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This episode doesn't know it's E chord from a G chord.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph critique some of the worst acting performances by non-actors.

Jason laments over his broken guitar. Just wrong.
Jim recounts the day Mariah Carey begged him to play her music.
It's like Showgirls without the nudity.
Joseph blasphemes the acting performances in A Hard Day's Night.
So much makeup- So many Brooklyn accents.
Thanks a lot, Simon Cowell.
Jim and Jason take on the Swiftees and Beyhive with their selections.
This time basketball's gonna be different.


Which singer gets a Lifetime Achievement award for bad acting?
Which singer may have gotten a black eye for his terrible acting performance?

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This episode weaponizes Morgan Freeman impressions.

Joseph finally gets his apologies from Jason and Jim for wrongfully being accused of being tardy to the shows.
Jason confuses serial killing with comedy.
Jim admits his penchant for women in bondage
Joseph shares his lessons learned about prison bathroom etiquette.
What!... I'll be 180 years old when I get out!

What does Pappion mean? Hint: It's not a terrible idea about a clown in a concentration camp?

Note from Editor: Jim is solely responsible for introducing and supporting the nomination of "THE BIG DOLLHOUSE" to this week's list. All complaints should be addressed to him.

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This episode is tuned to the key of H minor.

Jason, Jim and Joseph toss around some of their favorite football movies.

• Jim presents his first (and most likely only) book review.
• Jason goads Jim into another another Al Paccino impression.
• Omaha! Omaha! Oyage!
• My bloody football!
• Joe Montana craps all over Jason's feel-good movie.
• What is the name of the team in the Disney classic, Gus?
• How much is a drop kick worth?