The Human-Undead War I
Dark Intentions (The Human-Undead War Trilogy, Book 1)
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LaMont Ridgell
About this listen
“Vampires done right!”
Tired of the same old vampire story?
In the Human-Undead War world, toss out your crosses, holy water, and fire. Don’t bother bolting your door, or lining entrances to your home with garlic or salt — vampires don’t need an invitation, and none of that will deter them. They don’t sparkle. They don’t sleep in coffins. And they are no longer in hiding.
Dark Intentions
In 2041, vampires are discovered and humanity is thrust into a blood-soaked battle for supremacy.
Seven years pass and the Human-Undead War rages on. Brian Koltz, the lead scientist and negotiator for the Undead Relations Committee, believes he holds the solution to peaceful coexistence: the platelet mushroom, an accidental creation that produces human blood.
But after Brian befriends the Undead patriarch, Barnaby, the war intensifies and dark intentions are exposed. Can Brian forsake peace and undo a sinister plot before the world is plunged into darkness forever?
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The Worldwound Gambit
- By: Robin D. Laws
- Narrated by: Noah Michael Levine
- Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 132
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 121
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Story4 out of 5 stars 119
In the foreboding north, the demonic hordes of the magic-twisted hellscape known as the Worldwound encroach upon the southern kingdoms of Golarion. Their latest escalation embroils a preternaturally handsome and coolly charismatic swindler named Gad, who decides to assemble a team of thieves, cutthroats, and con men to take the fight into the demon lands and strike directly at the fiendish leader responsible for the latest raids - the demon Yath, the Shimmering Putrescence.
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1 out of 5 stars
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most boring voice ever
- By ian on 08-25-21
By: Robin D. Laws
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Chainworld
- By: Matt Langley, Paul Ebbs
- Narrated by: Derek Perkins
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 34
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 32
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Story4 out of 5 stars 32
Shryke is running for his life. But how do you escape an enemy who can follow you everywhere and everywhen? Shryke knows you can't, yet still he runs. There are horrors buried deep in his memory that have been locked away from him by some secret magic. All he knows is that he is the Quantum Assassin, and he stands alone against the end of everything - the lone warrior in a war he can’t hope to win.
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5 out of 5 stars
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SCI-FI? FANTASY? BOTH!
- By Willis Burns on 06-18-19
By: Matt Langley, and others
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Dawn of Chaos
- Age of Madness - A Kurtherian Gambit Series
- By: Daniel Willcocks, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 22
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 20
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 20
Caitlin finally gets the chance to explore what's outside of the walls of the town she's been trapped in and finds vampires, werewolves, and zombie-like creatures.
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1 out of 5 stars
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disappointed
- By me.. on 01-10-23
By: Daniel Willcocks, and others
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The Chosen
- Contender, Book 1
- By: Taran Matharu
- Narrated by: Pat Young
- Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 148
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 124
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 123
Cade is settling into a new boarding school, contemplating his future, when he finds himself transported to another realm. He soon discovers their new world is populated with lost remnants from the past: prehistoric creatures, ancient relics, and, stranger still - people. Overwhelmed by his new surroundings, Cade has little time to adjust, for soon he and his fellow classmates are forced to become contenders in a brutal game, controlled by mysterious overlords.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Great Author, Bland Story
- By Amazon Customer on 05-30-20
By: Taran Matharu
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Shadowborne
- The Relics of Antiquity, Book 1
- By: Matthew Callahan
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 13 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 390
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 356
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Story4 out of 5 stars 355
The Shadowborne had always fascinated Will. His grandfather's stories told of mythical warriors wielding dark, ancient magic, defending justice and battling dragons. But that's all they were, bedtime stories...until the Shadows embraced Will himself. Now, propelled from the normal world into the mythical realm of Aeril, Will must learn to control his newfound power while discovering his place in this strange, new world.
