Suckers Go to Hell
Vampires of San Francisco, Book 4
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Narrated by:
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Valerie Gilbert
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By:
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Jessica McBrayer
About this listen
What do you wear to a Holiday dinner party in Hell with your in-laws? When the Vampire Hannah falls in love with Diel, a hot Demon, things warm up in more ways than one. Her Life-mate's parents, insist on meeting Hannah, so it's off to Hell they're bound. First Lily, Hannah's BFF and a fashionista, takes the goth girl in hand. Who knew she had legs? Everyone is stunned and ambiguous about the new look, a designer babe Ganja Girl. Of course you can't go to Hell for the holidays without your Hell Hound and you probably need to bring a devastatingly handsome Djinn friend, to get your back, just in case the in-laws aren't as friendly as they claim to be. Hannah's new duds aren't the only surprises in store in this humorous paranormal Christmas tale.
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Eirik Baldurson — son of Baldur, God of Light — failed living as a Mortal. He lost the girl of his dreams and nearly got his friends killed. Now, he's gone to the underworld to meet the mother he's never known. Torn between his duty to her and the man he used to be, Eirik struggles to find himself, until a witch appears in his world. Feisty and stubborn, she is a reminder of everything good he left behind.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Even the gods and immortals have bad days.
- By Guy Venturi on 05-05-20
By: Ednah Walters
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Elemental Mating
- By: Milly Taiden
- Narrated by: Tyler Donne, Tess Irondale
- Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 435
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 402
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Brilliant scientist Melinda Caster has discovered a new strain of the Zika virus that stimulates synaptic growth in embryos, causing neuron development beyond normal human levels. Way beyond, like ESP-levels of cognitive abilities. When the lab is broken into, Melinda realizes that someone has been keeping tabs on her research and wants it for themselves. A happy accident destroys critical data before it can fall into the wrong hands, but unfortunately that makes Melinda and her perfect memory a target.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Good story!
- By NancyB on 11-27-17
By: Milly Taiden
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Cursed
- By: Tara Brown
- Narrated by: Julie McKay
- Length: 10 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 949
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 874
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Story4 out of 5 stars 868
Someone is drugging the fairest of them all and hurting them in the dark corners of the forests around Port Mackenzie - shrouding the town in mystery and darkness. But nothing is as it seems. In the dark corners of the small town there is also a light, a cure to what ails the sick. But everything comes at a cost, a price that must be paid. Aimee James discovers that cost the moment she dies. She discovers there are worse things than dying. She finds herself cursed.
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1 out of 5 stars
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can't even finish it
- By Sharada on 07-11-18
By: Tara Brown
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Friend-Zoned
- By: Belle Aurora
- Narrated by: Eleanor Gwyn, Douglas Berger
- Length: 12 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 154
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 144
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 143
Nikolai Leokov never thought he'd fall in love with the only girl he's ever befriended. Valentina Tomic has issues with commitment after the ultimate betrayal. When Tina decides to make broody Nik's day better, she never thought she would end up friends with the hard man. Nik has never had a woman be so affectionate to him without expecting something in return.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Highly disappointing!
- By Wen on 06-04-15
By: Belle Aurora
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Bear Necessities
- Halle Shifters, Book 1
- By: Dana Marie Bell
- Narrated by: Samantha Cook
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 252
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 230
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 230
Once a Bear sets his mind on a mission, it's best to stay out of his way. Alexander "Bunny" Bunsun is that Bear. Something's not right with his cousin Chloe, and he's come to Halle, PA, to sort it out, turn his Harley around and head home to Oregon. Until an enticing scent lures him into the local tattoo shop. There she is. An inked, Southern-drawled she-Wolf with lime-green hair. His perfect mate.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Worth the wait.
