The Case of the Vampire Vacuum Sweeper
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John R. Erickson
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John R. Erickson
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But instead of being outside, where he can fight off the fiends, Hank is trapped inside - at the mercy of Slim and his dreaded vampire sweeper!
Will Hank be able to save the cattle?
Hank and Drover sing "Freezing on the Porch," and Hank sings "The Porcupine Blues."
Hot dog: Don't miss out on any of Hank the Cowdog's adventures.©1997 John R. Erickson (P)1997 John R. EricksonListeners also enjoyed...
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He never bothered with hello. The shrieking hot stranger had me dizzy the instant he said we're engaged. Then he chased off the bully on our heels and dragged me back to his place for the night. Pure insanity, right? Wrong. You don't let pride do the talking when you're homeless, on the run, and hauling around your sick father in a truck so old it must've been on Noah's Ark. You definitely don't complain when Ridge Barnet takes charge. (In)famous heartthrob. Stinking rich. Fed up owner of one angry rooster. Eyes set to permanent storm.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Nice love story
- By SueG on 12-22-20
By: Nicole Snow
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The Imaginary Corpse
- By: Tyler Hayes
- Narrated by: James Fouhey
- Length: 11 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 34
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Tippy the triceratops was once a little girl's imaginary friend, a dinosaur detective who could help her make sense of the world. But when her father died, Tippy fell into the Stillreal, the underbelly of the Imagination, where discarded ideas go when they're too real to disappear. Now, he passes time doing detective work for other unwanted ideas - until Tippy runs into The Man in the Coat, a nightmare monster who can do the impossible: kill an idea permanently. Now Tippy must overcome his own trauma and solve the case, before there's nothing left but imaginary corpses.
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5 out of 5 stars
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One of my favorite books of 2024!
- By Nicole S. on 10-19-24
By: Tyler Hayes
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The Iggy Chronicles, Volume One
- A Chet and Bernie Mystery Short Story
- By: Spencer Quinn
- Narrated by: Jim Frangione
- Length: 1 hr and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Iggy is a dog who doesn’t get out much, so it’s big news when elderly Mr. Parsons knocks on Bernie’s door to say that Iggy has vanished. In the search for Iggy, Chet and Bernie find Mrs. Parsons unconscious on her bedroom floor, in need of urgent medical care. But it’s only when they arrive at the hospital that things get really interesting. With a jewel thief making short work of hospital patients’ valuables, it seems that Iggy is not alone in disappearing right out from under somebody’s nose. Suspects are plentiful and witnesses are few.
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5 out of 5 stars
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It's great--give us more, please!
- By Kathi on 05-27-14
By: Spencer Quinn
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Woof: A Bowser and Birdie Novel
- By: Spencer Quinn
- Narrated by: James Frangione
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Bowser is a dog detective on the loose, paired with an 11-year-old girl, Birdie. Bowser and Birdie live on the Louisiana coast with Birdie's Grammy. When a prize stuffed marlin is stolen from Grammy's bait and tackle shop, Birdie and Bowser decide to take on the case. But what looks like a straightforward break-in soon becomes as tangled as a tourist's fishing line.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wonderful💎💍🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕
- By Amy on 05-15-15
By: Spencer Quinn
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Jack: Secret Histories
- Young Repairman Jack Series 1
- By: F. Paul Wilson
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Ever come across a situation that simply wasn't right - where someone was getting the dirty end of the stick and you wished you could make things right but didn't know how? Fourteen-year-old Jack knows how. Or rather he's learning how. He's discovering that he has a knack for fixing things. Not bikes or toys or appliances - situations...It all starts when Jack and his best friends, Weezy and Eddie, discover a rotting corpse - the victim of ritual murder - in the fabled New Jersey Pine Barrens. Beside the body is an ancient artifact carved with strange designs.
By: F. Paul Wilson
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Witch Slapped
- Witchless in Seattle, Book 1
- By: Dakota Cassidy
- Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Hello. My name is Stevie Cartwright, and I've been witchless for 30 days. If only there was a support group for down-on-their-luck ex-witches who've had their powers slapped right out of them (literally). Just as I was licking my wounds after returning to my hometown of Ebenezer Falls, Washington, and navigating my suddenly nonmagical existence with the help of my familiar, Belfry, things got sticky. Enter an ex-spy and newly departed spirit named Winterbottom, who's infiltrated my life with his sexy British accent and a couple of requests....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Enjoyed this cozy tremendously!
