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Narrated by:
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Max Meyers
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Lee Osorio
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By:
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James Acker
About this listen
From the author of The Long Run comes another unflinchingly raw and boldly hilarious novel about an unlikely group of teens coming together to exact revenge on the person who wronged them.
All’s fair in love and revenge…
Phil Reyno is a “troublemaker.” With a punk aesthetic and a quick temper, Phil knows that it’s surprising to see him dating universally beloved Cameron Ellis, whose viral coming out video made him an internet darling.
Jackson Pasternak is a “good guy.” Junior class president, star rower, and Ivy bound, Jackson is burnt out and misses the only person who ever truly knew him—his ex-best friend, Phil.
When Cameron dumps Phil and torpedoes his already-iffy reputation in the process, Phil hatches a plot to expose Cameron as the two-faced liar he truly is. And he finds the perfect weapon in his old pal Jackson, who agrees to infiltrate Cameron’s circle and uncover dirt.
But as Phil and Jackson rediscover their friendship—and more—they start to wonder… Will knocking Cameron off his pedestal really solve their problems?
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The 1960 baseball season is shaping up to be the worst year of Eddie O’Leary’s life. He can’t manage to hit the ball, his new teammates hate him, he’s living out of a suitcase, and he’s homesick. When the team’s owner orders him to give a bunch of interviews to some snobby reporter, he’s ready to call it quits. He can barely manage to behave himself for the length of a game, let alone an entire season. But he’s already on thin ice, so he has no choice but to agree.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Would recommend a listen
- By Cody Harden on 07-07-24
By: Cat Sebastian
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The Diablo's Curse
- By: Gabe Cole Novoa
- Narrated by: Vico Ortiz
- Length: 11 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 15
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 13
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Story5 out of 5 stars 13
Dami is a demon determined to cancel every deal they've ever made in order to tether their soul to earth and become human again. There's just one person standing in their way: Silas. An irresistibly (and stubborn) cute boy cursed to die young, except for the deal with Dami that is keeping him alive. If they cancel the deal, Silas is dead. Unless... they can destroy the curse that has plagued Silas's family for generations. But to do so, Dami and Silas are going to have to work together. That is, if the curse doesn't kill them first. . . .
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5 out of 5 stars
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heartwarming perfection
- By Bunny on 02-29-24
By: Gabe Cole Novoa
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How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager
- Guides for Dating Vampires, Book 1
- By: D. N. Bryn
- Narrated by: Simon Dornet
- Length: 8 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 88
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 79
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 79
Wesley Garcia has been waking up with fang marks. Lucky for him, he needs a vampire—to use as bait. He's certain Vitalis-Barron Pharmaceutical killed his mother, but to gain access to their covert research labs, he has to bring them a bloodsucker for their experiments. Step one, a dramatic offer: Stay, and you can bite me. Vincent leaps at the chance to gobble Wesley up.
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3 out of 5 stars
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DNF, but it's YA
- By Iya P. on 11-08-24
By: D. N. Bryn
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Plastic
- A Novel
- By: Scott Guild
- Narrated by: Jorjeana Marie, Will Damron
- Length: 10 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 8
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 8
Erin is a plastic girl living in a plastic world. Every day she eats a breakfast of boiled chicken, then conveys her articulated body to Tablet Town, where she sells other figurines Smartbodies: wearable tech that allows full physical immersion in a virtual world, a refuge from real life’s brutal wars, oppressive governmental monitoring, and omnipresent eco-terrorist insurgency. If you cut her, she will not bleed—but she and her fellow figurines can still be cracked or blown apart by gunfire or bombs, or crumble away from nuclear fallout.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Unique
- By Anonymous User on 06-19-24
By: Scott Guild
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Peeps
- By: Scott Westerfeld
- Narrated by: Joshua Swanson
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 69
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 56
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Story5 out of 5 stars 55
A year ago, Cal Thompson was a college freshman more interested in meeting girls and partying than in attending biology class. Now, after a fateful encounter with a mysterious woman named Morgan, biology has become, literally, Cal's life. Cal was infected by a parasite that has a truly horrifying effect on its host. Cal himself is a carrier, unchanged by the parasite, but he's infected the girlfriends he's had since Morgan. All three have turned into the ravening ghouls Cal calls Peeps. The rest of us know them as vampires.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Love this take on a classic Mythology.
