💘 Shotguns, Garden Hoes, and the Pink Jungle of Modern Dating 💘

This week on The Bestest Exes Podcast, Wendy and Rhys tackle the chaos of modern online dating with their usual blend of wit and brutal honesty.

🔥 This week’s highlights:

🎯 The Rifle vs. Shotgun Debate: Wendy kicks things off with her theory that women are like rifles—precise and focused—while men are shotguns, spraying little balls of attention in every direction.

💌 Swipe Strategies: Rhys shares the questionable tale of messaging someone twice and how, against all odds, it actually worked (kind of).

🌸 Pink Hair, Pink Bush, and Other Dating Mysteries: The duo explores quirky bios, questionable compliments, and why sometimes you just have to say “Yes” to a pink jungle.

⏳ Response Time Rules: They hash out the delicate dance of response timing—do you wait an hour or risk coming off too eager by replying immediately?

🌷 Introducing the Garden Ho: What’s a Garden Ho, and how does it rival America’s Orgasm Fairy? You’ll have to tune in to find out!

💌 Get ready for awkward analogies, questionable decisions, and lots of laughs—it’s dating, Bestest Exes style!

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