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James Scott Spaid
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Private Detective Kaiser Wrench finds a dead vixen who has been beaten to death. He tries to stay out of it until he gets a note from someone he put in prison asking him to take the case. A reporter friend has stumbled onto a clue, but dies with a handkerchief in his hand trying to get the information to him. So begins a complicated and baffling case involving the sadistic deaths of other females trying to break into the fashion industry. Can Kaiser, with the help of his beloved Velvet, break the ring that is crushing the lives of vulnerable females?
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- Blackeagle
- 03-14-22
Trouble for Kaiser Wrench
After a body of a dead vixen is discovered and a letter arrives asking for Kaiser's help from an inmate he unwittingly get pulled into a murder mystery that has intricate ties everywhere that makes the case more difficult to solve. Kaiser, Velvet and Duke really have their paws full trying to connect the pieces in this fast paced intriguing storyline that involves murder, money, revenge with a touch of humor. I highly recommend this book and the entire series. This is my honest unbiased review that I am voluntarily leaving of my own volition.
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- B.McGrath
- 03-13-22
great
I love these animals. They make each story more dimensional and interesting. Crimes of privilege make me see red. Art imitates real life.
Once again, Kaiser is the man of the day. and his womanizing can be overlooked. lol. I voluntarily listened to a free copy of this and am giving an honest review. The narrator did a great job bringing the characters and story to life.
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