The Accidental Vampire
Argeneau Vampires, Book 7
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Victoria McGee
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By:
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Lynsay Sands
About this listen
But when her neighbors placed a personal ad for her in the local paper, she never imagined she'd meet Victor Argeneau, a vampire who could have his pick of any woman - dead or alive. Rich, powerful, and drop-dead gorgeous, Victor's the perfect man for a novice neck-biter like Elvi. He's willing to teach her everything he knows, but he'll have to do it fast. Someone's out to put a stake through her new vamp life, and only Victor can keep her safe - and satisfied - for all eternity.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,437
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From Janet Evanovich, author of the best selling Stephanie Plum bounty hunter series, comes this romantic adventure tale written in the Plum tradition, teeming with fast-paced action, dysfunctional loveable characters, steamy sex, suspense, and lots of laughs.
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4 out of 5 stars
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It's not Plum but it's a good story.
- By Brenda on 02-08-03
By: Janet Evanovich
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Thirty Nights with a Highland Husband
- The Daughters of Glen, Book 1
- By: Melissa Mayhue
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Wiley
- Length: 9 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 415
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 374
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Connor MacKiernan, a descendant of the Fae Prince, is a warrior who lives only for honor and duty. Though he's vowed never to marry, that's exactly what he must do to save his sister. Enter a little Faerie magic, and the search for a bride is on. Caitlyn Coryell is having a really bad day - she just discovered her fiance with another woman! Imagine her surprise when she puts on some sexy lingerie and an antique pendant and Connor appears in her bedroom, begging for her help. He offers a simple yet outrageous adventure: travel to his time, marry him, and return home.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Pleasantly Surprised!
- By 🌸DARA on 07-22-13
By: Melissa Mayhue
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Buckhorn Beginnings
- By: Lori Foster
- Narrated by: Isabelle Gordon
- Length: 13 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 450
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 410
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Story4 out of 5 stars 414
Sawyer Hudson, the only doctor in Buckhorn County, took it upon himself to rescue the beautiful but enigmatic woman who came literally crashing into his life. Though he knew he should keep things platonic and professional, around her his body had other ideas. And his heart was no more cooperative.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Loved Sawyer's story but Morgan was just ok...
- By SIMARA on 09-14-12
By: Lori Foster
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One Summer
- By: Karen Robards
- Narrated by: Kate Fleming
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 458
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 426
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 426
hnny Harris is home again, his too-tight jeans and damn-your-eyes belligerence honed to perfection by a ten-year stretch in federal prison for murder. Now he’s out on parole and ready for the job Rachel Grant has promised him to help him begin a new life. Unlike the rest of the town, Rachel has always believed in her former student’s innocence. But one thing has changed. The sullenly handsome boy she remembers is still sullen, still handsome - but no longer a boy.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Classic Robards! A must buy
- By Empress Karen on 02-10-14
By: Karen Robards
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Used-to-Be Lovers
- By: Linda Lael Miller
- Narrated by: Jack Garrett
- Length: 5 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 40
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 33
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 34
Sharon Harrison and Tony Morelli were never able to control the powerful chemistry between them. It led first to heart-stopping passion, then to marriage and children. They thought they had it all, but under pressure their happy home became an explosive battleground. Even divorce, however, can't completely separate them. Spending alternate days in their home with their children, they have an unorthodox arrangement that keeps them in close contact. And keeps the desire alive...
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1 out of 5 stars
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The immaturity of the heroin st
- By Bridgett on 06-04-24
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The Unwanted Wife
- Unwanted
- By: Natasha Anders
- Narrated by: Justine Eyre
- Length: 7 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,130
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,010
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,006
No one had ever looked at her and seen perfection - until now. Delicate, titian-haired Theresa Noble has met her father’s associates in the past, but the gorgeous, Italian-born Sandro De Lucci leaves her speechless. Eighteen months into their marriage, however, Sandro has turned to ice. Desperate to escape a relationship that has proven to be as stubbornly passionate as it is cold and hateful, Theresa summons up the courage to ask for a divorce. But before he’ll grant her request, Sandro demands something from Theresa: a son.
