Why Can't My Life Be a Romance Novel?
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Kathy, whose brain is over-saturated with Victorian novels, falls for Wyatt, the boy with all the verbs. It's your classic case of a shy gal running screaming from love.
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Funny Business is based around the theme of - what else? - humor, and if you’re familiar with Jon and the Guys Read Library, you already know what you’re in store for: 10 hilarious stories from some of the funniest writers around. Before you’re through, you’ll meet a teenage mummy; a kid desperate to take a dip in the world’s largest pool of chocolate milk; a homicidal turkey; parents who hand over their son’s room to a biker; and more.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Awesome super funny
- By sacha on 10-03-16
By: Jon Scieszka, and others
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Pillage
- By: Obert Skye
- Narrated by: E. B. Stevens
- Length: 7 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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When 15-year-old Beck Phillips travels by train to the secluded village of Kingsplot to live with his wealthy but estranged uncle, Beck discovers some dark family secrets. A buried basement, a forbidden wall, an old book of family history with odd references to...dragons? Beck's life is about to be changed forever in this suspenseful tale about the destructive nature of greed and the courage to make things right.
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5 out of 5 stars
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WHAT HAPPENED?!
- By Amazon Customer on 07-04-20
By: Obert Skye
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Just Tricking!
- By: Andy Griffiths
- Narrated by: Stig Wemyss
- Length: 2 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 23
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 16
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Ever tried to get out of going to school by pretending that you're dead? Ever managed to convince a friend that they're invisible? Ever been stuck in a gorilla suit and nearly put in a zoo? Andy has. Andy's the greatest practical joker in the world ... well, almost. He would be, if only his practical jokes didn't have the annoying habit of backfiring on him.
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5 out of 5 stars
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it was really good and I didn't even buy it! 😍😍
- By D on 04-12-24
By: Andy Griffiths
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WereHuman, Books 1-3
- Wyrdos Universe Novels
- By: Gwendolyn Druyor
- Narrated by: Gwendolyn Druyor
- Length: 36 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 29
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The Consortium is gathering volunteers. They're looking for shapeshifters and madmen to torture into superhumans and they don't need your consent. They've got their dirty little fingers in pies all across the globe. Once they catch you, you're never getting free. Unless Sher and Jay find you. Then, maybe you've got a chance.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Witches and super soldiers and shifters, oh my!
- By Krystal S. on 12-27-19
By: Gwendolyn Druyor
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Beasts of Extraordinary Circumstance
- A Novel
- By: Ruth Emmie Lang
- Narrated by: Piper Goodeve, Peter Berkrot, Cassandra Campbell, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Stopping a tornado was the first of many strange events that seem to follow Weylyn from town to town, although he doesn't like to take credit. As amazing as these powers may appear, they tend to manifest themselves at inopportune times and places. From freak storms to trees that appear to grow over night, Weylyn's unique abilities are a curiosity at best and at worst, a danger to himself and the woman he loves. But Mary doesn't care.
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5 out of 5 stars
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An Accidental Wonder!
- By Brandy Pendergrass on 02-16-18
By: Ruth Emmie Lang
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The Original Adventures of Hank the Cowdog
- By: John R. Erickson
- Narrated by: John R. Erickson
- Length: 2 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,454
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,138
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,133
It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it. Guts, glory, danger, and sacrifice are all in a day's work for Hank the Cowdog, Head of Ranch Security. While investigating a murder on the ranch, Hank finds himself the number-one suspect.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hank: a timeless chuckle for families everywhere.
