The Bad Boys of Assjacket
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Robyn Peterman
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A dare is a dare.
No self-respecting, slightly chubby, good-lookin’, crime lovin’ cat would ever pass up a dare.
So I didn’t.
Now, me and my boys are in hot water trying to figure out how to live on the right side of the law for a whole freakin’ week!
This is complicated by a couple of hairy issues:
- The half-headed bear in town had his privates pilfered. We have vowed to return his giggleberries. Legal means are not working.
- Sassy’s Canadian tutors show up - the furry, cat-burgling dames who we’ve been in love with our entire nine lives. In order to woo the gorgeous broads, we need to be at our criminal best.
- We need the help of a foul-mouthed troll who throws tantrums like a three-year-old serial killer and wants to bump off everyone.
Throw in a cryptic message from the Goddess, humans invading our town and evil, sticky-fingered groundhogs, and we have a hot mess on our paws.
I hope we have a few of our kitty lives left because the Bad Boys of Assjacket are going to save the day or get 86'd trying.
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,793
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Vampyres don't exist. They absolutely do not exist. At least I didn't think they did 'til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I'm a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren't bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite, and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Porn
- By Jo Mc on 05-11-17
By: Robyn Peterman
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The Accidental Werewolf
- Accidentally Friends, Book 1
- By: Dakota Cassidy
- Narrated by: Meredith Mitchell
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,827
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,678
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,677
When Marty Andrews gets bitten by a mangy mutt while walking her teacup poodle, her blond hair darkens, the hair on her legs starts growing at an alarming rate, and her mood swings put her dream job as a sales rep for Bobbie-Sue Cosmetics in serious jeopardy. Then a drool-worthy man shows up at her door claiming that he accidentally bit Marty. And since he's a werewolf, she is now, too. Thinking Keegan Flaherty is clearly insane, Marty refuses to believe a word until a kidnapping makes her realize there's more at stake than just her highlights.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Too much sex
- By CrunchySocks on 03-17-15
By: Dakota Cassidy
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Second String Savior
- From the Tome of Bill Universe (False Icons Series, Book 1)
- By: Rick Gualtieri, R.E. Carr
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 12 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 230
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 210
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 209
Imagine going to bed with mousy brown locks and waking up with a headful of supernova scarlet. It's a hot new look for me - literally, because it bursts into flames whenever I'm threatened. My magical makeover is all Gary's fault. I knew there was something off from the moment he transferred to my school. Go figure. He's a wizard with a trust fund and an inferiority complex. Now, thanks to him, I've graduated from high school bullies to supernatural terrors and that's not all. Fate has chosen me to face the legendary vampire destined to destroy the world.
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3 out of 5 stars
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think Tome of Bill for highschoolers
- By john moglia on 12-04-19
By: Rick Gualtieri, and others
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Zach
- Hell's Handlers MC, Book 1
- By: Lilly Atlas
- Narrated by: Noah Michael Levine, Erin DeWard
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,180
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,094
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,092
Toni’s no stranger to making mistakes. She has experienced firsthand how walking down the wrong path can send life spiraling out of control. Fortunately, she had someone to drag her from the gutter and help set her on the right track. As penance for the poor choices of her past, she pledges to suppress her baser desires and focus on finding a steady, dependable man, even if that means embracing a boring lifestyle.
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5 out of 5 stars
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YES!
- By Audrey on 03-10-19
By: Lilly Atlas
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Team A.L.P.H.A. Books 1-4
- Team ALPHA Bundle, Book 1
- By: Susi Hawke, Crista Crown
- Narrated by: Colin Darcy
- Length: 20 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 300
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 270
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Team A.L.P.H.A. is an mpreg wolf shifter series full of protective alphas, side splitting moments of laughter, dangerous missions, pregnancy, babies, and endless feels. Grabbed, Taken, Struck and Hacked. Included with the first four stories of this series are four brand new epilogues, for more of your favorite team's crazy antics!
