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Dakota Krout
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A new challenge is thrown down. The world’s secret is revealed. All probabilities were wrong.
Nacho had zero intentions to make friends. He certainly had no plans to be put in the unenviable position of being the leader of a guild. But if there’s one thing that he excels at, it certainly isn’t cooking. No, he’s far better at rolling with the punches and making sure the people around him survive. When literal monsters are everywhere, that’s the kind of person you want in charge.
But this world isn’t what he’s been expecting. Things are different. He is different. By succeeding so much, so fast, humanity has unlocked the next stage of the Juxtaposition, years before they’re ready for it. A legendary weapon is up for grabs, and the first guild to grab it will solidify their stranglehold of Kansas City. All Nacho needs to do is find a path to something he’s never heard of before, look for something that shouldn’t exist, and keep his people alive.
Time to hold on tight and chase that dragon.
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Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
By: Andy Weir
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George Orwell’s 1984
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- By: George Orwell, Joe White - adaptation
- Narrated by: Andrew Garfield, Cynthia Erivo, Andrew Scott, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 27 mins
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8,098
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 7,707
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7,706
It’s 1984, and life has changed beyond recognition. Airstrip One, formerly known as Great Britain, is a place where Big Brother is always watching, and nobody can hide. Except, perhaps, for Winston Smith. Whilst working at the Ministry of Truth, rewriting history, he secretly dreams of freedom. And in a world where love and sex are forbidden, where it’s hard to distinguish between friend and foe, he meets Julia and O’Brien and vows to rebel.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Revelation!
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Starter Villain
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10,454
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9,293
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9,287
Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
- By C. White on 09-19-23
By: John Scalzi
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The Martian
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 33,533
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Story5 out of 5 stars 33,429
Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
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Artemis
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A ferrari with no motor
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By: Andy Weir
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Temporal
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,049
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,999
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,000
In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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3 out of 5 stars
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It was ok.
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- Jeffrey Johnson
- 03-19-24
love the story!
great writing and voice actors pair well to an unbelievable performance of this story taking you through the hell scape of AKS.
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- tom j stalcup
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great narration and a unique twist on apocalypse survival.
I love the pacing and how it blends past and present to form unique characters and interesting worlds mechanics.
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- Xxtonic
- 07-21-24
Lots of puns.
Real good, things really picked up towards the end. Good action, and the plot is interesting.
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- Michael
- 02-07-24
Another masterpiece.
As always Dakota never disappoints. I was skeptical of a litrpg where food was a major element but somehow it works so well.
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- Thomas
- 02-22-24
great narrator and original story
Pretty unique take on a sort of isekai story. Very entertaining and easy to listen to.
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- Noah Lewis
- 02-14-24
It's not easy to make a sequel that measures up to the original. This one certainly does.
I am very much looking forward to the third installment, if this trend of excellence continues!
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- suzy
- 02-29-24
epic food fights
I loved this book and the series is a part of. I love that it is good based and that it is about a battle chef.
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- Brian Layman
- 02-15-24
Sometimes lunch is even better than breakfast.
I liked the second book more than the first, which was mostly world building. Admittedly it is a strange world and the building was by necessity extreme. I liked this one because it had a lot of meat to it. Many things got done that in this genre could possibly have been painfully spread out across 24 books. Some story lines were shut down while others were expanded, leaving a lot of room to expand. Book 3 should be incredible!
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- Jason Hunter
- 03-10-24
I would’ve gone with “Fire Sharters” for those mosquitos
Love having a chill, humor filled story in the genre! Just as good as the first!
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- Ouroboros 9
- 02-24-24
Just buy it, cheese bags!
Corny and entertaining, just what you expect if you’re listening to this tale of the juxtaposition. Another great installment leading to the final confrontation with Arriod and the cross humans.
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