- By Benjamin on 11-05-18
By: Scott Westerfeld
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These Violent Delights
- A Novel
- By: Micah Nemerever
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch
- Length: 14 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 430
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 378
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Story4 out of 5 stars 377
When Paul enters university in early 1970s Pittsburgh, it’s with the hope of moving past the recent death of his father. Sensitive, insecure, and incomprehensible to his grieving family, Paul feels isolated and alone. When he meets the worldly Julian in his freshman ethics class, Paul is immediately drawn to his classmate’s effortless charm. Paul sees Julian as his sole intellectual equal — an ally against the conventional world he finds so suffocating.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Excellent book. Hated it.
- By Abby on 06-18-21
By: Micah Nemerever
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Darker by Four
- By: June CL Tan
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 14 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 14
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 14
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 14
When an accident causes Rui’s power to transfer to Yiran, everything turns upside down. Without her magic, Rui has no tool for vengeance. With it, Yiran finally feels like he belongs. That is, until Rui discovers she might hold the key to the missing death god and strikes a dangerous bargain with another King.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Riveting- I feel heard
- By Jack on 07-09-24
By: June CL Tan
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Coexistence
- Stories
- By: Billy-Ray Belcourt
- Narrated by: Hunter Cardinal, Trevor Mitchell, John Wamsley
- Length: 4 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3
A grieving mother calls out to her faraway son. A student forgoes the lurid appeal of dating apps in exchange for a painter’s love. The anonymous voices of queer native men converge amid violent eroticism. A man just out of prison balances the uneasy weight of family and freedom, while a professor returns home to conduct research only to be haunted by a dark specter. The stories and voices in Billy-Ray Belcourt’s debut story collection are buoyed by philosophical undergirding, poetic demand, and the complex relationship between aesthetics and ethics.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Human emotion, human reflection
- By Andres Alfredo Gomez on 06-23-24
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Infamous Park Avenue Prince
- Park Avenue Princes, Book 1
- By: Ella Frank, Brooke Blaine
- Narrated by: Perry Bishop, Aiden Snow
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 260
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 249
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 249
I’m never one to turn down a bet. Especially not when it comes to retaliating against the dean for pulling a dick move before summer break. So when the dean’s golden child arrives at Astor for his freshman year, my fellow troublemakers throw down a wager I can’t resist. The target: the dean’s son, John Thomas Hawthorne, or “JT”. The bet: corruption in any way I choose. It should’ve been easy. With his mess of brown curls, pouty lips, and good-boy reputation, JT is the perfect revenge. And even better? He’s straight.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Could have been better SPOILER WARNING!!!!
- By Treunna on 05-20-24
By: Ella Frank, and others
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A Long Stretch of Bad Days
- By: Mindy McGinnis
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 21
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 14
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 14
Bristal Jamison has a bad reputation and a foul mouth, but she also needs one more credit to graduate. An unexpected partnership forms as the two remake Lydia’s town history podcast to investigate the Long Stretch of Bad Days—a week when Henley was hit by a tornado, a flash flood, as well as its first, only, and unsolved murder.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Class privilege
- By UnreliableHeart on 07-28-23
By: Mindy McGinnis
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A Place for Vanishing
- By: Ann Fraistat
- Narrated by: Sophie Amoss
- Length: 14 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 8
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Story4 out of 5 stars 8
The house was supposed to be a fresh start. That's what Libby's mom said. And after Libby’s recent bipolar III diagnosis and the tragedy that preceded it, Libby knows she and her family need to find a new normal. But Libby’s new home turns out to be anything but normal. Scores of bugs haunt its winding halls, towering stained-glass windows feature strange, insectile designs, and the garden teems with impossibly blue roses. And then there are the rumors.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Amazing Read
- By Shannelle Thompson on 04-27-24
By: Ann Fraistat
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Theoretically Straight
- Theoretically Straight, Book 1
- By: Amy Bailey, Alexander C. Eberhart
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin, Jacob Bell
- Length: 11 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 38
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 37
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 37
Theo Briggs is a rule follower. He's a decent student in his junior year, an appeasing son, and a lifelong Christian, just trying to make it through high school unscathed. Caleb Raynard is a romantic. One of the few out-and-proud kids at Specter High School, Caleb's dating life has been hellish, to say the least—fraught with misread social cues and embarrassing situations—and Caleb is about ready to call the whole thing off. When Theo and Caleb meet in the basement of an old Catholic church that's rumored to be haunted, an instant and electric connection forms between them.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Omg
- By Lorelei Burgher on 10-16-24
By: Amy Bailey, and others
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Fool Hearts
- Plum Valley Cowboys, Book 1
- By: Emmy Sanders
- Narrated by: Blake Lockheart
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 221
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 191
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 191
At 12, he was my best friend. At 16, he became my crush. And now, at 34, he’s the man I’m still pining after. Falling in love with Easton was never part of the plan. But now that I’ve done it, I can’t seem to stop. It doesn’t help that we’re living under the same roof. Or that Easton is so dang sweet I want to lick him from head to toe.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Timeless romance!