- By Poppy on 04-25-17
By: Dana Marie Bell
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Jack of Hearts
- Aces & Eights, Book 1
- By: Sandra Owens
- Narrated by: Amy McFadden, Sebastian York
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 581
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 508
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 503
Alex Gentry doesn't scare easily. Working as an undercover FBI agent in the biker bar he and his brothers co-own, he hangs with deadly criminals in order to gather information. Danger is just part of the family business. But one thing has him terrified: his attraction to Madison Parker. Madison is the cousin of Ramon Alonzo, son and second in command to a notorious drug lord Alex is trying to bust. Alex has befriended Ramon as part of his cover, and Madison has unknowingly become his informant. Falling for her could risk this case - and both their lives.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Sadly This Wasn't For Me... 😥
- By Cheri on 02-26-17
By: Sandra Owens
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See Through Heart
- By: Amie Knight
- Narrated by: Chelsea Hatfield, Matthew Holland
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 278
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 252
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 253
Ainsley came into my life in a flurry of vibrant colors, lighting my world up when all seemed lost. It wasn't our quiet nights by the creek or stolen kisses surrounded by a sea of cotton that saved me. It was her. She was my comfort when life threw one ugly tragedy after another at me. Until she dealt me the greatest blow. Now, abandonment, betrayal, and death darken every corner of my life. Anger and hurt burn bright where love and trust once lived. But now she's back.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Heartbreakingly Beautiful
- By KH~ on 03-15-19
By: Amie Knight
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How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf
- By: Molly Harper
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8,606
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 7,282
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7,275
Even in Grundy, Alaska, its unusual to find a naked guy with a bear trap clamped to his ankle on your porch. But when said guy turns into a wolf, recent southern transplant Mo Wenstein has no difficulty identifying the problem.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Preternaturally Funny
- By Mariya Joldzic on 02-26-11
By: Molly Harper
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Blood Wager
- Blood Destiny, #1
- By: Connie Suttle
- Narrated by: Traci Odom
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,210
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,110
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,120
Lissa's life as a vampire begins on the day her husband is removed from life support. Turned by rogues who wager her life, Lissa is running from her maker who is determined to kill her, hunted by the Council who has branded her a rogue and blackmailed by werewolves, who utilize her newly developed talents for their own gain.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A compelling read!
- By bluestatereader on 04-04-14
By: Connie Suttle
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Winter's Guardian
- By: G. Bailey
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins, Natasha Soudek
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 417
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 382
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 383
When Winter started university with her best friend, Alex, she didn't expect to find herself in the middle of a supernatural war. Who knew saving a stray wolf could earn you the alliance of the pack? To make things more complicated, the broody and very attractive Jaxson is tasked with keeping her safe from the growing vampire threat in town. It's a shame he can't stand her and enjoys irritating the hell out of her.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Story vs Narration
- By Catherine on 06-10-18
By: G. Bailey
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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
- Half-Moon Hollow, Book 1
- By: Molly Harper
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 11,919
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 10,098
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 10,109
Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Refreshing take on the Paranormal Genre
- By Captain Skurvy on 02-21-10
By: Molly Harper
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Anaconda
- By: Lauren Landish
- Narrated by: Shannon Gunn, Brooke Hayden
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,369
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,280
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,276
Football star and Internet sensation Gavin "Anaconda" Adams is the biggest celebrity our little town has ever seen. But I had no idea who he was when I accidentally walked in on him naked. I was shocked, seeing all of him, a cocky grin on his face. I didn't know what to do. So I ran. No matter what I do, I can't get that image out of my head. To make matters worse, Gavin wants a date with me.
