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This episode challenges the concept of night mowing... and loses.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph nearly hurt themselves coming up with a list of the best, non-fatal cinematic injuries.

I'm going to break your back, Batman.

Jason admits to not seeing a single Bruce Lee film.

He's the Taj Murray of the movie.

Frank and beans!

Why is the Darth Vader's actual line to Luke far worse than the what fans mistakenly think it is?

Is mowing with Crocs more dangerous than mowing at night?

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No one is blaming Rio in this episode.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph choose the favorite beach movies.

The bots are NOT about cruises.

Beach-offs and dongs.

Jason is forced again to mention the Brooke Shields' movie.

Jim tries to force everyone to drink Buzz Cola.

When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

Who thinks it's a good idea to go explore the Titanic in a giant Tylenol?

What's that all about?

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Hey Sailors! The guys put their friendships at peril as they list the Best Movies at Sea.

• Jim just got off a boat
• Joseph is not a fan of drowning
• Jason hates homemade submarines
• Jim and Steven Seagal start a mutiny

Shouldn't this thing just be a sports podcast already!

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This episode no longer has safety inspections.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore some of the most controversial characters and movement in television and Movies.

An equal opportunity to offend.

A well-lit scene that had Newman sweating.

Are we going to Cahulawassee River Mr. Luthor?

Jim has a first on the show with a nomination of a movie has not seen.

Jason questions the BBC's sensibilities of make Hitler funny.

Did you TiVo Nipple Gate?

What do you mean, "you people"?

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This episode has night mowing.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best parents on the silver screen.

Jason calls "FOUL" on single parenting.

Jim destroys a hotel room with his impression of JoBeth Williams.

This house is clean.

The latest mashup of Dustin Hoffman films: RainDaddy

It even has a time code on it. And those are difficult to fake.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You would think that having a certain set of skills would include warning your child about the dangers of travelling.

Amadeus was a great composer, but a terrible father.

Still Magnolia, still dying.

Jason Meeker: Genius or neighborhood nuisance?

Do you like fried chicken?

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This episode includes "Cousin Oliver,” so it may be the beginning of the end for CCR.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph create a list of the best TV Child Actors.

Pat Johnson's squirrel graveyard.

The question that triggers Joseph the most is, "Did I do that?”

Jim serenades everyone with the theme song to "Eight is Enough.”

Big toilet and little toilet.

Franklin Delano Bluth

Little Opie Cunningham.

Joseph talks about a couple of Eddie Haskell's his daughter dated.

Jason rejects Jim and Joseph's half-hearted apology for last week's episode.

Which child actor stole the show from J.J.?

Was there child abuse in the Cleaver's household?

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This episode has nothing to do with boot camps or police academies.

Jason, Jim and Joseph list their favorite post graduation movies.

OK. Show of hands. Who has masturbated today?

Jason desperately tries to deny any Star Trek crushes.

The best form of any revenge must involve hundreds of boxes of popcorn.

One word, plastics.

Which movie was a precursor for the iconic CHiPs disco skating episode?

What major is Jason's son going to college for?

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Jason, Jim, and Joseph confess about their favorite movies with religious themes.

This podcast episode has been rated "O" for being morally offensive by the Catholic Diocese.

• Old men complaining about lawns.
• Jason does a VERY disturbing impression of Sylvester Stallone as Axel Foley.
• Joseph admits to seeing every movie banned by the Catholic church.
• The miracle of the parting of seas was outdone by the spectacle of Jaws.
• Coach Martin couldn't cover up the boobs in English class.
• More James Mason impressions, please.
• Pope Voldemort I?
• "Hey Jesus. Who loves you, baby?"
• Why has the world not heard Bruce Springsteen's amazing version of Raspberry Beret?
• Why do bad remakes involve the star playing dual roles?