Zombies Don't Surf
Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 5
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Matthew Crow
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Jeff Thomson
About this listen
The next exciting chapter in the Guardians of the Apocalypse saga.
The crew of the Sass is back and up to their eyeballs in zombies. Join Jonesy, Molly, Duke, and all the rest as they take on their latest nightmare: the training of new recruits.
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Maira Kanhai has had enough: Since the Green Poison epidemic hit DC, her cybersecurity degree is worthless, she can’t rejoin the US Navy, and her early efforts to secure Maryland led to a costly mistake: the death of her brother. Every day new factions emerge, trying to burn her city to the ground - until the Division emerges, inspiring hope. When a grenade kills one of their agents, Maira suddenly has a chance to make a real difference as a raw new Division recruit...if she can pass the tests and overcome the enemies plotting to permanently eliminate the Division once and for all.
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1 out of 5 stars
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um ..
- By vaas on 04-18-22
By: Thomas Parrott
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The Age of Ra
- Pantheon, Book 1
- By: James Lovegrove
- Narrated by: Andy Cresswell
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 113
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 104
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Story4 out of 5 stars 101
The Ancient Egyptian gods have defeated all the other pantheons and claimed dominion over the earth, dividing it into warring factions. Lt. David Westwynter, a British soldier, stumbles into Freegypt, the only place to have remained independent of the gods’ influence. There, he encounters the followers of a humanist leader known as the Lightbringer, who has vowed to rid mankind of the shackles of divine oppression. As the world heads towards an apocalyptic battle, there is far more to this freedom fighter than it seems.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Fun but trite
- By Patrick Quinn on 02-10-21
By: James Lovegrove
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Guardian Ship
- By: Mark Wayne McGinnis
- Narrated by: Adam Gold
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 204
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 188
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 187
Dominic Moretti was dealing with a lot of issues. Life hadn’t been easy since returning home from Afghanistan. His marriage was on the rocks, his sports betting was out of control, and he was hanging out with the wrong cronies in Manhattan’s Little Italy - just another war hero who couldn’t piece his life back together in the real world. Also, there was that strange, annoying feeling that he was being watched.... Humankind was indeed being evaluated, by the highly advanced Khantam Lom, an alien species in control of much of the galaxy.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Different and enjoyable story concept
- By Dennis on 10-04-19
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The Cruel Stars
- By: John Birmingham
- Narrated by: Morgan Hallett
- Length: 13 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 203
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 178
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 176
The galaxy was once terrorized by the Sturm, a group of “species purists” intent on destroying any human with genetic or cybernetic enhancements. Fashioning themselves as the one true “Human Republic,” the Sturm cut a bloody swath across the stars, killing billions before finally being defeated and driven into the far reaches of Dark Space. Centuries of peace bred complacency. Everyone believed the Sturm had died out in the Dark. They were wrong.
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4 out of 5 stars
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A barrage of action & comedy 💥🤣
- By Joey De La Torre on 11-01-22
By: John Birmingham
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A Bright Shore
- The Eden Chronicles, Book 1
- By: S.M. Anderson
- Narrated by: Marc Vietor
- Length: 11 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 496
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 430
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 429
The West's own governments are giving up, have already lost, or are leading the charge to something else. This doesn't sit well with those who believe in liberty. This is the story of a people who have lost the political fight, they've lost the culture wars, they haven't seen a level playing field in a generation, and they are about to be made serfs. None of that matters. They're leaving....
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3 out of 5 stars
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Interesting Take on Dystopian (socialist) Future
- By VaDavid on 08-04-20
By: S.M. Anderson
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United States of Apocalypse
- By: Mark Tufo, Armand Rosamilia
- Narrated by: Sean Runnette, Julia Whelan
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,480
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,313
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,302
When World War 3 erupts on American soil, it is up to some less than likely heroes to band together and stand tall against any and all comers as a once proud nation is brought to her knees. Cowardly terrorist attacks and indifferent global communities have isolated America as she spirals into a desperate bid for survival.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Can we please leave the leftist rhetoric out of my books?
- By Laura D. on 04-25-21
By: Mark Tufo, and others
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After It Happened
- Publisher's Pack, Books 1 & 2
- By: Devon C. Ford
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 12 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,681
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 4,282
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4,276
This omnibus edition contains Survival (book 1) and Humanity (book 2) of the After It Happened series.
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3 out of 5 stars
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I really wanted to like these series
- By Midwestbonsai on 03-17-18
By: Devon C. Ford
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Awakened
- A Novel
- By: James S. Murray, Darren Wearmouth
- Narrated by: James S. Murray
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 537
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 490
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The star of truTV’s hit show Impractical Jokers - alongside veteran sci-fi and horror writer Darren Wearmouth - delivers a chilling and wickedly fun supernatural novel in the vein of The Strain, in which a beautiful new subway line in New York City unearths an ancient dark horror that threatens the city’s utter destruction and the balance of civilization itself.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Good, but narrator talks really fast
- By T. Winter on 08-11-18
By: James S. Murray, and others
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Resurrection of the Damned
- War of the Damned, Book 1
- By: Michael Todd, Michael Anderle, Laurie Starkey
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 5 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 37
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 34
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Story5 out of 5 stars 33
In a world invaded by demons, it's up to Katie and her Killers to restore order while also evading enemies - and friends - who want her in the worst way.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Totally Spoiled Storyline
- By Linda Luella on 01-03-20
By: Michael Todd, and others
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The Hidden Ship
- By: Mark Wayne McGinnis
- Narrated by: James Patrick Cronin
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 233
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 217
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 216
Brian Polk had been stateside for barely a year after leaving the Air Force when the unthinkable happened. It was an interstellar invasion. The Earupitans' technology and weaponry was so remarkable, humanity never really had a chance. The aliens now walk brazenly among humans - their reptilian eyes always watchful, always scrutinizing. Humanity now lives in fear - freedom is a thing of the past. And then there are those who have befriended the enemy. But not Captain Brian Polk. When he acquires some of the alien technology, he finally has hope of making some small difference.