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3 out of 5 stars
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Robo narrator , did not really enjoy Colin Darcy
- By longtime customer on 07-02-20
By: Susi Hawke, and others
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Shark's Edge
- Shark's Edge, Book 1
- By: Angel Payne, Victoria Blue
- Narrated by: Jacob Morgan, Erin Mallon
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 184
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 174
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 172
Sebastian Shark is on the verge of realizing his dream. The Edge - the most luxurious Los Angeles skyscraper ever conceived - will be his legacy, an icon to dominate LA’s skyline just as Shark dominates its boardrooms. Self-made businesswoman Abbigail Gibson is on a trajectory toward massive success, but to get there, she must navigate the egos of her demanding clients - particularly the driven and obstinate Shark, who possesses the special talent of aggravating and arousing her within the same breath.
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4 out of 5 stars
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A great start to a classic Contemporary Romance
- By Carey Sabala on 12-12-19
By: Angel Payne, and others
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The Romeo Arrangement
- Knights of Dallas Series, Book 1
- By: Nicole Snow
- Narrated by: Heather Costa, Tor Thom
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 243
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 225
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 224
He never bothered with hello. The shrieking hot stranger had me dizzy the instant he said we're engaged. Then he chased off the bully on our heels and dragged me back to his place for the night. Pure insanity, right? Wrong. You don't let pride do the talking when you're homeless, on the run, and hauling around your sick father in a truck so old it must've been on Noah's Ark. You definitely don't complain when Ridge Barnet takes charge. (In)famous heartthrob. Stinking rich. Fed up owner of one angry rooster. Eyes set to permanent storm.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Nice love story
- By SueG on 12-22-20
By: Nicole Snow
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Royal Series 1
- The Royal Treatment
- By: MaryJanice Davidson
- Narrated by: Piper Goodeve
- Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 105
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 94
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 93
In a world nearly identical to ours, the North won the Civil War, Ben Affleck is the sexiest man alive, and Russia never sold Alaska to the US. Instead, Alaska is a rough, beautiful country ruled by a famously eccentric royal family, and urgently in need of a bride for the crown prince. But they have no idea what they're in for when they offer the job to a feisty commoner, a girl who's going to need...The Royal Treatment.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Exceptional
- By Amazon Customer on 03-12-20
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Neanderthal Opens the Door to the Universe
- By: Preston Norton
- Narrated by: Christopher Carley
- Length: 11 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 35
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 31
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Story5 out of 5 stars 31
Cliff Hubbard is a huge loser. Literally. His nickname at Happy Valley High School is Neanderthal because he's so enormous - 6'6" and 250 pounds to be exact. Life in his trailer-park home has gone from bad to worse ever since his older brother's suicide. There's no one Cliff hates more than the nauseatingly cool quarterback Aaron Zimmerman. Then Aaron returns after a near-death experience with a bizarre claim: while he was unconscious he saw God, who gave him a list of things to do to make Happy Valley High suck less. And God said there's only one person who can help: Neanderthal.
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5 out of 5 stars
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BEST BOOK EVER
- By Kindle Customer on 01-16-23
By: Preston Norton
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Meant for Your Love
- Mason Family Saga, Book 0.5
- By: AshleyNicole
- Narrated by: Elyce Anthony, Sean Crisden
- Length: 1 hr and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 80
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 77
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 77
How long does it take to fall in love? It most certainly can't happen in one night . . . can it? A one-night stand, an engagement, and a wedding, all within the space between New Year's and Valentine's Day. Could it be love? If so, is it meant to be?
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2 out of 5 stars
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This an outline! Do not waste credit or $!
- By G. Porter on 10-13-22
By: AshleyNicole
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Accidental Hero
- A Marriage Mistake Romance
- By: Nicole Snow
- Narrated by: Rose Dioro, Mason Lloyd
- Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,107
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,018
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,014
It was one freaking kiss with a stranger. I wasn't looking for a hero the day Brent Eden charged into my life. He saw a damsel in distress facing humiliation. We played pretend. Swore I was his. Baited sweet chaos. Blew apart everything. My dating disaster? Gone. Our kiss? Electric. Divine. Toe-curling. His mistake? Oh, boy. Dropping the ultimate F-bomb: fiancée. Especially when my gossipy cousin tells the whole family.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Pleasant...