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4 out of 5 stars
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What a surprise!
- By Candateshia Pafford on 03-30-14
By: Natasha Anders
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All for You
- The Nephilim
- By: Dana Marie Bell
- Narrated by: Gia St. Claire
- Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 44
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 38
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 38
Someone - or something - is stalking Abby Marcheson. Luckily, she has her brother's hunky friend Seth to keep her safe. Abby falls easily into her protected life, with Seth constantly by her side, and when he asks her out on a date, she's eager to accept. But Seth is much more than he seems. A Nephilim, a son of Angels with wings of his own, Seth is bound to spend his life hunting the Shemyaza, evil descendants of Angels. He's kept his wings hidden from Abby in order not to frighten her, but as her stalker becomes bolder, Seth begins to suspect that a Shem has Abby in its sights.…
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3 out of 5 stars
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Plot sounded good but it actually sounded bad
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 01-02-13
By: Dana Marie Bell
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One Bite With a Stranger
- The Others Series
- By: Christine Warren
- Narrated by: Kate Reading
- Length: 8 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 521
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 477
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Story4 out of 5 stars 480
When Regina's friends insist on setting her up a "Fantasy Fix" to help her get over her cheating ex, she dreams up some kinky out-of-this-world encounters that they could never possibly bring to life. But the next thing Regina knows, her friends have got her laced into a shiny black corset, tight leather pants, and a sexy pair of stilettos. It's time for some downtown vampire-fantasy fun...
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3 out of 5 stars
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Don't judge the entire Others series by Book 1
- By Erin on 08-25-12
By: Christine Warren
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Jane Bites Back
- By: Michael Thomas Ford
- Narrated by: Katherine Kellgren
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 95
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 52
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Story4 out of 5 stars 52
Two hundred years after her death, Jane Austen is still surrounded by the literature she loves, but now it's because she's the owner of Flyleaf Books in a sleepy college town in Upstate New York. Every day she watches her novels fly off the shelves along with dozens of unauthorized sequels, spin-offs, and adaptations. Jane may be undead, but her books have taken on a life of their own.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Utterly Rediculous
- By Tenaya on 05-29-10
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Blood Ties Book One
- The Turning
- By: Jennifer Armintrout
- Narrated by: Elenna Stauffer
- Length: 10 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 1,279
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 594
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Story4 out of 5 stars 600
I'm no coward. I want to make that perfectly clear. But after my life turned into a horror movie, I take fear a lot more seriously now. I finally became Dr. Carrie Ames just eight months ago. Then I was attacked in the hospital morgue by a vampire. Just my luck.
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1 out of 5 stars
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if you love 'bodice ripper novels'...
- By Victoria on 11-03-08
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Deep Desire
- Deep, Book 1
- By: Z. A. Maxfield
- Narrated by: Caleb Dickenson
- Length: 6 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 260
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 241
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Story4 out of 5 stars 243
As the Indiana Jones of historical erotica, there is no document existing - or just rumored to exist - Adin Tredeger can't unearth. Why he would risk the biggest coup of his career to join the mile-high club is beyond him. But the disarming, dark-eyed man who somehow enters Adin's locked airplane washroom has him completely nude and coming apart. All without a whimper of protest.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Better in audio format
- By Kathleen on 10-07-15
By: Z. A. Maxfield
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Mark of the Demon
- Kara Gillian, Book 1
- By: Diana Rowland
- Narrated by: Liv Anderson
- Length: 12 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,672
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,519
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,509
"Why me? Why now?" That’s what Beaulac, Louisiana, detective Kara Gillian was asking herself when an angelic creature named Rhyzkahl unexpectedly appeared during a routine summoning. Kara was hoping to use her occult skills to catch a serial killer, but never had she conjured anything like this unearthly beautiful and unspeakably powerful being whose very touch set off exquisite new dimensions of pleasure.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Really?
