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WARNING: this episode was recorded before the terrible events of July 4th, 2025, wherein a devastating flashflood swept across Central Texas and has left many, including children at a summer camp, missing or dead. Our deepest sympathies to all those affected by this tragedy, and our simple plea to not be offended as we make light of camping and rainy camping trips - as stated before, we recorded this before the 4th.

This episode you're about to hear is the result of Your Friend Frosty and your bartender Mike Whiskey's adventures in camping, nature, and a particular creepy pasta from a loyal listener. Given Your Friend Frosty's feelings on nature in particular, you can see where this is going. However, it's a full and fun episode: risque Boy Scout performers! Missing animals! Killer bees! And that's just the first hour. Which isn't saying much, as this episode is less than an hour, but still - pile on the bug spray and carry a flashlight. It's the woods, and things get weird out here...

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So, yeah, Happy 4th of July and all that. While it's the USA's birthday, your podcast hosts are celebrating a unique anniversary, one thirty years in the making. And just like on the 4th of July when dogs all run and hide under blankets from fireworks, so does Your Friend Frosty from the terror that is 1995's film blockbuster Jumanji. Which, according to Frosty, is actually a horror movie. What's that? A challenger has entered the arena? Your bartender, Mike Whiskey, begs to differ and offer up the claim that Jumanji is not a horror movie. Giant spiders, man-eating plants, and rampaging animals, plus a homicidal weirdo with a gun - how is this not a horror movie? Join in the debate, and head for New Hampshire, we're having a fun run. That'll make more sense when the episode is over.

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Ever been driving by a church in your neighborhood, looked at it long and hard, and thought, "Wow, that would make an amazing laser tag arena?" No? Well, you definitely aren't alone. Wouldn't you know it, there are some people out there that did, however. From restaurants to apartment buildings, the lives of de-consecrated churches out there can be rather wild, and Your Friend Frosty just happens to have a stack of them on-hand and ready to share, much to the chagrin of dearly religious Mike Whiskey. Sorry, but the discomfort is real, and it's coming right at you. Say your prayers and prepare thy ears - this one is gonna be weird.

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Warning, listeners: This episode is not going to be a light one. Thought provoking? Inspired by actual events? Full of swears? Oh yeah. Kicking us all the way back to the 1960s, Your Friend Frosty is about to flex his legalese muscles and introduce you all to the infamous 1969 Brandenburg V. Ohio ruling, one which shaped the very world we live in today. Controversy? Yes, we have that. Shots at Whiskey for his upcoming marriage ceremony? We have that too. But still, be warned - this is going to be a wee bit serious...

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Have you ever wanted to become a supervillain? Maybe a villainous overlord? Maybe a cruel and wicked dictator? Then this is the episode of Bourbon On Ice for you, as your favorite nerds are discussing the dos and don'ts for becoming just that evil and horrible. Avoid the pitfalls which have unseated many a humble tyrant by listening to the infamous list written by Peter Anspach known as the Evil Overlord List and be forewarned about obviously-labeled self-destruct buttons, learn how to not get seduced by attractive members of the rebellion, and don't fall screaming to your own death when battling your enemy in a crumbling and collapsing room. All this and more, plus Whiskey's full name revealed, in today's episode of Bourbon On Ice!

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What is it about delicious food? Also death? Wait, can we combine the two? Yes! Inspired by Your Friend Frosty's newest podcast obsession, Mythical Kitchen's Last Meals, there's plenty of talk to go around concerning the simple question: what would be your last meal? While we sling liver and onions, chowder soup, and apps gone crazy, your pair of podcasters try to guess each others' last meals, and share the question posed to all of our loyal listeners. Sit back, pop a stomach tablet, and prepare for the end - it's gonna be delicious.

For more info on Last Meals, follow the link below.

https://open.spotify.com/show/55L3wM2VcsMWxUH9tMJcff?si=ac73fa67c301496e

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Warning: there is going to be an excessive amount of cursing in this episode. Also, this is all Whiskey's fault. No, really, it is. Cleaning up his house in preparation for the arrival of his beloved fiancé, your bartender Mike Whiskey happened upon a book, and he has decided to thus inflict it upon Your Friend Frosty and you, our audience. Because apparently it is the spring of Dark Whiskey. Sit back, gird the loins, preclutch the pearls, and prepare for something horrifying: "Dear *sshole", by the Madison girls, a book of particularly awful memos to awful people - and at this moment, that unfortunately includes all of you. Sorry...

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Summer is almost here. As soon as we get through this annoying pollen season, that is. Anyway, with updates on Whiskey's new arrival, a terrifying blow to the Frosty Family, and a lot of harsh light and noise affecting us negatively, there's a question we'd like to ask: this summer, where will you be - pool, beach, or lakeside? It's a deep and philosophical question, we'll give you time to think deep. That being said, beware the mermaids and duck when you hear seagulls. It's a very wet and wild episode, so have your foot towel ready.