- By Lisy on 10-25-18
By: Nicole Snow
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Nori's Delta
- Delta Team Three, Book 1
- By: Lori Ryan
- Narrated by: Adam Gold, Brooke Hayden
- Length: 5 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 124
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 115
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Delta Operative Heath “Woof” Davis has spent years living on the edge. Protecting a State Department official is just another assignment, until he discovers that Eleanor Bonham is Nori Duncan, the one that got away. He can protect her from enemy forces in the Republic of Kazarus, but can he defend his heart from the woman who used to be his everything.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Nori's Delta
- By Cathy Reams on 09-04-21
By: Lori Ryan
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Knights Rising
- By: Bella Jewel
- Narrated by: Gregory Salinas, Ada Sinclair
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 50
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 46
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 46
Some things are best left alone. I know this. I should stand by it. That would be the safest option. But, well, I just can’t do that - because the thing I should leave alone...is everything. It’s the reason I breathe. It’s the reason I keep putting one foot in front of the other. I need help. I know it, but nobody wants to step up. The case is too hard. There’s nothing they can do. And then I meet them - bikers, the Knight Brothers.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Really
- By Book Lover on 04-07-21
By: Bella Jewel
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The Purple Don
- An Illuminati Novel
- By: SLMN
- Narrated by: L. Steven Taylor
- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 50
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 48
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 48
Joey Diamonds is on the verge of being a “made” man, with ice-cold blue eyes that pierce through the hearts of women...and men. After being disowned by his Mafia family, losing the love of his life, and realizing the world at large is his enemy, Joey throws extreme caution to the wind on his journey of self-debauchery in the name of fame and fortune. The Purple Don is the story of how self-destruction is never simply an internal state, and everyone around can be destroyed in the process.
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5 out of 5 stars
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This was a good story!
- By tracey on 04-18-24
By: SLMN
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When He's Dark
- Olympus Pride Series, Book 1
- By: Suzanne Wright
- Narrated by: Samantha Cook
- Length: 12 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,432
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,307
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,303
Cat shifter Bree Dwyer doesn't fear much. Ironically, what she fears most is the person who was put on the Earth just for her. Your true mate wasn't supposed to be cruel and twisted; wasn't supposed to be someone who'd never love or want to claim you. The rumors that her true mate is dead bring her only relief. Bree's intent on moving forward with her life and building a future with someone else. Sadly, the male she wants most is one she can never have - a hot-as-sin wolverine shifter who happens to be her boss...and the cousin of her predestined mate.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Too Much British Slang
- By ME book lover on 07-24-20
By: Suzanne Wright
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Chronicles of an Urban Druid Boxed Set, Books 1-3
- Chronicles of an Urban Druid Boxed Set, Volume 1
- By: Auburn Tempest, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Rachel Dulude
- Length: 26 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 29
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 29
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Story5 out of 5 stars 29
I have family I didn't know about, a magical heritage laying its claim, and a mystery I apparently need to solve. But when a back-alley brawl leaves me marked with a bizarre Celtic crest on my back, I become a beacon for all things whacked and weird.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great series
- By Kurt Henkel on 11-18-24
By: Auburn Tempest, and others
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You Need a Bigger Sword
- A Gamelit Fantasy RPG Novel
- By: Natalie Grey, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 94
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 77
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 77
Enter the world of Metamorphosis Online, a fully immersive video game where players compete for spots in the Global Top 10 - ranks that actually pay you to play the game. Gracie doesn't play the game to make money...at first. Broke, single, and working a crappy job as a blackjack dealer, Gracie's just blowing off steam and having fun. Can playing a new type of immersive game help her overcome real-life issues, or will it cause more problems?
