HEYYOOO! What's up you beautiful kooks! Sorry for the (re)tardy release of this new episode but there's recently been an inexplicable rise in the number of enigmatically exploding toilets in our lives. (Specifically, an increase in total overall quantities from zero to one, so things have escalated quite quickly.) Despite these developments, we

bring you an all new Kooks & Cranks joint where the topic of discussion is "The Stargate Conspiracy" (written by Lynn Picknett and Clive Prince) outlining a

potentially insidious plot that's already gotten us all into watching "Ancient Aliens" then saying things to ourselves and/or others such as: "Well obviously!" or "I always knew something was up wit dat shit!" & other statements of this nature. (Hey, we've all done it.) But what if there exists a hidden, intentional push by forces unseen or even from beyond, overseen by secretive elites of academia, media, & the military-industrial complex, that are largely the same individuals involved with top secret psychic spy programs, defense/aerospace, or various archaeological expeditions around the world in search of what could very well be our amazing otherworldly origins! Do you trust the people in charge of making such discoveries? If you answered "yes" then be sure to contact us about our limited time offer on credit & debit card number based BINGO! game played over the phone, giving away numerous opportunities to win extended stay timeshares and/or zipline sky miles! Or, WE come to YOU to remove every pesky bit of cluttered copper pipes inside your walls, all while you're away at work, to ensure the utmost efficiency! AHHHHHH! We know y'all are too darn smart to fall for all that! But is any of that other stuff up above actually true? Do the sensible thing and listen as we put you up on the scoop! DEUCES!!

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Opening/closing theme: "Ghost Town" by Aves, as well as "Funkytown" (instrumental version) by Lipps Inc.

SOURCE: see above, also...BUY THE BOOK!

https://www.amazon.com/Stargate-Conspiracy-Extraterrestrial-Mysteries-Ancient/dp/0425176584/ref=asc_df_0425176584/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693549278788&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=4005084525613088443&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9026814&hvtargid=pla-569822485808&psc=1&mcid=c2f7bdd87f91336a9cdbfd6876f98856&gad_source=1

W.W.T.W.? Article Sources:

-https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/dryer/dryerman-nabbed-652930

-https://www.vibe.com/news/entertainment/suge-knight-sean-diddy-combs-fbi-informant-1234885064/

-https://medium.com/@shrimangalevallabh789/project-stargate-by-microsoft-and-openai-fe97e41fca57

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What's up all you beautiful kooks! This week the fellas are discussing schizophrenia from some fringe theoretical angles, largely either a "supernatch" (or "snatch" if you're trying to save time) and/or psychotronic conspiracy angle. This one's got a whole lotta everything: psychosis, history, religion, spirituality, science, technology, lively debate, &

a reasonable dose of righteous anger at just how fucked up medicine and healthcare is in contemporary America! This week we also issue a challenge to all our listeners to "hex" Chris...let's make it happen people! All this plus one particularly erotic/disturbing (Y.M.M.V.-your mileage may vary!) politically charged edition of "W.W.T.W.?" Another spicy knowledge suppository for the brain coming in hot!

Email us!: kooksandcranks@gmail.com

Opening/closing theme: "Ghost Town" by Aves

SOURCES: "Operators and Things" by Barbara O'Brien, "The Technical Delusion" by Jeffrey Sconce, as well as...

-https://news.stanford.edu/stories/2014/07/voices-culture-luhrmann-071614#:~:text=The%20findings%20revealed%20that%20hearing,could%20not%20quite%20place%20physically.

-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_abuse_of_psychiatry#:~:text=Political%20abuse%20of%20psychiatry%2C%20also,or%20groups%20in%20a%20society.

-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Origin_of_the_"Influencing_Machine"_in_Schizophrenia

-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_with_schizophrenia

-https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1133671/pg1

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9zrItUAOMg&t=1s

-https://fantasymerchantblog.wordpress.com/2020/04/02/the-incredibly-weird-story-of-whats-the-frequency-kenneth/

W.W.T.W.? Articles:

-https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/sarpy-doll-two-order-240589

-https://www.bbc.com/worklife/article/20180406-what-monkeys-can-teach-us-about-money

-https://www.reuters.com/world/us/robert-de-niro-calls-trump-clown-outside-trial-biden-campaign-message-2024-05-28/

-https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/rfk-jr-brain-health-memory-loss.html

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