- By colleen on 12-30-13
By: Diana Rowland
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A Reason to Believe
- By: Diana Copland
- Narrated by: Jack LeFleur
- Length: 10 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,218
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,157
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,160
Detective Matthew Bennett doesn't believe in ghosts. So when the spirit of a murdered child leads him to her body, he's shaken to the core - and taken off the case. Unable to explain his vision, or to let go of the investigation, Matthew turns to renowned medium Kiernan Fitzpatrick. Though he has doubts about Kiernan's claims to communicate with the dead, Matt is nevertheless drawn to the handsome psychic, who awakens feelings he thought were long-buried.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Addictive listening
- By A.R. on 01-03-13
By: Diana Copland
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Undone by Her Tender Touch
- By: Maya Banks
- Narrated by: Lily Bask
- Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 229
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 216
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 216
Just one night? Yeah, right. Pippa Laingley should have known better. When an unplanned evening of passion with Cameron Hollingsworth results in unplanned pregnancy, she's at a crossroads. She knew going in that the enigmatic entrepreneur had built a fortress around his feelings. What she's just discovered is that he's loved and lost before - wife and child. Tragically. Now Cam stands to lose it all again. If he lets Pippa get too close. If he pushes her away with loveless arrangements of financial support. Either way, he's doomed...unless he can let himself love again.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Diffcult to Finish
- By Amazon Customer on 06-23-18
By: Maya Banks
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A Hidden Fire
- Elemental Mysteries, Book 1
- By: Elizabeth Hunter
- Narrated by: Dina Pearlman
- Length: 11 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,455
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,318
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,314
No secret stays hidden forever. A phone call from an old friend sets mysterious book researcher Giovanni Vecchio back on the path of a mystery that has eluded him for centuries. Little does he suspect a young librarian holds the key to an ancient secret, nor could he expect the danger Beatrice De Novo would attract. Now both will follow a twisted maze leading from the archives of a university library, through the fires of Renaissance Florence, and toward a passion that could destroy them both.
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2 out of 5 stars
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What's happened to Dina Pearlman?
- By bluestatereader on 04-03-14
By: Elizabeth Hunter
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- Startle1
- 11-19-10
Last chapter has been added
The last chapter has been added. Re-download your book.
I love Lynsay Sand's books.
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- LeElla
- 08-03-18
Ok
Not the best in the series but it was okay. The narrator was awful....her voice was too soft.
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- Amazon Customer
- 10-19-20
Amazing!!
Absolutely Amazing Novel by Lynsay Sands. It has a mixture of Mystery, Funny amd Love Story. Amazimg!!!!!!!
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- stefani
- 11-01-23
Really this narrator again
I loved this story so much that I put up this narrator. I think Elvie is great.
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- Danielle Miller
- 03-18-15
Name change
I love this series but the name of this one should have been single white vampire lol
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
- irene lapsley
- 08-30-19
Accidental Vampire
A fun read., As are all of Linsay Sands books. Have enjoyed all that I have read so far. This one was number 7.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Beks
- 02-05-23
Robotic Narrator
Ok I really struggled listening to the narrator. I like the story, I started this series initially reading from a hard copy but then I had to switch to audiobooks. this was my second audio I listened to, the first being the book before this one. And I struggled getting through this because of how robotic the narrative was. I appreciate the distinction between who was speaking but it distracted me and took me out of the book every time it switched from people speaking to the narrative.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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Performance1 out of 5 stars
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- W Larsen
- 10-31-10
No missing chapters
The entire book downloaded for me. The narrator is horrible, but I still enjoyed the book.
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- Maureen Gladwin
- 02-11-10
Good and fun listening.
I have read all of lynsay sands books and really enjoy listening to them again. A fun and enjoyable listen.
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- katb64
- 10-18-21
I enjoyed the book it is very funny I laughed a
I had read the book and owned i still. I missed being able to reread because my eyes aren't as good as they used to be. I have to read 📚 on my e reader. I was thrilled to find it on a
Audible. There's some sex in the book but you can fast forward through it ifyou want. Otherwise the book is very addictive and laugh out loud funny. It is well worth rereading many times.
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