• Meditation SUCKS! (if you don't practice it)

  • By: Sebastian Rusk
  • Podcast

Meditation SUCKS! (if you don't practice it)

By: Sebastian Rusk
  • Summary

  • Welcome to your new favorite meditation podcast.

    Meditation SUCKS is the podcast for everyone who’s ever tried to meditate and thought, “Am I doing this right?” or “Is this even working?”

    Hosted by Sebastian Rusk, a podcaster and comedian who knows that meditation can feel awkward, boring, and sometimes downright impossible, this show is all about making mindfulness fun, accessible, and a little less serious.

    Each episode is a quick, 5-10-minute guided meditation that keeps it real—no mystical chants, no perfect poses, just easy-to-follow sessions with a dash of humor. Whether you’re brand new to meditation or just need a break from your noisy mind, this is the place to chill out, laugh a little, and discover that maybe—just maybe—meditation doesn’t have to suck.

    © 2024 Meditation SUCKS! (if you don't practice it)
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Episodes
  • The 5-Minute Vacation_ Escaping Your Mind Without Booking a Flight
    Oct 1 2024

    In episode 2 of Meditation SUCKS!, you'll experience a relaxing visualization that allows you to escape reality for a few minutes. Join Sebastian Rusk, as he guides you on a quick mental vacation to a serene beach setting.


    TIMESTAMPS

    00:00 - Introduction to Meditation Sucks

    01:23 - Starting the Meditation Journey

    02:32 - Imagining the Beach

    04:57 - Mental Vacation Spot

    06:02 - Hitting Pause on Life

    07:00 - Closing Remarks


    QUOTES

    • “If your mind tries to wander back to reality, gently bring it back to the sound of the waves.”
    • "Don't we owe it to ourselves to hit the pause button, taking a few minutes just to check in?"



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    SOCIAL MEDIA LINKS


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/meditation_sucks/

    Facebook: Facebook.com/srusk

    LinkedIn: LinkedIn.com/in/sebastianrusk/

    YouTube: Youtube.com/@PodcastLaunchLab


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    9 mins
  • Breathe Like a Human, Not a Hyperventilating Squirrel
    Oct 1 2024

    Welcome to the first episode of Meditation SUCKS!, where we help you find calm in the chaos without incense or awkward yoga poses. Join your host, Sebastian Rusk, as he guides you through quick, no-pressure meditations designed for real people living real lives.


    TIMESTAMPS

    00:00 - Introduction: Welcome to Meditation Sucks

    01:22 - The Importance of Breathing

    05:15 - Relaxation

    07:00 - Reflection

    07:24 - Conclusion: Thanks for Breathing Like a Human


    QUOTES

    • “Each breath is a reset button for your brain.”
    • “Remember, you can bring this calm, slow breathing into your day whenever you need it. And if all else fails, just pretend you're in a slow-motion movie scene.”
    • "Our life began with a breath. And our life really is controlled by how we choose to breathe."



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    SOCIAL MEDIA LINKS


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/meditation_sucks/

    Facebook: Facebook.com/srusk

    LinkedIn: LinkedIn.com/in/sebastianrusk/

    YouTube: Youtube.com/@PodcastLaunchLab


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    8 mins
  • [PREVIEW] of Meditation SUCKS! (if you don't practice it)
    Sep 26 2024

    Ever feel like life’s just one long to-do list with zero chill?

    Welcome to Meditation SUCKS, the podcast that brings you quick, easy meditations designed for real life—no chanting, no pretzel poses, and definitely no judgment.

    I’m Sebastian Rusk, your guide to finding calm in the chaos with just a few minutes of your day.

    Whether you’re stressed about that work deadline, stuck in traffic, or just need a break from your inner critic, we’ve got you covered.

    Each episode is a bite-sized meditation, perfect for anyone who’s new to this whole ‘sitting still’ thing—or anyone who could use a little peace without the woo-woo.

    We’ll breathe together, laugh a little, and remind you that you don’t have to be a monk on a mountaintop to feel zen.

    So, if you’re ready to unwind, relax, and maybe even crack a smile, hit subscribe and join me on Meditation SUCKS.

    Let’s face it—life’s noisy enough.

    It’s time to turn down the volume, take a breath, and chill out, one episode at a time.

    See you there!

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    1 min

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