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4 out of 5 stars
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soundtrack
- By Kindle Customer on 02-08-20
By: Natalie Grey, and others
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Kissing Game
- By: Marie Harte
- Narrated by: Laura Jennings
- Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 63
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 60
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Story4 out of 5 stars 59
Rena Jackson is ready. She's worked her tail off to open up her own hair salon, and she's almost ready to quit her job at the dive bar. Rena's also a diehard romantic, and she's had her eye on bar regular Axel Heller for a while. He's got that tall-brooding-and-handsome thing going big time. Problem is, he's got that buttoned-up Germanic-ice-man thing going as well. With Valentine's Day just around the corner, Rena's about ready to give up on Axel and find her own Mr. Right.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Do Not Waste Your Time
- By InspiredByBeauty on 03-17-21
By: Marie Harte
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- Tammie Hughes
- 08-25-21
MY FAVORITE YET!
I love all the Magic and Mayhem books but this one is my favorite so far.
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- Heather Nelson
- 12-31-20
Hilarious!
I've loved these cats since they showed up in the first book of the Magic and Mayhem series and am so happy they finally got their own book. I laughed so hard at their antics and adventures during this book. Be ready to laugh out loud! Once again, Stephanie Riggio does a fantastic job bringing this story to life.
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- Michelle Eriksen
- 01-04-21
So much Fun to be had
Stephanie Riggio brings life to this outrageously funny story featuring three of my favorite felines. If you are in the mood to escape from the crazy reality that is life then check this one out.
What a trip you take when you pick up one of Robyn Peterman's books. These crazy cats had me laughing out loud and it brings a smile to my face every time I think of the story. What a crazy adventure full of fun and silliness.
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- Cyn or Peter
- 01-02-21
Over the top hilarious
I just love the town of assjacket. I love all of the characters. I don't know how Stephanie Riggio does the narration without cracking up. she does an amazing job. Robyn your mind is brilliant. The world you have created is so awesome I want to have a part in it. lol. Well done!
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- Jenn
- 01-01-21
Love it!! Worth the money.
The narrator Stephanie Riggio did an amazing job bringing these characters to life! The way they talk and their attitudes were spot on. The story itself is hilarious. I LOVE the surprises because they add to the hilarity that ensues.
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- struniak
- 12-17-22
Love it
Love this story and the narrator is wonderful in bringing the characters to life.
Recommend this to anyone who is open minded and want to take a chance on something new.
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- Heather C
- 01-08-21
Bad Boys
I enjoy this series and the boys did need their own story to help the witches and the town with trouble.
If you are not one for the excessive use of cuss words and cringe at some potty humor this might not be for you but seeing this is not Robyn's first book you know what to expect.
Can bad cats be good for 1 week, don't think so but they will try their best and maybe meet up with the bad kitties and make a new friend.
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- D. Messing
- 01-05-21
Absolutely Hilarious!
I absolutely love this story! This was the perfect book to keep boredom at bay while I'm down and out. It is ridiculously funny, heart warming, and entertaining. Lol, let me tell you, not snorting at Sassy and the Boys antics is impossible! This is just the antidote for a boring day! Thank you for sharing your crazy crew with us!
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- Steph
- 01-25-21
Bad Boys
And we are off again to Assjacket, with the bad cats. We get to see most of our favorite characters, such as Zelda, Mac, Sassy. Humans are coming to Assjacket, now the cats have to save the day, with their lady cat friends.
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- Regan N.
- 07-13-23
I’d gladly pay full price for any of her stories
I’m happy to see her fluff balls get a story of their own. Though for all the naughtiness they get into I’m sad that it was shorter than all of the other books in this story. Maybe a flashback to them becoming a trio or how they became anti-hero’s would be interesting. Maybe even a poker game from their underground world.
Narrator: love her! I love that they didn’t use anyone else and let her use all of her talents for each voice throughout the entire series. I will be following her to find other authors that I might like.
Overall: this was a great side quest of sorts in the world to keep us enthralled and excited for more. I love how she picks up new outcasts in almost every book. My pack would be the same. Rejects and outcasts. I also have a bleeding heart and a rough exterior.
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