Episodes

  • The DARKEST Stories Around the World This Week
    Sep 4 2024

    We throw some of the darkest news stories we found this past week at Kia Mazar, and he was not happy. This weeks slate of news is unlike our normal rotation of weird and funny news, unfortunately its been a dark week. This weeks news is kicked off with a twisted story about a husband adding cocaine, MDMA to wife's drinks while making love with her daughter, in hopes he would marry her. (5:44) Next, Japan's plan to lure Tokyo women into rural marriages for cash is axed. (24:49) Then to conclude the news, Yemen weapons dealers are now selling machine-guns on X, the app formerly known as Twitter. (39:56)


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    0:00 - Teaser

    1:00 - Meet Kia Mazar

    5:44 - Freaky Old Man and Step-Daughter

    24:49 - Japan Luring Women to Farms

    39:56 - Selling Guns on X (Twitter)

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Role-playing How the Disney Allergy Lawsuit Went Down (w/ Danny Martinello)
    Aug 22 2024

    This week New York comedian Danny Martinello drops by for his second stint on the podcast. He fills us in on how New York has been treating him and the differences between America and Canada. Todays news features a call in where we track down the Pennsylvania man who posted up a billboard seeking out women Next up, American Airlines banned a lesbian woman after accusing her of sex with a man Then we get into the lawsuit Disney is trying to drop over a loophole in the terms and conditions.


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    0:00 - Intro

    2:04 - Danny Martinello

    9:50 - Man Seeks Dates with Billboard

    32:11 - Lesbian Accused of Sex with Man

    59:14 - Disney Allergy Lawsuit

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Why Celebrities Are Injecting Salmon Sperm (w/ Andy Haynes)
    Aug 7 2024

    Today Jacob Racco welcomes on New York Comedian Andy Haynes. After riffing off a couple shlong puns in light of a French pole vaulter at the Paris Olympics, Racco gets into this weeks news. First up, Kim Kardashian is following Jennifer Aniston's footsteps as the most recent celebrity to try out a new anti aging technology called salmon sperm. (9:04) Next the duo reacts to a new trend, which is Vitaly, a notable streamer, inviting celebrities to haze and catch pedophiles on his stream. Most recently Akon, Lil Pump and Ryan Garcia. (21:24) To end off the show, down in New Zealand a woman came across what she thought was a dead body, but turns out it was just a very realistic sex doll. (46:08)


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    0:00 - Intro 9:04 - Kim K Salmon Sperm Facial 21:24 - Vitaly Catching Predators 46:08 - Dead Sex Doll

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    54 mins
  • Paris Has a Poop Problem (w/ NTHN & Chaz)
    Jul 12 2024

    This weeks episode is a candidate for podcast of the year. Racco is joined by Ottawa artist NTHN and his manager Charlean Alain.

    We cover some weird news stories dug up off the internet, leading off with an entire playground being stolen from a school for kids with autism in Florida (6:09).

    Also, co-founder of OceanGate, the company who lead the submersible mission to the Titanic last year, now believes he can safely send people to Venus (20:28).

    To close out the show, Olympians may be having to swim in poop water due to a protest in Paris (42:16).


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    0:00 - Intro 1:06 - Happy Birthday Dad & Bobbi Althoff 6:09 - Playground Stolen in Florida 20:28 - Sending People to Venus 42:16 - Poop Protest in Paris

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    1 hr
  • How to Tell If Your a Psychopath (w/ Jon Dore)
    Jun 14 2024

    This week Jacob Racco welcomes on television legend, Jon Dore. Jacob kicks the show off by acknowledging one of Jon's stand-up routines he watched on T.V as a kid that changed his life.

    Todays news stories include North Korea sending poop balloons to South Korea (11:16), we interview the organizer of the Toronto naked bike ride (26:27), and we react to a video of a Spanish comedian getting attacked on stage by a Nazi (58:48).

    To close out the show, Jacob does something never seen before on the podcast.

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    0:00 - Todays News 0:28 - Meet Jon Dore 11:16 - North Korea Poop Balloons 26:27 - Toronto Naked Bike Ride Protest 58:48 - Far Right Activist Attacks Comedian on Stage

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Why the Internet is Slut Shaming a Pink Tesla (w/ Nice Guy)
    May 29 2024

    We recorded this episode twice... You'll see why.

    We welcome back Jonah Peters of Nice Guy clothing, he now has three appearances on the podcast, more than any other guest.

    Today we react to a few weird news stories we found online, starting with a Korean man who was caught having s*x with a pink Tesla. (11:08)

    We watch the trailer for a new queer planet animal documentary coming out soon (who knows maybe we'll do a reaction video to that). (19:14)

    Then to close out we react to some of the funniest moments from Mayor Eric Adams, in light of his comments about migrants being great swimmers. (43:10)



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    0:00 - intro 11:08 - guy caught having sex with a Tesla 19:14 - gay animal documentary 43:10 - Mayor Eric Adams

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • How a Woman Made Her Man Addicted to Him (w/ Fya Man & Bella Blaq)
    May 15 2024

    This week I welcome on two very talented artists from America, Fya Man who is a writer and producer that has worked with Kanye, Jay Z, NLE Choppa and others. Along with Bella Blaq who's an MC from Georgia making waves through not just her bars but also unique marketing strategies.

    Today we talk about that time Fya Man pranked Kanye while working on Donda. We react to some odd stories we found on the internet, like a Chicago man who is suing 27 women from the Facebook group 'Are We Dating the Same Guy?'.

    Keeping on the relationships beat, we find a trend going around of women putting nicotine patches on their boyfriends so they'll be addicted to them. Also Trump supporters are now wearing Diapers in support of claims that Donald Trump wears them himself. 0:00 - Intro 5:33 - Pranking Kanye 18:59 - Chicago Man Sues Are We Dating the Same Women Facebook Group 29:24 - Girlfriend Uses Nicotine Patches on Boyfriend to Make Him Addicted to Her 46:48 - Diapers for Trump: Real Men Wear Diapers


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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • We Found the 21st Century Jesus (w/ Sterling Scott)
    May 1 2024

    This week we are joined by one of Canada's best comedians, coming off winning the Golden Buzzer at Canada's Got Talent; Sterling Scott.


    We talk about how much money (or Bitcoin) we would get shot for before diving into some odd stories happening around the world. We react to an American man who faked his death to avoid child support (22:42), as well as how people leverage child support as a lottery (7:35).



    New York has a rat problem, which is nothing new. But introducing rat birth control is now on the table to solve the issue (30:45). We also react to a Taylor Swift fan who was crying and drooling over the new Taylor Swift album.


    To close it out on a wholesome note, we talk about Sterling's Golden Buzzer win at Canada's Got Talent. We find out about the inspiring behind the scenes challenges and how he bet on himself.


    Follow Down to the Wire on ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠YouTube⁠ and check out our ⁠other shows⁠ 0:00 - Intro 0:28 - Dudes Talking Bitcoin 4:53 - How Much Would You Get Shot For? 7:35 - Men on Child Support 22:42 - Man Fakes Death to Avoid Child Support 27:42 - Code Switching for Fun 30:45 - New York Rat Problem Solved: Rat Birth Control 35:23 - Reacting to Airplane "Not Real" Woman 39:15 - Canadian Heritage Moment 44:03 - Reacting to His Instagram Algorithm 50:32 - Swiftie Drools and Cries Over New Taylor Swift 58:06 - Reacting to Blackface 01:02:18 - Sterling Scott on Canada's Got Talent Golden Buzzer

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    1 hr and 6 mins