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Narrated by:
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Kaylynn Creighton
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By:
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Lillian Barry
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Ten days. Six Santas. Two hopeless sapphics. A second-chance Christmas romance narrated by Kaylynn Creighton. Effie is going to win the Santa of the Year Pageant. Her family are adamant that Santa isn’t a lesbian, but Effie has a pink Santa suit and a pocketful of festive puns. She’s definitely going to win. All that’s standing in her way is Tove, the grumpiest Santa in the grotto…who also happens to be Effie’s estranged best friend (who she scared off ten years ago with a really poorly timed kiss). Too bad Tove wants nothing to do with her. Or do they, considering they keep asking for Effie’s help in the week leading up to Christmas, as they confront all that’s happened in the years since they parted?
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