Sew You Want to Be a Hero
Threadbare, Volume 2
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Tim Gerard Reynolds
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Andrew Seiple
About this listen
Threadbare has not had a very good time of it recently. His little girl has been taken from him, and he must travel the kingdom, finding allies old and new, living and dead, to help him rescue Celia.
Fortunately, he's got a voice now and access to all those fun skills he couldn't before use. He may only be a very small teddy bear, but he's got the persistence to plow through dungeons of rascally raccoon monsters, the wiles to turn a town full of undead on its ear, and the sanity to survive an encounter with a mediocre old one.
However, Threadbare's little girl is growing up now, and her own path is hard and brutal. Will she even have a use for her old teddy bear when they meet again? Will they both survive the encounter?
Warning: Contains profanity, violence, and a creepy villain who likes tentacles way too much.
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In the real world, twenty-one-year-old library sciences student Tina Anderson is invisible and under-appreciated, but in the VR-game Forever Fantasy Online she's Roxxy—the respected leader and main tank of a top-tier raiding guild. Her brother, James Anderson, has a similar problem. IRL he’s a college drop-out struggling under debt, but in FFO he's famous—an explorer known all over the world for doing every quest and collecting the rarest items.
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1 out of 5 stars
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The cover art is great....
- By Johnny Jeppesen on 08-18-18
By: Rachel Aaron, and others
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The Archemi Online Chronicles Boxset: Books 1, 2 & 3
- A LitRPG Epic Fantasy Series (The Archemi Online Chronicles)
- By: James Osiris Baldwin
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Jeff Hays, Laurie Catherine Winkel, and others
- Length: 45 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 396
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 353
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Before being conscripted to fight in the Total War, Private Hector Park had a shattered family, a collection of old video games, and a promising career as a motorcycle stuntman. Now, he is dying from a virus threatening humankind with extinction. He has three days to live. When Hector’s brother contacts him after years of hostile silence, Hector goes to try and make peace. But his brother offers him something even better: the chance to cheat death by joining him in Archemi, a full-immersion fantasy VR-RPG video game.
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4 out of 5 stars
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fun narration & characters buuut...
- By ERIC ESTES on 01-29-24
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Touch the Dark
- Cassandra Palmer, Book 1
- By: Karen Chance
- Narrated by: Cynthia Holloway
- Length: 12 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,164
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 781
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Story4 out of 5 stars 793
Cassandra Palmer can see the future and communicate with spirits - talents that make her attractive to the dead and the undead alike. The ghosts of the dead aren't usually dangerous; they just like to talk...a lot. The undead are another matter. Like any sensible girl, Cassie tries to avoid vampires, but when the bloodsucking mafioso she escaped three years ago finds Cassie again with vengeance on his mind, she's forced to turn to the vampire Senate for protection.
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1 out of 5 stars
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On and on and on with no point....OMG so ANNOYING
- By Katherine on 04-09-13
By: Karen Chance
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Storm Front
- The Dresden Files, Book 1
- By: Jim Butcher
- Narrated by: James Marsters
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 56,069
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 49,015
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 48,933
A call from a distraught wife, and another from Lt. Murphy of the Chicago PD Special Investigation Unit makes Harry believe things are looking up, but they are about to get worse, much worse. Someone is harnessing immense supernatural forces to commit a series of grisly murders. Someone has violated the first law of magic: Thou Shalt Not Kill. Tracking that someone takes Harry into the dangerous underbelly of Chicago, from mobsters to vampires....
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4 out of 5 stars
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Excellent Story, Distracting Sound Engineering
- By Tom on 05-20-10
By: Jim Butcher
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Caverns and Creatures: Volume I (Books 1-4)
- By: Robert Bevan
- Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
- Length: 32 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,887
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,682
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,674
Swords. Sorcery. Dick Jokes. Truly do the gods smile upon you, dear listener, for the first four books in the hilarious Caverns and Creatures series are now available in one audiobook set. Join Tim, Dave, Julian, and Cooper as they are thrown into a hostile fantasy world filled with magic and monsters, and ruled over by a cruel and sadistic game master who taunts and harasses them while he sits back and eats their fried chicken.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A great listen, but don't listen while in public!
- By Jonathan on 06-26-19
By: Robert Bevan
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Eden's Gate: The Reborn
- A LitRPG Adventure, Book 1
- By: Edward Brody
- Narrated by: Pavi Proczko
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 5,138
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 4,746
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4,735
When Gunnar Long is transported into the first fully-immersive virtual MMORPG, he finds himself in a new world filled with magic, mystery, and adventure. No more 9-to-5 job. No more studio apartment. No more reality TV. Finally, he's in a place where he can call home, a place with people he can call friends. But as more people want to trade their real world lives to get inside Eden's Gate, the government of the outside world wants the "game" shut down at all costs.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good start
- By Dawn on 04-15-17
By: Edward Brody
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Dire: Fate
- The Dire Saga, Book 0.5
- By: Andrew Seiple
- Narrated by: Amy McFadden
- Length: 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 330
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 283
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All Doctor Dire wants to do is save the world. But those pesky heroes keep getting in the way, and it's all she can do to give them a good fight without killing them. Supervillainy is such an underappreciated job these days....