- By janet on 08-05-16
By: Dakota Cassidy
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Starter
- A Monster-Battling LitRPG (Djinn Tamer - Bronze League, Book 1)
- By: Derek Alan Siddoway, A.J. Cerna
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 279
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Jackson Hunt wants nothing more than to be a professional monster tamer - skilled trainers who raise and battle magical creatures called Djinn. He longs for the day when he comes of age and can leave home to pursue his dreams of taming Djinn. Unfortunately for Jackson, dreams and reality don’t always coincide. To help his grandmother make ends meet, Jackson spends his days doing manual labor on a breeder’s ranch - just about as far removed from the bright lights and roaring crowds of the DBL (Djinn Battle League) as it gets.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I had no idea I needed this!
- By H. Hookks III on 09-24-19
By: Derek Alan Siddoway, and others
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Demon Hunting In Dixie
- Demon Hunting Series, Book 1
- By: Lexi George
- Narrated by: Alexandra Ralph
- Length: 12 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 43
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 41
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Addy Corwin is a florist with an attitude. A bad attitude, or so her mama says, ’cause she's not looking for a man. Mama's wrong. Addy has looked. There's just not much to choose from in Hannah, her small Alabama hometown. Until Brand Dalvahni shows up, a supernaturally sexy, breathtakingly well-built hunk of a warrior from - well, not from around here, that's for sure. Mama thinks he might be European or maybe even a Yankee. Brand says he's from another dimension.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fantastic book. Narrator was amazing.
- By G. Smith on 09-24-20
By: Lexi George
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Dying Bites
- Bloodhound Files, Book 1
- By: D. D. Barant
- Narrated by: Johanna Parker
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 398
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Her job description is the "tracking and apprehension of mentally-fractured killers". What this really means in FBI profiler Jace Valchek's brave new world - one in which only one percent of the population is human - is that a woman's work is never done. And real is getting stranger every day. Jace has been ripped from her reality by David Cassius, the vampire head of the NSA. He knows that she's the best there is in the business, and David needs her help in solving a series of gruesome murders of vampires and werewolves.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not a yawner!
- By K on 09-17-12
By: D. D. Barant
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Second String Savior
- From the Tome of Bill Universe (False Icons Series, Book 1)
- By: Rick Gualtieri, R.E. Carr
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 12 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 230
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Imagine going to bed with mousy brown locks and waking up with a headful of supernova scarlet. It's a hot new look for me - literally, because it bursts into flames whenever I'm threatened. My magical makeover is all Gary's fault. I knew there was something off from the moment he transferred to my school. Go figure. He's a wizard with a trust fund and an inferiority complex. Now, thanks to him, I've graduated from high school bullies to supernatural terrors and that's not all. Fate has chosen me to face the legendary vampire destined to destroy the world.
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3 out of 5 stars
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think Tome of Bill for highschoolers
- By john moglia on 12-04-19
By: Rick Gualtieri, and others
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- A. Forrest
- 01-30-23
Hank
Super funny, I've listened to the audio book collection about 20 times. But this one is one of the best.
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- Bea
- 10-26-22
One of our favorites
We love all of these books but this one was one of our favorites.
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- Anonymous User
- 10-25-23
#1 book
it was the best book I ever heard it was so hallarius I loved it d=(^o^)=b
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- Danielle Rain
- 12-02-22
AMAZING 😍
Thank you so much for making this hank the cow dog!🐕😍l love this audiobook
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- THoward
- 12-18-16
Viola was my favorite
Slim sprains his ankle and Hank saves the day. The ankle isn't fixed but his shenanigans are true to form and all is quiet on the ranch for another day.
Viola came to get some coffee and Slim became twitter pated. That was cute.
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- Stephen
- 12-04-22
Just great
It was very funny and interesting with hank doing his best to be a Dumbo
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