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2 out of 5 stars
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don't recommend
- By sam on 04-17-22
By: Matthew Callahan
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Who Let a Demon Lord into the Mage Tower: Complete Series
- By: Atlas Kane
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman
- Length: 20 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 46
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 38
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 38
I never got used to my father’s oppressive rule in the Underworld. That’s why I decided to escape my fate as the future Demon Lord and reincarnate into the realm of Ria. My plan? As Luc Vale, the mortal mage, I’ll live out a real life and become an adventurer. But first, I must master this world’s new magic at the Tower Guild Academy.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fantastic
- By Jeremy on 09-09-23
By: Atlas Kane
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The One and Only Crystal Druid
- Unveiled Series, Book 1
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 918
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 807
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 808
I'm not your average girl. My best friend is my switchblade. My favorite hobby is using it on the cruel, the abusive, and anyone who gets on my bad side. I'm a convicted murderer with a chip on my shoulder and a dangerous lack of restraint. And then there's Zak. His rap sheet makes mine look tame. The bounty on his head is worth more money than I'll ever make, and the deadly fae that shadow his every step wield more power than I'll ever know. He's the Crystal Druid, and his first mistake was setting foot on my turf. His second was saving my life.
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4 out of 5 stars
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UGH!!!
- By Rae on 10-21-21
By: Annette Marie
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Rise of the Shadow Rogue
- By: Mike Truk
- Narrated by: Ryan West
- Length: 17 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,730
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,587
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,583
Betrayal cuts deepest when someone you love wields the knife. For Kellik, a once-rising star of Port Gloom's guild of thieves, it also leaves him floating in the bay, bleeding out and without hope or allies. Saved by an urchin and healed by a disgraced saint, Kellick is consumed by a single desire: to find out why his guild master ordered him cut down moments after passing his initiation trial. Burning with injustice, Kellik recruits a number of gorgeous rogues to his side: fallen assassins, dark elf witches, and unnervingly polite necromancers.
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4 out of 5 stars
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not the harem book I expected, in a good way.
- By Jeffrey on 04-30-19
By: Mike Truk
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Penumbra
- Darkling Mage
- By: Nazri Noor
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 2 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 7
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7
Dustin Graves was a jack of all trades, a directionless dreamer until the day he found his purpose: as a ritual sacrifice. Transformed in death, Dust awakens to the eldritch mysteries behind the grit and glamor of the city of Valero – and to the wellspring of dark magic that lives inside his very bones.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Very nice introduction to the series
- By Sasha on 06-14-24
By: Nazri Noor
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Sacrificed in Shadow
- The Ascension Series, Book 1
- By: SM Reine
- Narrated by: Kate Udall
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 136
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 121
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Story4 out of 5 stars 121
Lincoln Marshall is a small-town deputy with a very big problem. Six members of his church have been found dead, killed by a rogue werewolf. He'll have to make a deal with the Devil to save victims that have gone missing - maybe literally. Elise Kavanagh, preternatural investigator and exorcist, is the expert when it comes to violent deaths at the jaws of evil. She's also among the most powerful demons that Hell has spawned.
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4 out of 5 stars
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My first SM Reine, not my last!
