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The Made-Up Malady to Get Women off of Bicycles
- Narrated by: Giovannie Cruz
- Length: 5 mins
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"Don't scream if you meet a cow. If she sees you first, she will run/Don't undertake a long ride if you are not confident of performing it easily/Don't contest the right of way with cable cars/Don't emulate your brother's attitude if he rides parallel with the ground"—those four "don'ts" are from the now-defunct New York World newspaper.
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