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2 out of 5 stars
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A Bad Independence Day Knockoff
- By RDBilbrey on 05-07-19
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Outpost
- By: W. Michael Gear
- Narrated by: Alyssa Bresnahan
- Length: 18 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 160
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 136
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Story4 out of 5 stars 137
Donovan is a world of remarkable wealth that comes at a high price. When Supervisor Kalico Aguila's ship arrives, she discovers a failing colony, its government overthrown, the few remaining colonists gone wild. Donovan could make her career - or kill her. Planetside, Talina Perez is one of three rulers of the Port Authority colony - the only law in the one remaining town. With the Corporate ship demanding answers about the things she's done, Perez could lose everything, including her life. For Dan Wirth, Donovan is a last chance. A psychopath with a death sentence looming over his head, he will make a desperate play for power. No matter who he has to corrupt, murder, or destroy. Captain Max Taggart is the Corporation's enforcer. But is it too late to seize control of Donovan?
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2 out of 5 stars
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Must have been written for teenage girls
- By Bob on 03-30-20
By: W. Michael Gear
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Starfish
- Rifters Trilogy Series, Book 1
- By: Peter Watts
- Narrated by: Gabriel Vaughan
- Length: 11 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 276
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 233
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Story4 out of 5 stars 232
A huge international corporation has developed a facility along the Juan de Fuca Ridge at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean to exploit geothermal power. They send a bio-engineered crew - people who have been altered to withstand the pressure and breathe the seawater - down to live and work in this weird, fertile undersea darkness.
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3 out of 5 stars
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An excellent story, but only half of it
- By Casey on 02-12-20
By: Peter Watts
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Occupation
- Rise, Book 1
- By: Devon C. Ford, Nathan Hystad
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 8 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,868
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,618
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,612
Alec works in the Detroit Overseer-factories, building a mysterious alien device. When three strangers appear, he's provided an opportunity to escape after years of servitude. Cole, a Freeborn loner, encounters Lina after her village is destroyed by the alien Occupation. Together, they make the arduous journey to a fabled safe-zone, trying to stay one step ahead of the enemy drones on their trail. Dex is a Hunter, working for the Occupation to track down escaped factory slaves, or Roamers, at all costs. But his latest hunt uncovers a massive secret.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Exceptional Character Driven Alien Invasion Story!
- By Jas P on 05-24-20
By: Devon C. Ford, and others
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The Best of Us
- By: Karen Traviss
- Narrated by: Fred Tatasciore
- Length: 18 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,059
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 976
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 972
The West has been devastated by epidemics, bio-terrorism, war, and famine. Asia has shut its borders to keep the threats at bay, and some with power and influence have already abandoned Earth. Now an escape route a century in the making - the Nomad mission - finally offers hope to a small town and a secret research centre hidden in a rural American backwater. Shrouded in lies and concealed even from the research centre's staff, Nomad is about to fulfil its long-dead founder's vision of preserving the best of humanity to forge a new future. But who decides who's worthy?
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4 out of 5 stars
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what the hell? not galaxys edge. total retcon.
- By Ethomas on 12-06-19
By: Karen Traviss
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Federal Histories Bundle, Books 1-3
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Jesse Vilinsky
- Length: 68 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 22
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 19
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 19
The future has amazing technology. Our alien allies have magic. Together, we are building a training system to teach the best of humanity to go to the stars. But the training is monumentally expensive. Stephanie Morgana is a genius, she just doesn't know it. Join her on the first half of her adventure with this collected edition, including the first three megabooks in the Federal Histories series.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I see why this series/book has low sales.
- By Rondell on 02-09-24
By: Michael Anderle
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- kutzkai
- 07-12-21
Zombies Don't Surf Bk 5
Book 5 of the GOTA series is well written and I really enjoyed it. I also thought that Matthew Crow did a wonderful job narrating. This audiobook was just the perfect combo of good story writing, great characters, great locations and talented narrating that makes this book great. I received this free audiobook in a promotion and I am giving my voluntary review.
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- jay
- 11-04-21
Fav!!!
This is by far my favorite zombie series ever! I didn’t know the coast guard were such bad @$$3$.
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- Sara B
- 06-25-21
Action-packed!
Zombies Don't Surf is a fast-paced, action-packed zombie adventure and an excellent addition to the Guardians of the Apocalypse series. The storyline is super exciting and unpredictable, with loads of zombie-killing action. The characters are fascinating with witty narrative and dialogue, engaging the readers/listener further. I was thoroughly entertained and enjoyed every minute of the book. I can't wait to find out what's next!!
Matthew Crow's narration was spot on. He slips into each character, emulating the nuances of the various personalities. He provides the right amount of inflection, enriching the story and making it more enjoyable. Overall, Zombies Don't Surf is an exciting zombie listen with an excellent plot and narration, one I'll highly recommend.
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- Hepcat89
- 06-20-21
Great Series
Each book is better than the last.
Non stop action and very developed characters.
The humor makes it perfect.
Matthew Crow is a Master Storyteller!
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- hexwolfx
- 11-18-22
fills like a slowly drowning series
the story completely felt like a filler episode just to get away to had new chacthers with little work at creative story telling.
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