Something That May Shock and Discredit You

By: Daniel M. Lavery

Narrated by: Daniel M. Lavery

“One of our smartest, most inventive humor writers, Ortberg combines bathos and the devotional into a revelation.” —Jordy Rosenberg, The New York Times Book Review

From the New York Times bestselling author of Texts From Jane Eyre and Merry Spinster, writer of Slate’s “Dear Prudence” column, and cofounder of The Toast comes a hilarious and stirring collection of essays and cultural observations spanning pop culture—from the endearingly popular to the staggeringly obscure.

Daniel M. Lavery is known for blending genres, forms, and sources to develop fascinating new hybrids—from lyric rants to horror recipes to pornographic scripture. In his most personal work to date, he turns his attention to the essay, offering vigorous and laugh-out-loud funny accounts of both popular and highbrow culture while mixing in meditations on gender transition, family dynamics, and the many meanings of faith.

From a thoughtful analysis of the beauty of William Shatner to a sinister reimagining of HGTV’s House Hunters, and featuring figures as varied as Anne of Green Gables, Columbo, Nora Ephron, Apollo, and the cast of Mean Girls, Something That May Shock and Discredit You is a hilarious and emotionally exhilarating compendium that combines personal history with cultural history to make you see yourself and those around you entirely anew. It further establishes Lavery as one of the most innovative and engaging voices of his generation—and it may just change the way you think about Lord Byron forever.

©2020 Daniel Mallory Ortberg (P)2020 Simon & Schuster Audio

Critic reviews

"Fans of Ortberg will welcome his signature wit in this impossible-to-classify audiobook. Though newcomers may feel slightly adrift, Ortberg's narration is undeniably powerful. He combines memoir, Biblical exegesis, and trans retellings of fiction and myth into a book about gender and transition unlike any other." —Winner of an AudioFile Earphones Award, AudioFile Magazine

"A delightful hybrid of a book…blends genres with expert facility….Throughout, Ortberg's writing is vulnerable but confident, specific but never narrow, literal and lyrical. The author is refreshingly unafraid of his own uncertainty, but he's always definitive where it counts….You'll laugh, you'll cry, often both at once. Everyone should read this extraordinary book.” —Kirkus Reviews (starred review)

"Ortberg brings the full force of his wit and literary depth to this genre-bending essay collection, [which] intersperses searingly honest passages about his journey as a transgender man with laugh-out-loud funny literary pastiche….an often hilarious, sometimes discomfiting, but invariably honest account of one man’s becoming.” —Publishers Weekly

Excellent on every level

This book was weird, hilarious, heartfelt, and brilliant. I thoroughly enjoyed every bit of it, and am very glad I read/listened to it. I'm generally not much of an audiobook person to be honest, but Daniel Lavery reads it extremely well, and I don't at all regret buying it in this medium.

Resonates, hard.

If you grew up megachurch fundie (specifically of the Willow Creek Community Church 1991-2009) the narration will give you chills. It’s a must listen.

Self-reflections that gave me pause and delight

Daniel mixes wit, vulnerability, and copious literary allusions in a way few can do. It was a delight to hear his words in his voice.

This tale of self-discovery may have shocked Marcus Aurelius...

... or maybe not. Either way, this is a highly entertaining and thought-provoking book. It is, of course, a personal story about transitioning but it is also about the kind of self-exploration that enables all of us to grow and become the best possible versions of ourselves.
It is also a very moving and very funny guide through the narrator’s outer and inner lives. It is a tale worthy of the telling and told well.

Literary, hilarious, and deeply felt

I loved the transmasc experience filtered through classic lit, the bible, and film. Was great to read about someone walking a path similar to mine.

thoughtful, funny, and heady

the narrator was great and really made this audiobook. there were so many references to ancient literature that the metaphors were tough to follow but the authors thoughtful reflection on transgender transition and funny reflections made it worth it.

I tried, I really did! 0.5 of a star

I could not tolerate the abundant biblical references. I quit at Chapter Three and I am usually one to force my way through even the most challenging book.

Better Suited as a PowerPoint Presentation

The author gives it their all, but it's not enough to save this work which feels like a very lengthy tone poem at times, and like it should be accompanied by a snappy PowerPoint deck at other times. It doesn't make me happy to have an unpleasant review of this work. I earnestly wanted to like it.

Simply awful and unintelligible.

This book sounds like someone who is reading a set of stream-of-consciousness, poorly-written, teen-angst-saturated "Dear Diary" entries, interspersed with often loooooooong quotes from the Bible.

Exhausting is the most generous I am willing to be. Nails on a blackboard, cringingly, narcissistic and nonsensical.

I will be returning.

I wish I liked it

I really wanted to like this, but it was way too heavy on the Bible stuff. I'm not religious and could not take it. I made it a couple hours in before giving up.