- By cabc on 06-16-23
By: Emmy Sanders
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Fifty Beasts to Break Your Heart
- And Other Stories
- By: GennaRose Nethercott
- Narrated by: GennaRose Nethercott, January LaVoy, Gabra Zackman, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 9
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 9
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Story4 out of 5 stars 9
The stories in Fifty Beasts to Break Your Heart are about the abomination that resides within us all. That churning, clawing, ravenous yearning: the hunger to be held, and seen, and known. And the terror, too: to be loved too well, or not enough, or for long enough. To be laid bare before your sweetheart, to their horror. To be recognized as the monstrous thing you are. In these lush, strange stories, GennaRose Nethercott explores human longing in all its diamond-dark facets to create a collection that will redefine what you see as a beast, and make you beg to have your heart broken.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Folklore for the Modern Age
- By Annie on 03-06-24
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Game Changer
- Game Changers Series, Book 1
- By: Rachel Reid
- Narrated by: Tor Thom
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 544
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 508
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 507
New York Admirals captain Scott Hunter takes his pregame rituals very seriously. In this case, it's not just a lucky smoothie he's craving - it's the man who made it. Pro hockey star Scott Hunter knows a good thing when he sees it. So, when a smoothie made by juice bar barista Kip Grady precedes Scott breaking his on-ice slump, he's desperate to recreate the magic...and to get to know the sexy, funny guy behind the counter.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Tor for the Score
- By Delicious on 10-29-19
By: Rachel Reid
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The Sky Blues
- By: Robbie Couch
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch
- Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 278
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 242
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 240
Sky Baker may be openly gay, but in his small, insular town, making sure he was invisible has always been easier than being himself. Determined not to let anything ruin his senior year, Sky decides to make a splash at his high school’s annual beach bum party by asking his crush, Ali, to prom - and he has thirty days to do it.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Beautiful. Authentic. Important.
- By Kimberly on 04-09-21
By: Robbie Couch
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Skater Boy
- By: Anthony Nerada
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 40
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 39
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 39
Stonebridge High’s resident bad boy, Wesley “Big Mac” Mackenzie, is failing senior year—thanks to his unchecked anger, rowdy friends, and a tendency to ditch his homework for skateboarding and a secret photography obsession. So when his mom drags him to a production of The Nutcracker, Wes isn’t interested at all … until he sees Tristan Monroe. Mr. Nutcracker himself. Wes knows he shouldn’t like Tristan; after all, he’s a ballet dancer, and Wes is as closeted as they come. But when they start spending time together, Wes can’t seem to get Tristan out of his head.
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5 out of 5 stars
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fantastic!!!
- By Nia Hazel on 02-16-24
By: Anthony Nerada
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- Mark
- 07-22-24
not bad
The performance of Philip was just a bit too "young Harvey Fierstein" for my tastes.
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- jewbana
- 10-31-24
I will miss these characters!!
Just finished reading/audiobook teenage dirtbags and I wanted to say how much I loved this book and these characters. Jackson and Phil felt so real and I will miss them. I love the STOP sign and how it came back several times as a theme or an object with deeper meaning. Max Meyers as Jackson was so honest and heart wrenching in his portrayal of what also could seem like a form of neurodiversity, I could see his list being relatable. Also I loved the contradictions in both characters and how teens are full of contradictions and yet supposed to be archetypes of one thing or another. This really captured that feeling. One last thing, spoiler…. The coming out in the car moment — beautiful. Thank you 🙏🏼 - Cassie (playwright/screenwriter)
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- Anonymous User
- 10-10-24
The drama!
Very thrilling storyline. Loved the characters, especially Jackson and his VA who I hadn't heard before, but really had a standout performance. Really liked being in Jackson's head, very interesting character
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Kristen
- 06-24-24
Old characters return in this sophomore novel.
Per usual. I cannot get over the style and prose of the writing. The author can truly tell a story that has true emotions that are very deep and often you don't see in modern young adult fiction. I think my only issue with my story compared to the long run is that the characters are younger and so it feels more immature than the characters of sandro and bash. I am not a big fan of social media in young adult fiction because it will not age well so taking that aspect out of the story the rest is amazing.
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