birth of the Pee Gees
    Sep 24 2024
    Nobody asked for it. Nobody wanted it. And yet, somehow, one can't look away when they see/hear it. Ep 140 of The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe will go down in history as the day the Pee Gees were born. Calling on all the lack of self awareness that has somehow brought them the success they currently enjoy, our three hosts decide today is the day they sing. Together. Is it awful? Yes. Yet somehow compelling. But we'll let you be the judge. In other news there's also some interesting chat about motorcycles and motorcycle racing plus a special guest drops into the studio. You know the drill from here. Press play and all that. Then send money. Lots of it. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… • MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) • SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) • Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) • BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) • TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) • Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) ​ NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) • Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page
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    2 hrs and 8 mins
  • Moto PG 139: Like Emu Meat Through The Colon of a Cattle Dog

    Moto PG 139: Like Emu Meat Through The Colon of a Cattle Dog
    Sep 10 2024
    They said we'd never make it and to be fair, that seemed a reasonable analysis at the time. But five years to the day and 138 episodes since the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe was launched and we're still here in all our glory. Is the show infantile? Yes. Is it puerile? Yes. Is it so laced with profanity that the 'C' word often makes an appearance before the intro music even starts? Also yes. Moto PG is all of those things but more importantly than any of them is that it's popular, and that's thanks to you, the listeners. We don't know why you listen and we don't really care. To be honest, we're just here for the money. So go join our Patreon Pit Crew then come back and press 'Play' and enjoy the madness. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… • MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) • MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) • SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) • Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) • BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) • TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) • Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) ​ NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) • Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page
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    2 hrs and 1 min