Unicorns Are Jerks
Succubus Schemes, Book 3
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Nikki Diamond
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Doug X.
About this listen
This is the third novella in the series Succubus Schemes. These novellas will form one serial novel titled appropriately enough Succubus Schemes. In this novella the succubus Helen attempts to make good on her promise to obtain a unicorn as a present to her girlfriend the part elven mage Amy, to make up for a slight relationship mistake. This involves a visit to Helen's frenemy Magnus and a good amount of hijinks and chaos ensues.
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Story4 out of 5 stars 36
I never got used to my father’s oppressive rule in the Underworld. That’s why I decided to escape my fate as the future Demon Lord and reincarnate into the realm of Ria. My plan? As Luc Vale, the mortal mage, I’ll live out a real life and become an adventurer. But first, I must master this world’s new magic at the Tower Guild Academy.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fantastic
- By Jeremy on 09-09-23
By: Atlas Kane
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The Magician's Brother
- The Magician's Brother, Book 1
- By: HDA Roberts
- Narrated by: Kevin Kemp
- Length: 12 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 270
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 238
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 239
My twin brother is a Wizard and thinks he's the only magician in the family. It's actually a little funny that he hasn't suspected anything different over the last 17 years - with my constantly need to keep his idiot face out of danger and stupidity - but that's not today's problem. You see, someone's trying to kill him.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I don't understand the positive reviews
- By Christopher on 06-24-22
By: HDA Roberts
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Wildfire Griffin
- Fire & Rescue Shifters: Wildfire Crew, Book 1
- By: Zoe Chant
- Narrated by: Lucy Rivers
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 107
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 96
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 96
When firefighter Rory lays eyes on fire-watcher Edith, he instantly knows she’s the one. His fated mate. Now, to win her heart, he just has to protect her from: 1. A raging wildfire (actually, she’s already got that covered, thanks). 2. The lightning-throwing invisible monster that started it (um, the what?). 3. Killer bunnies (don't even ask). 4. The appalling matchmaking attempts from his crew of misfit shifters (not only is this guy scorching hot, but his dog is adorable too. And...weirdly smart?). 5. His own animal need to claim her. Now.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Fun book with autism rep
- By Alex Fisher on 10-21-22
By: Zoe Chant
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Branded
- Master of All, Book 1
- By: Simon Archer
- Narrated by: J.F. Harding, Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,267
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,056
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,047
When William stumbles through a portal in the middle of Antarctica, he'll suddenly find himself in a world unlike any he's ever known. Now, he's surrounded by monster girls, vicious warlords, and everything in between. Worse, his only weapon is a magical branding iron, which seems to have one skill and one skill only, to overwrite slave brands. Thing is, monster girls seem pretty grateful about being freed from the tyranny of their masters, and with each one he brands, the stronger he becomes.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Disappointed
- By TheBrew on 03-01-20
By: Simon Archer
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Dungeon Bound
- Dungeon Bound, Book 1
- By: Bastian Knight
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 13 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 834
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 742
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 740
Gabriel was a successful magic student until a classmate framed him, forcing him to join the Adventurer’s Guild to survive. Unfortunately, his career as an adventurer doesn’t turn out quite how he was hoping. While on his first delve, he discovers more about monsters, dungeons, and souls than he ever imagined. With that knowledge comes power and new friends. But even as his exotic companions enrich his life, they also give him more to lose.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Excellent Narrator BUT
- By Avid Fantasy Reader on 09-05-20
By: Bastian Knight
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Mark of the Demon
- Kara Gillian, Book 1
- By: Diana Rowland
- Narrated by: Liv Anderson
- Length: 12 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,672
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,519
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,509
"Why me? Why now?" That’s what Beaulac, Louisiana, detective Kara Gillian was asking herself when an angelic creature named Rhyzkahl unexpectedly appeared during a routine summoning. Kara was hoping to use her occult skills to catch a serial killer, but never had she conjured anything like this unearthly beautiful and unspeakably powerful being whose very touch set off exquisite new dimensions of pleasure.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Really?
- By colleen on 12-30-13
By: Diana Rowland
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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)
- By: Neven Iliev
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10,394
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9,511
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9,507
Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones. The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather's trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime!
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5 out of 5 stars
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Really Entertaining
- By HeatherY on 11-23-17
By: Neven Iliev
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An Unprecedented Prospect Vol.1 First Days: A Gamelit Isekai Light Novel
- By: Rise!, Sebastian Guzman
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 105
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 93
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 93
Just because we're of the Death Domain doesn't mean we need to be so dead on the inside! Rejoice! The First Phase of the Cycle of Renewal has come again, and the Veil has lifted, opening the way to the Land of Fortune!
