Pop some popcorn and loosen your belts because this week’s episode of Butt Honestly! Dr. Carlton and Dangilo are back with their unfiltered thoughts on the popper ban (because how dare they), and they’re setting the record straight on U=U—what it means and how it works. Plus, we’re diving headfirst into some juicy drama with a vengeful update in the saga of Trampage and acsteamy Butt Dial from a listener fresh off their first Atlantis Cruise. Let’s just say it’s wetter than the open seas!

Since March is Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month (and yes, we’re rocking that blue!), the guys are dropping some knowledge to help you keep your backdoor in check.

And because you can’t get enough, our Hit It and Quit It segment is BACK with five scorching questions:

1. What are the signs of colon cancer? A listener’s feeling backed up and wondering if it’s more than just a bad burrito.
2. I’m a top, but I can’t finish while topping—what gives? One frustrated listener is desperate to bust a nut without the help of his hands.
3. Anal Botox for fissures—is it brilliant or a one-way ticket to Shartsville? Someone’s worried about accidentally turning their ass into a Slip ‘N Slide, and Dr. Carlton’s here to ease the fear.
4. Truvada and kidney function—is every other day dosing a good idea? A listener’s doc recommended it, but does that even make sense?
5. I want TRT, but my T levels are just above the low range—how do I convince my doc? We’re talking low energy, no sex drive, and gaining weight. The guys give out tips on making your case.

Plus, we’ve got a listener question that takes a hard look at the realities of hookups that might involve BB—how do you assess risk when you’re not entirely sure how compliant someone is with their meds? Dr. Carlton and Dangilo tackle the tricky topic with their signature blend of honesty and humor.

And just when you think it can’t get steamier, we’ve got an Atlantis Cruise story that’s as hot as it is scandalous. To top it all off, the guys wrap things up with their Love Lounge of the Week—a little sweetness to balance out the spice.

Hit play and hold on tight—this episode’s gonna leave you breathless!