Suck My Life
A Paranormal Chick Lit Novel (Sucking Dead, Book 1)
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Rachel Woods
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Andie M. Long
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Mya
One minute I'm working in a bookshop and the next minute a vampire decides to kill me. Enter the tall, dark, handsome stranger who’s been hanging around the store lately. He has a deal he says I can’t refuse. I can either a) die or b) become a vampire and Queen of the Wayward.
Great choices there, hey? Obviously, I choose option b.
So here I am, trying to get used to not only being undead, but to my new royal role where I'm in charge of the Home of Wayward Souls. Yep, any newly dead spirits that are wild, unhappy, and out to cause trouble. All mine.
Oh, and there's another tiny thing I need to get my head around. The guy who prevented my demise? He's Death himself. The grim reaper took a shine to me and wants to take me on a date.
Suck. My. Life.
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Loved this story!
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Snarky and Sweet
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A cute sassy read!
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My only complaint is I wish it was longer! I can't wait to find out what happens to the rest of the characters.
I listened to the audiobook of this, and loved it! I think that hearing the voices gives you so much more as a reader. You really can feel the emotions.
Death/New Vampire, breaking curses, found family,
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