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You Can't Park 'Ere! is a Comedy Novella about Traffic Wardens. Marek, a 20-year-old fresh recruit, is a Polish man who recently moved to the U.K but dreams of one day becoming a Police Officer. He is taken under the wing by Mosi, an ex-child soldier from Sierra Leone, who teaches him the tricks of the trade on how to best avoid grief from the public while dishing out parking tickets, how to side-step hassle from Management, and how to always focus on a side-hustle, at all times, no matter the circumstances....
Tadhg Culley is a Screenwriter, Author and Poet from Staffordshire, England, who was born in British Forces Germany. He has written over eight-hundred poems, twenty audiobooks, ten feature film screenplays, nine novellas, eight TV series scripts, three guidebooks, one novelette, one collection of short stories and one memoir. He has written short-from projects across many genres and platforms. Unfortunately, he was also a Traffic Warden for two miserable years....
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The First of a Superior Series
- By Nancy J on 04-08-13
By: Val McDermid
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Strangers
- By: Paul Finch
- Narrated by: Chloe Massey
- Length: 11 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 49
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 42
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Story4 out of 5 stars 42
Dark, gritty and always edge-of-your-seat: the number one best seller is back with a standout new heroine.... Unknown, alone, and fearing for your life. As PC Lucy Clayburn is about to find out, going undercover is the most dangerous work there is. But on the trail of a prolific female serial killer, there's no other option - and these murders are as brutal as they come. Lucy must step into the line of fire - a stranger in a criminal underworld that butchers anyone who crosses the line.
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3 out of 5 stars
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what the f...!
- By Peet on 10-18-16
By: Paul Finch
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Loose Units
- By: Paul F. Verhoeven
- Narrated by: Paul F. Verhoeven
- Length: 6 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 43
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 39
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 39
Part father-son story, part true crime, Loose Units is a race through the underbelly of policing. Paul Verhoeven's father, John, is a cop. Well, an ex-cop. Long since retired, John spent years embroiled in some of the seediest, scariest intrigue and escapades imaginable. Paul, however, is something of an artsy, sensitive soul who can’t understand why he doesn’t have the same heroism and courage as his dad. One day, John offers Paul the chance of a lifetime: he'll spill his guts, on tape, for the first time ever, and try to get to the bottom of this difference between them.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Best Book I've Listened to in an Age
- By Michelle Procter on 10-11-20
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Going Dark
- By: Neil Lancaster
- Narrated by: Guy Mott
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 50
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 48
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 48
Tom Novak is a troubled soul with a dark and bloody past. A former refugee, Royal Marine and member of the elite Special Reconnaissance Regiment, he now finds himself struggling with the deadening routine of day-to-day policing. When he is deployed undercover to infiltrate a gang of people traffickers, things go badly wrong. Faced with an impossible choice, his cover is blown, and he finds himself on the run from the Serbian mafia and even his fellow police colleagues.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Better than I expected
- By Maine Knitter on 08-23-21
By: Neil Lancaster
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A Man with One of Those Faces
- By: Caimh McDonnell
- Narrated by: Morgan C. Jones
- Length: 11 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 869
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 774
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 770
The first time somebody tried to kill him was an accident. The second time was deliberate. Now Paul Mulchrone finds himself on the run with nobody to turn to except a nurse who has read one-too-many crime novels and a renegade copper with a penchant for violence. Together they must solve one of the most notorious crimes in Irish history. Or else they’ll be history.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Not easily pleased
- By Anna on 08-30-18
By: Caimh McDonnell
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Soldier Spy
- By: Tom Marcus
- Narrated by: Jason Langley
- Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 142
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 128
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 127
In the boot were six homemade pipe bombs, all linked to detonate at the same time from a single call on a brand-new pay-as-you-go phone found on the target. Special Branch also found Chinese Type 56 assault rifles with eight full magazines of ammunition. His target was a local school. He planned to attack two coaches of teenagers returning home after a school trip to France. Approximately 60 children, their accompanying teachers and their waiting parents. He was going to kill them all.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Excellent Audio on counter intelligence
- By Mr. Novel on 08-14-21
By: Tom Marcus
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Remote Control
- By: Andy McNab
- Narrated by: Joe Barrett
- Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
- Abridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 99
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 81
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 82
After his mission is suddenly terminated in Washington, D.C., British Intelligence agent Nick Stone decides to visit an old colleague, Kev Brown. But when Stone arrives at his friend's eerily quiet suburban home, he discovers a chilling scene of carnage. Every member of the Brown family has been brutally slaughtered except one: seven-year-old Kelly Brown. His instincts on red alert and adrenaline in overdrive, Stone grabs the girl and runs - with anonymous assassins in hot pursuit.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Not as expected.
- By Brenan T on 01-07-16
By: Andy McNab
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Frozen Out
- Gunnhildur Mystery, Book 1
- By: Quentin Bates
- Narrated by: Mel Hudson
- Length: 10 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 79
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 73
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Story4 out of 5 stars 73
The discovery of a corpse washed up on a beach in an Icelandic backwater sparks a series of events that propels the village of Hvalvik's police sergeant Gunnhildur into deep waters. Although under pressure to deal with the matter quickly, she is suspicious that the man's death was no accident and once she has identified the body, sets about investigating his final hours. The case takes Gunnhildur away from her village and into a cosmopolitan world of shady deals, government corruption and violence.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Narration completely mismatched to genre and story
- By Knitosophy on 10-20-16
By: Quentin Bates
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Bad Cop
- New York's Least Likely Police Officer Tells All
- By: Paul Bacon
- Narrated by: J. Paul Guimont
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 74
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 62
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Story4 out of 5 stars 62
In 2001, Paul Bacon was a typical young New Yorker: hip, liberal, overeducated, a little aimless. But then 9/11 happened. Hearing a call to duty and lacking any better employment options, he joined the NYPD, with the earnest hope of making his hometown a safer place. Silly him.
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4 out of 5 stars
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terrific narrator
- By Miriam on 12-07-10
By: Paul Bacon
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Stalkers
- By: Paul Finch
- Narrated by: Paul Thornley
- Length: 13 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 60
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 56
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Story4 out of 5 stars 56
Time's up. You're Next. "All he had to do was name the woman he wanted. It was that easy. They would do all the hard work. "Detective Sergeant Mark 'Heck' Heckenburg is investigating the disappearance of 38 different women. Each one was happy and successful until they vanished without a trace. Desperate to find her missing sister, Lauren Wraxford seeks out Heck's help.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great !
- By CM on 03-28-16
By: Paul Finch