Down to the Wire

By: Down to the Wire
  • Summary

  • We make our guests react to weird things we find on the internet. (Comedy & Satire News Show)
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Episodes
  • The DARKEST Stories Around the World This Week
    Sep 4 2024

    We throw some of the darkest news stories we found this past week at Kia Mazar, and he was not happy. This weeks slate of news is unlike our normal rotation of weird and funny news, unfortunately its been a dark week. This weeks news is kicked off with a twisted story about a husband adding cocaine, MDMA to wife's drinks while making love with her daughter, in hopes he would marry her. (5:44) Next, Japan's plan to lure Tokyo women into rural marriages for cash is axed. (24:49) Then to conclude the news, Yemen weapons dealers are now selling machine-guns on X, the app formerly known as Twitter. (39:56)


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    0:00 - Teaser

    1:00 - Meet Kia Mazar

    5:44 - Freaky Old Man and Step-Daughter

    24:49 - Japan Luring Women to Farms

    39:56 - Selling Guns on X (Twitter)

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Role-playing How the Disney Allergy Lawsuit Went Down (w/ Danny Martinello)
    Aug 22 2024

    This week New York comedian Danny Martinello drops by for his second stint on the podcast. He fills us in on how New York has been treating him and the differences between America and Canada. Todays news features a call in where we track down the Pennsylvania man who posted up a billboard seeking out women Next up, American Airlines banned a lesbian woman after accusing her of sex with a man Then we get into the lawsuit Disney is trying to drop over a loophole in the terms and conditions.


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    0:00 - Intro

    2:04 - Danny Martinello

    9:50 - Man Seeks Dates with Billboard

    32:11 - Lesbian Accused of Sex with Man

    59:14 - Disney Allergy Lawsuit

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Why Celebrities Are Injecting Salmon Sperm (w/ Andy Haynes)
    Aug 7 2024

    Today Jacob Racco welcomes on New York Comedian Andy Haynes. After riffing off a couple shlong puns in light of a French pole vaulter at the Paris Olympics, Racco gets into this weeks news. First up, Kim Kardashian is following Jennifer Aniston's footsteps as the most recent celebrity to try out a new anti aging technology called salmon sperm. (9:04) Next the duo reacts to a new trend, which is Vitaly, a notable streamer, inviting celebrities to haze and catch pedophiles on his stream. Most recently Akon, Lil Pump and Ryan Garcia. (21:24) To end off the show, down in New Zealand a woman came across what she thought was a dead body, but turns out it was just a very realistic sex doll. (46:08)


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    0:00 - Intro 9:04 - Kim K Salmon Sperm Facial 21:24 - Vitaly Catching Predators 46:08 - Dead Sex Doll

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    54 mins

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