💀Sexy Skeletons, Ghosted Messages, and the Halloween Dating Scene 💀

This week on The Bestest Exes Podcast, Wendy and Rhys celebrate their favorite time of year—Halloween—by diving headfirst into sexy costumes, ghosting, and the awkward world of spooky speed dating. 🦇 Wendy is prepping for a Halloween-themed speed dating event, debating whether to rock a sexy costume or embrace her inner nerd with a Barf (from Spaceballs) ensemble. Rhys has some strong opinions about how her choice will impact her chances—spoiler: nerds, rejoice!

🎃 The duo explores the wild world of sexy Halloween costumes, from French maids to vampire vibes and why every “lingerie costume” seems to come with fewer square inches of fabric than a cocktail napkin. Rhys reminisces about a French maid Halloween encounter from his youth, and Wendy ponders why men in construction hats and fireman gear remain irresistible.

👻 No Halloween episode is complete without ghost stories, but here, they’re dating app ghost stories. Wendy shares her latest cringe-worthy encounter—delivering a top-tier joke about her eye surgery, only to be ghosted in return. Rhys tries to decode the male psyche (and fails hilariously).

💌 Whether you’re into vampires, firefighters, or just enjoy a good laugh about the dating world, this episode has it all. Listen in for the laughs, stay for the scares—and maybe learn what not to wear to a Halloween speed dating event.

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💘 Shotguns, Garden Hoes, and the Pink Jungle of Modern Dating 💘

This week on The Bestest Exes Podcast, Wendy and Rhys tackle the chaos of modern online dating with their usual blend of wit and brutal honesty.

🔥 This week’s highlights:

🎯 The Rifle vs. Shotgun Debate: Wendy kicks things off with her theory that women are like rifles—precise and focused—while men are shotguns, spraying little balls of attention in every direction.

💌 Swipe Strategies: Rhys shares the questionable tale of messaging someone twice and how, against all odds, it actually worked (kind of).

🌸 Pink Hair, Pink Bush, and Other Dating Mysteries: The duo explores quirky bios, questionable compliments, and why sometimes you just have to say “Yes” to a pink jungle.

⏳ Response Time Rules: They hash out the delicate dance of response timing—do you wait an hour or risk coming off too eager by replying immediately?

🌷 Introducing the Garden Ho: What’s a Garden Ho, and how does it rival America’s Orgasm Fairy? You’ll have to tune in to find out!

💌 Get ready for awkward analogies, questionable decisions, and lots of laughs—it’s dating, Bestest Exes style!

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💘 Valentine’s Day Special: Laughing Through Love 💘

This week on The Bestest Exes Podcast, we dive headfirst into the wild world of love, dating, and those awkward Valentine’s Day vibes. From discussing the $26 billion Americans spend on romance (with $40 budgets and Reese’s hearts at the forefront) to recounting the tragic stares of men scrambling for last-minute flowers at Wegmans, we’ve got all the hilarious details.

📈 Did you know online dating spikes 33% in February? We explore why—and how desperate "zombies feeding on hearts" emerge. Plus, Wendy’s plan to troll couples by dropping fake engagement rings in champagne flutes might just be the best anti-Valentine's prank yet.

🤳 Also on the docket: dating app disasters, ghosting culture, and Squat Guy, the fitness innovator who combined leg day with, uh, something unexpected. 🏋️‍♂️💦

Join us for an unfiltered conversation about relationships, weird internet trends, and why we’re all in this chaotic love boat together. 🌹

The Reddit Q of the week: https://www.reddit.com/r/dating/comments/1anf9s0/blocked_an_hour_after_a_first_date/

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🎉 Welcome to the Bestest Exes Podcast! The only show where a Gen X divorced couple brings humor to heartbreak. This week, we’re diving deep into dating disasters, awkward encounters, and post-surgery hijinks:

🔥 This week’s highlights:

Face-Down Adventures – Wendy recovers from retina surgery with a very specific posture (yes, that one), and Rhys provides some unsolicited commentary.

Dating Profile Pet Peeves – Toilets in selfies, dirty mirrors, and angles that lie—why can’t anyone take a normal photo? Rhys proposes banning filters, while Wendy campaigns for “just wipe the mirror.”

Pickup Lines That Work(?) – From “Are you a haunted house?” to goth classics like “Nice boots, wanna…?”—we dissect the cheesy, the clever, and the downright awful.

The Post-Date Message Debate – To text or not to text? Wendy advocates for radical honesty, while Rhys recounts the trauma of post-date ghosting.

Sports Jerseys and Fish Pics – Why do so many profiles scream Buffalo Bills superfan? And can someone explain all the fish? 🎣

💌 Join us for a hilarious look at modern dating—because if you can’t laugh at it, what’s the point?

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🎉 It’s here—the only podcast where a divorced Gen X couple laughs through the chaos of love, dating, and everything in between!

🔥 This week’s highlights:
Wendy vs. Her Retina: Three surgeries later, she’s face down, ass up, and healing like a champ. Is this a recovery pose or a new dating app trend? 🤔

Dating App Woes: Rhys gets ghosted by a one-word wonder, while Wendy's killer “giant factory” joke backfires. (Apparently, some people just don’t appreciate comedic brilliance.)

Paying for Dates Drama: Should men always foot the bill? Wendy reveals The Wendy Method for escaping bad dates, and Rhys wrestles with his alpha instincts during a fancy wine bar standoff. 🍷

Profile Fails: Dirty mirrors, visible toilets, and ancient selfies—why do dating app photos always look like crime scene evidence? 🚽📸

A Sweet Surprise: Not all messages are terrible—one man restores our faith in wholesome online banter.

💌 Tune in for laughs, life lessons, and a little Gen X wisdom (aka sarcasm).

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💔❤️ The Bestest Exes Podcast: From Exes to Extraordinary! 💥 Brace yourself for mind-blowing stories, heartwarming tales, and the raw truth of relationships. Join the divorced duo as they redefine friendship and prove that love can flourish even after divorce! 🎙️✨

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