Touched by Anything But an Angel (and other word salads)

By: Nathan Timmel

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

This little nugget of a “book” contains 4 chapters: • Touched by Anything But an Angel, which describes the uncomfortable fun of a man-on-man massage. • Death Before Dying, detailing one comedian’s tour through Afghanistan slinging jokes to American troops. • A Nose for All That is Unholy, the story of a friend’s special... let’s call it a “skill.” • A Moment in my Mother’s Shoes, a tale somewhat based around the Sterling Hall bombing in Madison, WI. A mix of silly and somber, Nathan is a world-traveling comedian who needs an outlet for all his thoughts. The stage is his place for all that is funny, so when he writes, things can occasionally turn serious. At 99-cents, this costs less than a cup of coffee at Starbucks, but is still more than it takes to sponsor a child in a third-world country. Take that, starving masses. Since it’s only available on the Kindle, no trees were harmed in the making of this product. Sure, plenty of slave-labor went into making the electronics in China, but put that out of your mind; think of the trees. The oxygen-emitting, life-saving trees. They weren’t harmed at all. That’s gotta count for something, right?