Are you ever going to text me?

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Are you ever going to text me?

This episode has night mowing.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best parents on the silver screen.

Jason calls "FOUL" on single parenting.

Jim destroys a hotel room with his impression of JoBeth Williams.

This house is clean.

The latest mashup of Dustin Hoffman films: RainDaddy

It even has a time code on it. And those are difficult to fake.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You would think that having a certain set of skills would include warning your child about the dangers of travelling.

Amadeus was a great composer, but a terrible father.

Still Magnolia, still dying.

Jason Meeker: Genius or neighborhood nuisance?

Do you like fried chicken?

Are you ever going to text me?

This episode includes "Cousin Oliver,” so it may be the beginning of the end for CCR.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph create a list of the best TV Child Actors.

Pat Johnson's squirrel graveyard.

The question that triggers Joseph the most is, "Did I do that?”

Jim serenades everyone with the theme song to "Eight is Enough.”

Big toilet and little toilet.

Franklin Delano Bluth

Little Opie Cunningham.

Joseph talks about a couple of Eddie Haskell's his daughter dated.

Jason rejects Jim and Joseph's half-hearted apology for last week's episode.

Which child actor stole the show from J.J.?

Was there child abuse in the Cleaver's household?