Episodes

  • NFL Week 10 Recap: How to Finish with Class...or not.
    Nov 12 2024

    Nick, Deez, and Adam recap all the week 10 action from the NFL. We explore all the frantic finishes of the week along with much, much more.

    - Sometimes the horseshoe falls out of your booty.
    - The Chiefs find a way to win on Leo Chenal's second-best blocked kick of the year?
    - Are the Jets actually better with Aaron Rodgers? A stunning statistical reveal...
    - What has Andy Reid been doing at Bohemian Grove?
    - Team committing 3 turnovers and scoring zero touchdowns had never won an NFL game before. One did this week.
    - Trayvon Walker out-disasters the Sam Darnold disaster.
    - How long has it been since Caleb Williams threw a TD pass? What will Eberflus say if you ask him?
    - The Steelers pull a rabbit out of the Washington Monument.
    - The Giants miraculously force OT, and then immediately lose...and Big Nick is...happy?!
    - EDGING MASTER BATES! I will not preview this...just listen.
    - The boys predict the firing of the day...and Adam nails it.
    - Nick's Bad Beat of the week. A +600 finds a preposterous way to fall apart.
    - Studs/Duds/Buds of the week.

    We finish of the episode with our weekly "In The Hunt" segment. Come giggle and gamble with us. Enjoy the show!

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • The Friday Five - NFL Week 10 - Picks, Props, Parlays, and DFS
    Nov 8 2024

    Friday Five! Here we go! Mud, Slop, Junk, and Trash; we find all the best of it. This is not the most appealing slate of games in week 10, but we find ways to make the most of it anyway.
    - 3 straight wagers each.
    - 1 player prop each.
    - 1 parlay of the week each.

    We also fire off our favorite DFS lineups for Week 9 and build TWO cooperative lineups on air. Like most of the world, the boys are eliminated from Survivor contests, but share would-be Survivor picks anyway.

    Wager Talk:
    - Who does Jerry Rice hang out with at bus stops?
    - Nick has to dig deep this week but finds a sneaky first play and a team total that both offer serious appeal.
    - Could there be a Deez-Drag appearance? Mayyyyyyyybeeeeeeee.
    - You ever find a pot that you think is clean but has an unidentifiable slime in the bottom...but you use the pot anyway? Deez outlines which NFL team this is?
    - A sensible parlay and a nonsense parlay. We love the shot at big money.
    - Rushing props galore. Lots of juicy rushing angles this week... and one revolting passing yardage total.

    DFS Notes:
    - San Fran is enticing from so many angles. How do we build a lineup involving this game?
    - Deez assembles a Russell Wilson lineup? It seems gross at first, but finishes like a fine wine cooler...still shitty.
    - The boys find a $5,300 WR that we agree is massively underpriced.

    Studs/Duds/Buds - Who is red hot and who is ice cold this week? The TE room is sketchy this week, but we find some intriguing options. Which WR are we completely avoiding after the announcement that his starting QB is out?

    Lots of fun. Lots of solid football takes in this episode. Come giggle and gamble with us. Enjoy the show!

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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • NFL Week 9 Recap: The Midseason Review
    Nov 5 2024

    Nick, Deez, and Adam present the week Midseason NFL recap. We analyze the current state of the NFL halfway through the season, exploring all of the following topics:

    - Biggest surprises to date of the NFL Season.
    - Our Fantasy Studs/Duds/Buds 9 weeks into the season!
    - Adam's Deep Dive delves into what separates the Chicago Bears from the Los Angeles Chargers.
    - The NFC West - A Division of Total Mediocrity.
    - Wait....the Chiefs have won two Super Bowls since the last time the Giants did WHAT?!
    - Nick's Bad Beat Bonanza! We had some teaser failures, a disaster on a HUGE parlay on a $5 free bet. AND what was the worst beat of the year? Somehow we found one worse than the Week 8 Commanders Hail Mary!
    - What team is the AFC version of the Seattle Seahawks?
    - Super-BOLD predictions between now and the end of the NFL Season:
    * What NFC team finds a way to miss the playoffs?
    * Nick says WHO won't win another game this season?!
    * Some AFC upheaval in the standings is on the forecast!