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3 out of 5 stars
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It tricked me into thinking it was good for a bit
- By Anonymous User on 12-14-22
By: Rise!, and others
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War of the Gods Complete Series Boxed Set: Books 1-4
- By: Meg Xuemei X
- Narrated by: Victoria Mei
- Length: 26 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 400
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 367
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Story4 out of 5 stars 367
They call me beautiful. They call me a monster. Soon, they'll call me death.This action-packed reverse harem fantasy/paranormal romance features one hell of strong woman and her four powerful supernatural mates. It contains brutal battles, explicit love scenes, raw language, magic, swordfights, Greek gods, dark fae, vampires, shifters, and a lot of assholes. The boxed set edition contains steamy bonus novella The Court of the Beginning and the End.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Couldn’t finish the series
- By 🎧Romance Junkie🎧 on 12-11-19
By: Meg Xuemei X
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The Grey Wolves Series: Books 1, 2 & 3
- By: Quinn Loftis
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 25 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 151
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 142
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 143
The Grey Wolves series follows the adventures of three high school seniors, Jacque, Jen, and Sally, as the girls are introduced to the hidden world of the Romanian grey wolves. The grey wolves' universe is populated with dominant male Alpha werewolves who slowly succumb to the darkness within them unless they find their true mates. It just so happens these three ladies are destined to become true mates to some of the most powerful males in the Canis lupus world. But destiny won't be fulfilled without a fight.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I’m hooked! Now, to read the rest of the series! 🤩
- By Anonymous User on 06-22-22
By: Quinn Loftis
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Heretic Spellblade
- Heretic Spellblade, Book 1
- By: K.D. Robertson
- Narrated by: Stephanie Savannah
- Length: 14 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 506
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 414
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 412
Before the demons invaded, Nathan had everything he ever wanted. Women, power, magical talent, wealth, a fortress full of loyal soldiers. Now, a beautiful demonic general offers him a choice: Die; or start a new life with her in the past and rewrite history. Nathan accepts and is sent back in time to before the end of the world.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Actually has a story
- By Kel Ward on 06-16-21
By: K.D. Robertson
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Hero Forged
- Ethereal Earth, Book 1
- By: Josh Erikson
- Narrated by: Josh Erikson
- Length: 14 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,240
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,079
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,072
Gabriel Delling might call himself a professional con artist, but when walking superstitions start trying to bite his face off, his charm is shockingly unhelpful. It turns out living nightmares almost never appreciate a good joke. Together with a succubus who insists on constantly saving his life, Gabe desperately tries to survive a new reality that suddenly features demons, legends, and a giant locust named Dale - all of whom pretty much hate his guts. And when an ancient horror comes hunting for a spirit locked in his head, Gabe finds himself faced with the excruciating choice between death...or becoming some kind of freaking hero.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Surprisingly Good
- By Steelgator on 07-21-18
By: Josh Erikson
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Chosen Omnibus
- The Brindle Dragon, Books 1-3
- By: Jada Fisher
- Narrated by: Patricia Santomasso
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 167
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 155
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 153
Eist was born to be a dragon rider; she just knows it. When fate conspires to take her parents and leave her orphaned and injured, her future appears bleak. Unwilling to back down, she must overcome a system stacked against her. Even if she passes all the tests, there’s no guarantee she will ever fly on a dragon. Can she beat the odds and find her destiny, or will she be stranded on the ground?
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4 out of 5 stars
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Enjoyed
- By Anonymous User on 03-27-21
By: Jada Fisher
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Demon's Throne
- Demon's Throne, Book 1
- By: K.D. Robertson
- Narrated by: Stephanie Savannah
- Length: 15 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 318
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 272
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 271
Rys awakes to the smell of blood and nearly two thousand years of dust. Maybe he overslept a little too long. Once, he was a great champion and general in the demonic empire that ruled the world. Now, he’s been erased from history. He’ll need to remind the world of the price of forgetfulness. Now is the time to build his own empire, as the ancient powers of his time are long gone. Rys has an archipelago to conquer, women interested in extending their bloodline with him, and a mysterious labyrinth that holds the secret to why he was sealed away to begin with.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Solid Start of a Fantasy for the Older.
- By AmalgaMat1on on 11-23-22
By: K.D. Robertson
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Finding Real Magic
- Relic Diver, Book 1
- By: Shawn Keys
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman
- Length: 12 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 231
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 214
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 211
Zahn’s life has been anything but ordinary. While hunting archaic relics infused with magic from continent to continent, his latest search brings him to Hollywood, and then face-to-face with a movie star he has idolized for years. Until now, he has only cared about the quest. But as lust and love break into his life, Zahn is caught up in a violent competition to retrieve one of the most powerful magical creations of all time from its ancient resting place.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Pretty good
- By Andrew M. S. on 05-26-20
By: Shawn Keys