Welcome back to another cheek-clenching episode of BUTT HONESTLY with Dr. Carlton and Dangilo! This week, we’re diving deep into the wild world of listener questions, steamy confessions, and some news that’ll make your sphincter tighten with excitement.

First up, we’ve got a Butt Dial from a High Mileage Hole in Dallas who’s seeking wisdom on an unexpected “Tag” situation. Then, a listener from Down Under (literally) is dealing with a pain in the butt that’s not just metaphorical. Can Dr. Carlton’s medical expertise save their backdoor bliss?

And get ready for our BRAND NEW SEGMENT: BOOTY GANG CONFESSES! Let’s just say… this one isn’t for the faint of taint. Secrets will be spilled, sins will be aired, and we might all need a long shower afterward.

Oh, and did we mention? We officially launched our Patreon! If you want it raw, uncut, and unfiltered (just like your favorite moments in life), now’s your chance to support the show and get even more of that sweet, sweet Butt Honestly goodness.

We wrap things up with our Love Languages of the Week, because after all that filth, we need a little sugar to balance the spice.

Hit play, grab a snack (or a towel), and let’s get into it! 🍑

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Pop some popcorn and loosen your belts because this week’s episode of Butt Honestly! Dr. Carlton and Dangilo are back with their unfiltered thoughts on the popper ban (because how dare they), and they’re setting the record straight on U=U—what it means and how it works. Plus, we’re diving headfirst into some juicy drama with a vengeful update in the saga of Trampage and acsteamy Butt Dial from a listener fresh off their first Atlantis Cruise. Let’s just say it’s wetter than the open seas!

Since March is Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month (and yes, we’re rocking that blue!), the guys are dropping some knowledge to help you keep your backdoor in check.

And because you can’t get enough, our Hit It and Quit It segment is BACK with five scorching questions:

1. What are the signs of colon cancer? A listener’s feeling backed up and wondering if it’s more than just a bad burrito.
2. I’m a top, but I can’t finish while topping—what gives? One frustrated listener is desperate to bust a nut without the help of his hands.
3. Anal Botox for fissures—is it brilliant or a one-way ticket to Shartsville? Someone’s worried about accidentally turning their ass into a Slip ‘N Slide, and Dr. Carlton’s here to ease the fear.
4. Truvada and kidney function—is every other day dosing a good idea? A listener’s doc recommended it, but does that even make sense?
5. I want TRT, but my T levels are just above the low range—how do I convince my doc? We’re talking low energy, no sex drive, and gaining weight. The guys give out tips on making your case.

Plus, we’ve got a listener question that takes a hard look at the realities of hookups that might involve BB—how do you assess risk when you’re not entirely sure how compliant someone is with their meds? Dr. Carlton and Dangilo tackle the tricky topic with their signature blend of honesty and humor.

And just when you think it can’t get steamier, we’ve got an Atlantis Cruise story that’s as hot as it is scandalous. To top it all off, the guys wrap things up with their Love Lounge of the Week—a little sweetness to balance out the spice.

Hit play and hold on tight—this episode’s gonna leave you breathless!

Hold onto your butts because this week, Butt Honestly is coming to you LIVE from the heart of Hillcrest at Urban Mo’s in San Diego! It’s our first-ever live show, and trust us—you don’t want to miss this one. We’ve got a rowdy crowd, juicy giveaways, and some hilarious games lined up to keep things spicy.

But that’s not all—we’re thrilled to welcome a very special guest straight from the City of Angels. She’s the queen of the Fat Slut Party, a star of Hulu’s Drag Me to Dinner, and one-half of the iconic Sloppy Seconds podcast alongside Big Dipper. Put your hands together for the Motivational Speaker and Pink Pony Club Diva, MEATBALL!

Dr.C and Dangilo ask Meatball where did the FAT SLUT party idea come from? Do you have petrophilia? Clown Fuckers? If you were in Drag and the other one is painted like a clown…is that Kai Kai?

Whether you’re a Fat Slut regular or just Meatball-curious, this episode is serving big laughs, bigger personalities, and enough attitude to fill Mo’s twice over. Stick around for our signature Love Language of the Week and soak up every unfiltered, uncensored, and unforgettable moment of this live extravaganza!