- By bluestatereader on 10-09-14
By: SM Reine
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Of Blood and Fire
- The Bound and the Broken, Book 1
- By: Ryan Cahill
- Narrated by: Derek Perkins
- Length: 16 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 627
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 531
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 531
Epheria is a land divided by war and mistrust. The High Lords of the South squabble and fight, only kept in check by the Dragonguard, traitors of a time long past, who serve the empire of the North. In the remote villages of Southern Epheria, still reeling from the tragic loss of his brother, Calen Bryer prepares for The Proving - a test of courage and skill that not all survive. But when three strangers arrive in the village of Milltown, with a secret they are willing to die for, Calen’s world is ripped from under him and he is thrust headfirst into a war.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Didn’t expect a “grow up power fantasy”
- By Mike Thomas on 07-23-22
By: Ryan Cahill
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Ash
- By: Luke Romyn
- Narrated by: Jay Snyder
- Length: 14 hrs and 26 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 156
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 138
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Story4 out of 5 stars 137
A former mercenary turned blind priest, Ash is running from his amoral past - a victim of a power-hungry corporation, Titanus, which used him for mysterious experiments, discarding him when he lost his sight. Through its experimentation, Titanus unwittingly created a dark mirror world called Shade, a place where no human can survive - except for Ash. By opening a rift, Ash can escape into Shade. While attempting to implement a global teleportation system, Titanus makes a grave error and opens several dangerous rifts, which threaten to tear the planet apart.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Seriously sci-fi
- By The Book Junkie Reads . . . on 12-04-19
By: Luke Romyn
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The Bar at the End of the World
- The Watchers, Book 1
- By: Tom Abrahams
- Narrated by: Jonathan Davis
- Length: 10 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 429
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 382
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Story4 out of 5 stars 382
Zeke is a bad guy. He didn’t choose to be. It’s just who he is. It’s who he has to be to survive in a post-apocalyptic world where trust is as scarce as water. He's got nobody. No family. No friends. And he left behind the woman he loved for her own good. But it's time to change. After a brush with death far out in the wasteland, he decides he's done risking his life to help his greedy bosses control who gets to drink water and when. Now, he's stranded in a bar in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by the perfect kind of ruffians who can help him go back and make things right.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Meh story, great narrator.
- By ILikePizza on 04-30-20
By: Tom Abrahams
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Thrive
- A Post-Apocalyptic Alien Survival Novel
- By: Jonathan Yanez
- Narrated by: Mark Boyett, Suzy Jackson
- Length: 7 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 75
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 67
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 67
The citizens enjoy the peace of their perfectly planned city. But when she notices cracks in the facade, Jordan’s waking dreams turn to nightmares. She thought she had received the promotion of a lifetime; she was wrong. The promotion only brings her closer to terrifying truths of the administration. Secrets told to keep the citizens safe turn out to be lies to keep them in line. Those in power manipulate from the shadows behind whispers and fear. Because if Jordan is brave enough to look past the veil, a mad wasteland awaits.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A "Matrix" social experience
- By SD on 12-31-19
By: Jonathan Yanez
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Warrior: Monster Slayer
- Monsterworld Saga, Book 1
- By: Sam Ryder
- Narrated by: Soren Gray
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,271
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,166
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,165
Sam Ryder's life already sucks, and it's about to get worse when he's fired from his dead-end job as a programmer. He's about to head home to escape into his favorite RPG, Alien Civilization, when he's offered a thrill ride on a death machine by a gorgeous woman straight out of one of his games. Before Sam can say "WTF?", he's been whisked away to a dark world of monsters and goddesses, his body transformed from Outcast to Warrior, the second level on a ladder that may eventually carry him all the way to Demigod.
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1 out of 5 stars
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for soft headed idiots
- By Chax on 12-06-18
By: Sam Ryder
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- Art Cowan
- 08-10-22
New take on Vampire Fiction. I think you will like
Overall, I was impressed with this story. I felt it needed little improvements, but nothing that will take away from the enjoyment of this Vampire War tale.
I'm glad I received this book for review. I enjoyed Lamont Ridgell's performance. You can tell he really gets into the roles. I'm looking forward to hearing his work in book 2. Lamont puts great emphasis where needed and really picks up the pace in the battle sequences to draw you in. Great work!
Ondrashek's depiction of the fight scenes and battle sequences is phenomenal. These battles reminded me of some of the great battle scenes in movies like Braveheart and Patriot. I mean if this was a movie, Let the Bodies Hit the Floor would be the music playing in the background. I was impressed with the character development, the new twist to Vampires as we know them, and the amount of action throughout. The ending was pretty much what you expect, but it is well depicted and leads you to want to continue the next book in the series.
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