- By The Super-duper Amazing Silver Golem on 03-16-16
By: John R. Erickson
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Woof: A Bowser and Birdie Novel
- By: Spencer Quinn
- Narrated by: James Frangione
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,291
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,140
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Bowser is a dog detective on the loose, paired with an 11-year-old girl, Birdie. Bowser and Birdie live on the Louisiana coast with Birdie's Grammy. When a prize stuffed marlin is stolen from Grammy's bait and tackle shop, Birdie and Bowser decide to take on the case. But what looks like a straightforward break-in soon becomes as tangled as a tourist's fishing line.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wonderful💎💍🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕
- By Amy on 05-15-15
By: Spencer Quinn
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Sammy Keyes and the Hotel Thief
- By: Wendelin Van Draanen
- Narrated by: Tara Sands
- Length: 3 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 98
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 86
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 86
While looking out the window with her grandma's binoculars, Sammy witnesses a crime across the street at the Heavenly Hotel. What's worse, the thief saw her spying! As Sammy attempts to find the burglar who has made several other hits in the neighborhood, she finds herself trying to keep him from uncovering her - or worse, the police discovering that she's living illegally with her grandmother in the seniors-only housing!
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4 out of 5 stars
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Fun read for young kids!
- By Sara Sweetman on 06-24-16
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Need
- Need, Book 1
- By: Carrie Jones
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 295
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 216
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Zara White suspects there's a freaky guy semi-stalking her. She's also obsessed with phobias. And it's true, she hasn't exactly been herself since her stepfather died. But exiling her to shivery Maine to live with her grandmother? That seems a bit extreme. The move is supposed to help her stay sane . . . but Zara's pretty sure her mom just can't deal with her right now.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Taken by surprise...in a good way.
- By Parajunkee on 05-16-11
By: Carrie Jones
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A Summer of Sundays
- By: Lindsay Eland
- Narrated by: Kathleen McInerney
- Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 41
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 34
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 34
When you're the third of six kids, it's easy to get lost in the shuffle, but Sunday Fowler is determined that this summer she'll find the one thing that makes her stand out from her siblings. And when she discovers a silver box in the basement of the library her parents are renovating, she might just have found something to gain her the attention she so craves. Inside is a series of letters addressed to "The Librarian" and a manuscript. But who wrote them?
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1 out of 5 stars
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What I think about the book a summer of Sundays.
- By hawa on 08-07-17
By: Lindsay Eland
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Bad Girls Don't Die
- Bad Girls Don't Die Series, Book 1
- By: Katie Alender
- Narrated by: Johanna Parker
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 115
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 103
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Story4 out of 5 stars 103
When Alexis's little sister Kasey becomes obsessed with an antique doll, Alexis thinks she is just being her usual weird self. Things get weirder, though, when their house starts changing. Doors open and close by themselves; water boils on the unlit stove; and an unplugged air conditioner blasts cold air.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great for Halloween
- By The Owl on 10-03-18
By: Katie Alender
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Sister Mine
- By: Nalo Hopkinson
- Narrated by: Robin Miles
- Length: 11 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 128
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 118
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 116
"We'd had to be cut free of our mother's womb. Abby and I were fused, you see. But here's the real kicker; Abby had the magic, I didn't." Now adults, Makeda and Abby still share their childhood home. The surgery to separate the two girls left Makeda with what feels like an even worse deformity: no mojo. The daughters of a celestial demigod and a human woman, Makeda and Abby were raised by their magical father. Today, Makeda has decided it's high time to move out and make her own life.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Narrator saves this story
- By Denis A. on 03-21-14
By: Nalo Hopkinson
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The Secret Life of Souls
- By: Jack Ketchum, Lucky McKee
- Narrated by: Casey Turner
- Length: 7 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 65
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 60
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Story4 out of 5 stars 59
At the heart of this psychological suspense novel is the haunting depiction of a family's fall and the extraordinary gifted dog, Caity, who knows the truth. As the drama unfolds, Caity evolves from protector to savior, from scapegoat to prop, and eventually from avenger to survivor. She is an unselfish soul in a selfish world - and she is written with depth and grace by authors Ketchum and Mckee, who display a profound understanding of a dog's complex emotions.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Karma's a Bitch
- By DobieChuck on 12-05-16
By: Jack Ketchum, and others
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My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish
- By: Mo O'Hara
- Narrated by: Christopher Gebauer
- Length: 2 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 57
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 49
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When Tom's big brother decides to become an Evil Scientist, his first experiment involves dunking Frankie the goldfish into toxic green gunk. Tom knows that there is only one thing to do: Zap the fish with a battery and bring him back to life! But there's something weird about the new Frankie. He's now a Big Fat Zombie Goldfish with hypnotic powers... and he's out for revenge!
