Soup

By: M.M. Delorey

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Warning: This book is not intended for everyone. Joe is a vile human that does disgusting and offensive things, both to himself and to others.

Meet Joe, a professional thief with a knack for finding the interesting spots in life—like the cramped closet of a centuries-old Victorian mansion. With crap timing, Joe goes in to pilfer a few trinkets. To avoid ultimately get caught, he stumbles upon the worst hiding spot imaginable... which is also the best thing that ever happened to him. With filthy floors, secret passageways, and more cobwebs than he ever asked for, he decides this would be the perfect place to plant some roots. There’s so much dust, so little time, and let’s be honest—a whole lot of sweat involved. Will he settle down and play house? One man’s quest for a place to belong will leave you wondering just how much he can really get away with—especially when the home is already occupied.