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5 out of 5 stars
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A good taste
- By AV on 02-23-21
By: Andrew Seiple
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Dodge Tank
- Crystal Shards Online Series, Book 1
- By: Rick Scott
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,194
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,012
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,010
Ryan's life sucks. His brother is a jerk, his mom is sick, and his legs are next to useless thanks to a neurological disorder. Plus the world ended two centuries ago from nuclear war. Now the only escape from reality being the massive VR world of Crystal Shards Online. But even in the game, Ryan's life sucks. He works as a miner, earning not nearly enough to afford the operation that will save his mom. When Ryan discovers an item that grants the ability to dodge any attack, however, he has the chance to become one of the game world's most elite and sought after players: a Dodge Tank.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Multiple Classes?! Mostly, but Multiple Classes!!
- By Sheldon "Tech" on 06-17-18
By: Rick Scott
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The Nate Temple Series: Books 0-3
- The Nate Temple Series Boxset Book 1
- By: Shayne Silvers
- Narrated by: Joel Richards
- Length: 41 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 998
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 904
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 899
My name is Nate Temple, and I’m secretly a wizard. I ride a foul-mouthed unicorn, I drink with Achilles, and I’m pals with the Four Horsemen. I’ve even cow-tipped the Minotaur. I understand the theory of following the rules...I’m just not very good at the application. Because rules were meant to be broken, and St. Louis has a bit of a supernatural infestation these days. Someone should probably be keeping an eye on these things -and probably an eye on me, too. Before I blow up another building...or three.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Basically Batman with lizard brain
- By Ross Hageman on 04-01-20
By: Shayne Silvers
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Rebirth Online
- Rebirth Online, Book 1
- By: Michael James Ploof
- Narrated by: Tristan Morris
- Length: 5 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 258
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 235
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Story4 out of 5 stars 236
Sam Sullivan has spent the last year of his life paralyzed. Unable to afford the state-of-the-art surgery needed to repair his spinal cord, Sam has lost all hope. But when the first fully immersive virtual-reality game goes live, Sam is given a second chance at life. If Sam can rise through the ranks and claim his kingdom, he just might be able to earn enough money to afford the surgery he so badly needs. Sam enters Rebirth Online excited to begin his adventure, but within 15 minutes of spawning in the game, he is robbed, beaten, and left for dead.
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2 out of 5 stars
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to know that genre or to Pander to everyone
- By Cory on 03-04-19
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The Palace Job
- Rogues of the Republic, Book 1
- By: Patrick Weekes
- Narrated by: Justine Eyre
- Length: 11 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,194
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,080
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,075
Loch is seeking revenge. It would help if she wasn’t in jail. The plan: To steal a priceless elven manuscript that once belonged to her family, but is now in the hands of the most powerful man in the Republic. To do so, Loch - former soldier, former prisoner, and current fugitive - must assemble a crack team of magical misfits that includes a cynical illusionist, a shape shifting unicorn, a repentant death priestess, a talking magical war hammer, and a lad with seemingly no skills.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Awful narration
- By 9littlebees on 12-18-15
By: Patrick Weekes
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Hero of Thera
- By: Eric Nylund
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 11 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 958
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 904
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 901
Be a hero in the ultimate game. Are you a top-rated gamer? Then you might have the skills to play the Game...where players are sponsored by actual demon lords, gods and goddesses, or Lovecraftian nightmares. Enter Thera, a real kingdom at the crossroads of many other worlds, but with all the augmented-reality interfaces, character progression, and game mechanics that players know and love.
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5 out of 5 stars
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you will have a load of fun
- By Midwestbonsai on 09-12-17
By: Eric Nylund
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Reboot
- Afterlife Online, Book 1
- By: Domino Finn
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James
- Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 944
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 869
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 867
Tad Lonnerman is having a crappy day stuck in crappy traffic late to a crappy meeting. On the bright side, his game development career is the only non-crappy thing he has going for him, so life isn't all bad. At least until he dies. Now Tad finds himself uploaded to a beta test of Haven, an unannounced hyper-immersive MMO where the dead have a second chance at life. It's not virtual reality, it's digital reality. A true afterlife online. Except Haven isn't exactly blissful paradise.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Fantasy LitRPG meets Frat house...