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2 out of 5 stars
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PLEASE GET SOMEONE NEW TO READ THIS BOOK
- By Beth Oge on 09-28-18
By: Lauren Landish
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The Accidental Werewolf
- Accidentally Friends, Book 1
- By: Dakota Cassidy
- Narrated by: Meredith Mitchell
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,827
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,678
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,677
When Marty Andrews gets bitten by a mangy mutt while walking her teacup poodle, her blond hair darkens, the hair on her legs starts growing at an alarming rate, and her mood swings put her dream job as a sales rep for Bobbie-Sue Cosmetics in serious jeopardy. Then a drool-worthy man shows up at her door claiming that he accidentally bit Marty. And since he's a werewolf, she is now, too. Thinking Keegan Flaherty is clearly insane, Marty refuses to believe a word until a kidnapping makes her realize there's more at stake than just her highlights.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Too much sex
- By CrunchySocks on 03-17-15
By: Dakota Cassidy
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Royally Entangled: A Reverse Harem Fantasy
- Her Royal Harem Series, Book 1
- By: Catherine Banks
- Narrated by: Melissa Moran
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 430
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 405
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Story4 out of 5 stars 401
Ending a war makes her a savior to some... but a target to others. Video-gamer Jolie Bernardo hadn't planned on ending a war when she moved to Jinla, but fate stepped in and thrust her into the path of four sexy princes. Now her dream to make a name for herself in the video game community is threatened, as Others are out for her blood. When the four princes of Jinla inadvertently forge a bond with her, it draws and binds them to one another. Unfortunately for them, it now means abandoning their chances of pursuing females to focus on keeping her alive.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Sorry but not a fan
- By S.Crawford on 10-21-18
By: Catherine Banks
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The Archangel: An Azrael Story
- The Soul Summoner Companion Stories, Book 3
- By: Elicia Hyder
- Narrated by: Joel Richards
- Length: 2 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 61
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 56
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 56
The Archangel of Death is the master of taking human life. But keeping mortals alive? Not exactly Azrael's forte. For thousands of years, Azrael’s greatest enemy has been silent. Leaving him in relative peace for the first time since the great angel war. Now that silence has been broken, and the Morning Star has returned with a dangerous ultimatum: Azrael can join, or watch everything he loves be destroyed. Two lives hang in the balance - Azrael’s beloved human wife, Nadine, and their unborn, part-angel son...Warren.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Phenomenal!
- By Sam on 04-02-20
By: Elicia Hyder
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Folsom
- By: Tarryn Fisher, Willow Aster
- Narrated by: Jennifer Mack, Alexander Cendese
- Length: 7 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 214
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 184
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Story4 out of 5 stars 184
The nation as we know it is a thing of the past. With the male species on the verge of extinction, a society called the End Men is formed to save the world. Folsom Donahue is one of 12 men whose sole purpose is to repopulate the Regions. The endless days spent having sex with strangers leaves Folsom with an emptiness no amount of women, money, or status can fill. Until Gwen.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Holy $hit! What did I just do??
- By Sassy Tiffany on 02-04-20
By: Tarryn Fisher, and others
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- Love to Read
- 12-07-15
A trip to hell can be fun!
Jessica McBrayer is highly inventive, and I love her version of hell. I've listened to the first three books in the series on audio and they just keep getting better. It's very embarrassing to laugh out loud while I'm taking my morning walk, but that's what this series will do to you! The narration is spot on, making the stories even more humorous. I hope the rest of the series will be in audio as well.
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- Lauren Alumbaugh
- 09-23-16
New world
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Hannah and Diel fall head over heels in love in the last book. this book picks up exactly where the last book left off and we finally get to take the journey to hell. I love this series I think it's a fun Twist on vampires demons hellhounds and a genie. The narrator does such an amazing job giving each individual character a true voice that continues throughout the entire series pulling you into this new world. I think this author and narrator are a great Duo and can't wait to read more in the series. I really can't wait to find out what the new character is going to be like.
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- MolllyT
- 05-03-16
These in-laws really are from hell
Hannah/Ganja Girl/Goth Girl and her life mate, Diel have to spend Christmas with his parents---in hell! And that's just what the visit turns out to be. At one point, even fun-loving Diel has had it and turns into the Real Demon that he is. With wardrobe help from Lily, and more than moral support from everyone's favorite jinn, this is a fun tale for us, but a nightmare for the undead.
Valerie Gilbert continues to voice everyone clearly and delightfully.
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- Karina Larson
- 07-04-17
love this series
I really liked this book. the plot was great, I'm so happy for Hannah and Deal! I would recommend this series to others. I was very entertained and the narration was excellent!
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- Ana
- 08-20-18
Annoyng narrator
murder to my ears. so bad wanna finish but so hard to listen to narrator who seems to think all the volume change is charming. negative
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