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great read!
- By ABJHS on 08-06-18
By: Mo O'Hara
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Max
- Best Friend. Hero. Marine.
- By: Jennifer Li Shotz, Boaz Yakin, Sheldon Lettich
- Narrated by: Roger Wayne
- Length: 4 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 266
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 232
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 235
When Justin's older brother, Kyle, is killed in Afghanistan, Justin can't believe that his brother is really gone. Except there's one thing that Kyle left behind.... Max is a highly trained military canine who has always protected his fellow soldiers. But when he loses his handler and best friend, Kyle, Max is traumatized and unable to remain in the service. Max is sent home to America, where the only human he connects with is Justin, and he is soon adopted by Kyle's family, essentially saving his life.
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5 out of 5 stars
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service dogs
- By Jo on 06-14-17
By: Jennifer Li Shotz, and others
What listeners say about Why Can't My Life Be a Romance Novel?
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- Rosemary Hughes
- 10-29-17
To look through the eyes of an innocent girl again
This is a very short look at the world through the eyes of a young girl, with her first crush on a boy, and the emotional rollercoaster she encounters, as they encounter each other through their daily school activities. However, as is normal with the young at heart, each look, encounter and touch is analysed and relived, blowing each situation well out of hand.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Jonella A. Moore
- 10-28-17
Short, sweet listen
This audiobook was a nice story to listen to over lunch! The narration was well done and the story brings back days when I was much younger than I am now. Overall, a good listen!
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-02-17
Great short story!
This story took me back to what it was like to have a crush on that special someone and hoped they felt the same!
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- Betababe
- 10-28-17
Why I'm Thrilled NOT To Be A Teen!
What a lovely short, sweet, silly novel--well, short story--which ultimately provides a terrific model for learning to cope and exploring the concept of interacting with the opposite sex once boys no longer have cooties (okay, some of them will ALWAYS have cooties). In fact that sentence may be longer than the story.
I neither read nor wrote poetry, Victorian or otherwise, but the feelings shared are pretty much universal to being a teenage girl with a bit of a crush on a guy. (Not being gender specific or exclusive--the FEELINGS are pretty much the same no matter to whom you are attracted--but this is written from the standpoint of a girl liking a boy.) The narrator Moira Todd (AUDIO) has a perfect voice for the heroine and manages the other characters (including male) quite nicely, too. A perfect nugget.get.
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- Alexandriathegreat
- 01-12-18
Rushed and Cheesy, but Cute
I thought this book was cute, but the characters were pretty cheesy as well as unrealistic. The whole plot seemed really rushed as well. Maybe I’m just not one for short stories, but I didn’t find this one anything more than okay.
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- C. Dennis Moore
- 10-06-17
Why Can't My Life..., by Melinda R. Cordell
This was a very fun and quiet little story about a girl with a crush on a boy, lacking the self esteem to tell him so. As she always does, Cordell fills the story with enough details and knowledge that you KNOW she's pulling from her real life.
And the reader was excellent. I hope she does most, if not all, of Cordell's future books.
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- Rose
- 10-05-17
A fun quick high school romance story
As a former band geek myself, this story of high school band romance really appealed to me. I only wish it had been longer!
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- The Reflective Reader
- 10-30-17
Short and Sweet
I loved this short but sweet first love story. It left me wanting more... hopefully this turns into a full length book? If not - still a great short story of the emotional rollercoaster we all remember from our youth. Falling in "love" and taking that first step is better when it's not you and you are reading about it from afar.
Thanks for making my morning commute more enjoyable and the time fly past as I enjoed this audiobook.
Happy Listening...enjoy!
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- Kindle Customer
- 07-25-18
boring
boring. boring. boring. at least I only wasted 20 minutes on it. ugh. and what's the big deal if he cusses?
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