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Narrated by:
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Ryan Dimon
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By:
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Kimberly Nicole
About this listen
Who would’ve thought a game of truth or dare could turn so sinister?
Thomas has it all. A trust fund, a loving girlfriend, and a group of friends he would do anything for. But, when an alcohol-fueled game takes a bloody turn, he has to reconcile who he was with what he is becoming—and who's along for the deliciously gruesome ride.
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- Carpe Librum
- 09-22-24
Very enjoyable!
Loved it! Deliciously unique! Very interesting premise, and quite humorous! Can’t wait for the next one!
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- Alli
- 10-18-24
The Almost Perfect Partner
When I read the title of this book I thought it would be kind of silly. But it had more depth and plot than I'd imagined.
First I struggled to relate to the characters because the opening scene has a drunken bros party atmosphere. But as the story unfolded I connected with the characters more and Got invested into what would happen next.
I kind of fell in love with the main character even with all the flesh-eating. He really seemed like the perfect partner except for… that One thing. It's a sign of a quality author I think when you care about a character even when they do some horrific things.
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- Meredith Livingston
- 12-23-24
Delightfully gross and fun
I think the audiobook is the way to consume this story. The narrator was perfect! Honestly, this was gross, but soooo good. The first part of the book, I actually said Ewww several times and I really think it was because I was listening.
I really enjoyed this! If you have or haven’t read this, I really recommend it and strongly suggest you consider the audiobook.
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- Becky
- 10-02-24
Be careful during your next game of truth or dare
Thomas has an amazing life, but something threatens his day to day life. Months back, after witnessing a shocking turn of events during a drunken game of truth or dare, he decides to incorporate that into his life. But just like a bag of chips, you can't do it just once.
This novelette was such a short, yet absolutely wild ride. There were several moments that made me yell at my phone as the audiobook was playing. There were so many poor decisions made in this book, maddening ones at that. But the way it was done is intentional and works well for the story.
I can't wait for the sequel!
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-25-24
Loved this story!
This was a short but amazing story! It kept you hooked from the first chapter. I can’t wait to read the sequel I hope is coming!
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- Janelle H
- 02-12-25
How considerate are you when you’re finding a victim to eat?
Great short 1 hour audiobook about a considerate cannibalism. As he finds his next “victims” he’s always so considerate finding his next human meal.
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