- By Swiftblade on 02-15-18
By: Domino Finn
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Kissed by Darkness
- A Sunwalker Saga Novel, Book 1
- By: Shéa MacLeod
- Narrated by: Emily Sutton-Smith
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 474
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 426
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Story4 out of 5 stars 427
Bounty hunter Morgan Bailey is still recouping from her latest vampire kill when she receives a new assignment: hunt down the sunwalker who stole a priceless amulet from a mysterious millionaire. Sunwalkers - vampires who are immune to sunlight - are notoriously difficult to find, let alone kill, but Morgan’s not worried. She’s never met a vampire she couldn’t dust. But when this particular sunwalker comes looking for her…well, all bets are off.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Naff cover interesting original twist/plot
- By leanne on 10-19-12
By: Shéa MacLeod
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Patch 17
- By: G. Akella
- Narrated by: Zach Villa
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,137
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,060
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,061
A new update arrives to the ultra-popular online game, Realm of Arkon. With Patch 17, the level of immersion experienced by players in their gaming capsules has made virtual reality indistinguishable from the real world. But every gamer's dream becomes a nightmare for Roman Kozhevnikov after he gets confined to Arkon against his will. And not just to Arkon, but to its deadliest zone - Demon Grounds. Playing - or rather living - as his character Krian, it's not just about survival for Roman.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Excellent story, great narrator...except...
- By Fitzwibble on 04-06-17
By: G. Akella
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Bone Shop
- A Marla Mason Novel
- By: T. A. Pratt
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 223
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 195
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Story4 out of 5 stars 197
Marla Mason is the chief sorcerer of Felport, a woman who's tangled with gods and monsters and come out on top (if a bit damaged in the process). Bone Shop tells the story of Marla's evolution from runaway to sorcerer's apprentice to mercenary magician and beyond. Fans of the urban fantasy series from Bantam Spectra that began with Blood Engines will find surprising secrets revealed about Marla's past, and new listeners can get to know the character from the very beginning.
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3 out of 5 stars
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LIKE LIVING IN A FRAT HOUSE
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 07-12-17
By: T. A. Pratt
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Bunker Core
- Core Control, Book 1
- By: Andrew Seiple
- Narrated by: Mark Boyett
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 928
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 842
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 841
Wynne might have been human once. It's hard to say. Now he's a bunker core, a nanomachine controller responsible for an entire complex. Of course, the place is a bit wrecked. And the world outside is in ruins. And he's pretty sure that whoever put him here is going to come looking for him at some point....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Glorious
- By Chax on 03-20-19
By: Andrew Seiple
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Pathfinder Tales: Shy Knives
- By: Sam Sykes
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 59
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 53
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 53
Shaia "Shy" Ratani is a clever rogue who makes her living outside of strictly legal methods. While hiding out in the frontier city of Yanmass, she accepts a job solving a nobleman's murder, only to find herself sucked into a plot involving an invading centaur army that could see the whole city burned to the ground. Shy could stop that from happening, but doing so would involve revealing herself to the former friends who now want her dead.
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4 out of 5 stars
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pretty good
- By chuck on 11-03-16
By: Sam Sykes
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- Psiwizard
- 06-19-19
Loved it!!!
A good 2nd to the 1st. Everything was well maintained and not overdone. I really enjoyed it.
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- Big Fan
- 09-09-18
this book is amazing you should read it it is good
this book is one of the best books that I have ever read you should really read it
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- Brian D. Hughes
- 05-19-21
Not as good as the 1st book
But still entertaining enough. A lot of tedious and fairly repetitious progression ranking up. stats and grinding amidst the slow but steady continuation of the story. Meh.
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- Nat
- 05-07-21
love it!
Threadbear has become such a beloved character to me. this series is a new favorite of mine and I am so glad to have picked it up! I don't want it to end!
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- Booniecat
- 08-08-18
a great continuation
a great continuation of the story of Threadbear and his friends. more characters added, more jokes and sly references, and more character development (and not just in stats).
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- Ben
- 10-20-21
no right to be so good!
this series shouldn't be as good as it is, but it's incredible! I love the leveling, I love the characters, and I love that it never goes the way you'd expect! keep it up Andrew!
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-29-18
Great second book
Great continuation of the story. I couldn't stop listening to it. Can't wait for more
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- Brentwood
- 09-04-21
gaining traction
still think the f bombs are unnecessary. this story is pg 13 so the language doesn't line up. solid 4;stars otherwise
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- Kristen R. Daniels
- 05-03-22
Great sequel
I liked it as much as the first book, although the parts with the king aren't as good as when threadbare is front and center. Very creative and great narration.
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- Jeffery
- 06-12-23
Not for kids
While the first book was mostly safe for younger readers in the age appropriate content realm of Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings, book two of the Threadbare series adds more dark content, light adult content, and foul language. Don't get me wrong, the story is still excellent and still whimsical. It's just whimsical as F#&*)! with a lot of sexual or dark innuendo spread throughout. The story of a teddy bear that goes out to save his person is surprising heart-warming when the foul mouthed dwarf or Orc shaman aren't cussing or making lightly veiled raunchy statements. Unless you are a heartless demon, you can't help but like the MC. There are many positive messages throughout and I don't think it would be that hard to remove the questionable content and make the next middle school reading list. Well worth the read and I got book 3 in the sale too, so I'm off to read that. The only real complaint I have is that the character status reading must be 5 minutes, but luckily it's only read occasionally, and tapping the 30-second forward button several times fixes that.
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