    Come giggle and gamble with us. Enjoy the show!

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    1 hr and 37 mins
  • The Friday Five - NFL Week 9 - Don't Watch the Blank VHS Tape
    Nov 1 2024

    Friday Friday Friday! It is time for The Friday Five! Nick and Deez are coming at ya with each of our 5 favorite wagers of the week:
    - 3 straight wagers each.
    - 1 player prop each.
    - 1 parlay of the week each.

    We also fire off our favorite DFS lineups for Week 9 and build TWO cooperative lineups on air. Like most of the world, the boys are eliminated from Survivor contests, but share would-be Survivor picks anyway.

    Wager Talk:
    - Nick loves some totals this week. There are not one, but two games he sees flying over the posted total.
    - A Deez Dome D2 Special. Which team is it?
    - Nick finds a line that is way to short. One team is on the way up, the other is on the way down. We are getting 3 points of value here.
    - A prop trifecta that returns 50-1? Sign us up.
    - The boys follow the trends. We each pick a team that has won 18 of their last 23 and 14 of their last 21 against their respective opponents.
    - Only 225 yards passing in a game that this QB should be losing all day? Deez is all over it with his week 9 prop.
    DFS Notes:
    - The boys rarely seem to build a lineup featuring high-value QBs. Let's give it a shot with Josh Allen who usually dominates the Dolphins.
    - It might not be Thanksgiving yet, but Grandma has been cooking the stuffing. Who is going to STUFF IT this week?
    - Deez finally puts together a Bo NIx lineup. And it's pretty spicy.
    - Tough week for running backs and defenses as their is not a whole lot of value out there. We walk you through who actually makes sense to target.
    Lots of fun. Lots of solid football takes in this episode. Come giggle and gamble with us. Enjoy the show!

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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • NFL Week 8 Recap: What is National Tight Ends Day?!
    Oct 29 2024

    Nick, Deez, and Adam present the week 8 NFL recap. Lots of uncanny events across the NFL this week, the boys hit all of them and much more such as:

    - Game-by-game breakdown and analysis of everything you missed this weekend.
    - National Tight Ends Day did not disappoint. The boys discuss a record-breaking weekend for the big guys.
    - The Detroit Lions are literally a steamroller.
    - Nick rips a QB with the 4th-worst completion percentage on over 250 dropbacks in a season since 2000. At least his is higher than the Jets version of Tim Tebow...but still lower than Ryan Leaf. Yes...that Ryan Leaf.
    - Speaking of the Jets, get a load of this stat. Teams were 756-0 when doing ______ since 1940. That record is now 756-1.
    - Week 8 Studs/Duds/Buds. Believe it or not, we actually talk about players other than Jameis Winston.
    - Waiver Wire Discussion - Who are we looking at this week? The wire in your league is probably pretty barren, but we highlight a couple guys to target for sneaky reasons.
    - Bad Beat of the Week - DFS was great to us this week. But man, it could have been insane if one guy hadn't laid an egg against a terrible opponent.
    - We finish the episode with our "In The Hunt" check-in. Nick is ready to oust a somewhat controversial NFC team.

    Come giggle and gamble with us. Enjoy the show!

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • The Friday Five - NFL Week 8 - Would You Kick This?
    Oct 25 2024

    It is not Time for the Percolator, but it is time for The Friday Five! Nick and Deez are coming at ya with each of our 5 favorite wagers of the week:
    - 3 straight wagers each.
    - 1 player prop each.
    - 1 parlay of the week each.

    We also fire off our favorite DFS lineups for Week 6 and build TWO cooperative lineups on air. Like most of the world, the boys are eliminated from Survivor contests, but share would-be Survivor picks anyway.

    Wager Talk:
    - A First Half play against the worst team in the NFL? Yep, Nick will do that. Hint - they have been losing
    - What dead mascots would you kick if you came across one on a hiking trail?
    - We like a couple games to zoom over their respective totals. Both involve games with teams riddled with injuries...we don't care. Find out why it still makes sense. And it don't make dollars if it don't make sense.
    - The Kermit voice. Deez is not afraid. Will he hear it in his nightmares?
    - Prop Madness - A safe play at RB, some parlayable props from Deez, and the emergence of the Double-Double Dip.
    - Have you been waiting all day for Sunday Night? Deez finds a fun SNF angle to play.

    DFS Notes:
    - Holy Cow (Phil Rizzuto voice)!! There are LOTS of serious values this week at seemingly all positions. What interesting ways can we build with these values?
    - Nick finally gets a chance to build a Famous Jameis lineup. Somebody check his pants.
    - A Marcus Mariota experiment does not go well at all.
    - Will we ever get the Dolphins this cheap again? Here is how we take advantage of it this week.
    - You can play B without A, but you can't play A without B. What duo is this that Deez uses in a high-firepower DFS lineup.

    Lots of fun. Lots of solid football takes in this episode. Come giggle and gamble with us. Enjoy the show!

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • NFL Week 7 Recap: The Dennis Allen Episode
    Oct 22 2024

    Deez and Adam present the week 7 recap without Nick, who did submit an absentee ballot. They dish on the evolution process of our 7-week old NFL season and which teams are showing us that they are what we thought they were.

    - Game-by-game breakdown and analysis of everything you missed this weekend.
    - What Pro Bowl caliber QB is on Fraud Watch? Is there a chance that a week 8 game could feature a Double Fraud Watch pair of QBs?
    - Deez plays "This is a Guy".......with a lot of guys.
    - Week 7 Studs/Duds/Buds. Adam unleashes a pair of studly teammates. Wide Receivers dominate the Buds and Duds categories.
    - Waiver Wire Discussion - Who are we looking at this week? Deez and Adam spotlight a guy or two that each position that could provide immediate help.
    - Bad Beat of the Week - an 8-team ML parlay missed by one shit QB...who lost to a different shit QB.
    - A classic D2 Deep Dive a classic missed opportunity by the Green Bay Packers. Cheese-based uniforms?! How did they not think of this?!
    - We finish the episode with our "In The Hunt" check-in.

    Come giggle and gamble with us. Enjoy the show!

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • The Friday Five - NFL Week 7 - The Punk Bunny Anniversary
    Oct 18 2024

    It's the best day of the week in D2B2 land as we release The Friday Five! Nick and Deez bring the heat with their 5 favorite plays of the week:
    - 3 straight wagers each.
    - 1 player prop each.
    - 1 parlay of the week each.

    They also share their favorite DFS lineups for Week 7 and build a cooperative lineup on air. Like most of the world, the boys are eliminated from Survivor contests, but share would-be Survivor picks anyway.

    Wager Talk:
    - After vowing to never bet on one God-awful NFL team, Deez has to talk Nick out of betting on a different scumbag NFL team...but he can't get him all the way off. That sounds weird.
    - Points are back baby. Which total does Deez having flying over?
    - A brief fantasy basketball interruption occurs when the boys find out their draft slot for their 18,team league that is drafting on Sunday...and then immediate disagreement follows.
    - Deez dials up an NFC North SGP.
    - Prop Madness! Nick dials up an exciting receiving yards ladder. Why in the world is the bottom rung only 35.5 yards? Deez likes TDs so much he rips off a bonus prop parlay with lots of passing TDs.

    DFS Notes:
    - A $4,000 WR that could get you 20 points, but could also get you 1? Yep, Nick will definitely play him!
    - Stacking up a dome-game QB that has thrown for 300+ in 3 of his last 5. Sounds like a plan.
    - There is only one defense that Deez likes this week.
    - Chaos at the RB position leads the boys to find some good values.
    - Our weekly Studs/Buds/Duds segment of Week 7 DFS.

    Lots of fun. Lots of solid football takes in this episode. Come giggle and gamble with us

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    1 hr and 25 mins