Safety Protocols for Human Holidays
A Holiday to Remember
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Angel Martinez
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Someone has to fix their broken human. Raskli's not sure why it has to be her.
As a security officer on an interspecies ship, Growlan Raskli's experienced in heading off species-specific aberrant behaviors in order to keep the peace. But when her captain asks her to find out what's bothering their sole human crew member, Raskli's out of her depths. She hardly knows anything about humans, and she's not a psych doctor.
Something's definitely upset human Jen, something to do with human holidays. The more time Raskli spends studying humans and interacting with the intriguing human Jen, the more personal the assignment becomes. Determined to lift the dark cloud from human Jen, Raskli will do whatever it takes - within safe parameters, of course.
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Senior co-administrator of the Norcoast Salmon Research Facility, Dr. Mackenzie Connor was a biologist who studied the spawning habits of salmon. Then, last season, just as she and Dr. Emily Mamani were starting their research, they were interrupted by the arrival of Brymm, the first Dhryn to set foot on Earth. And suddenly everything changed for Mac, Emily, Brymn, the human race, and all the member races of the Interspecies Union. Base was attacked, Em was kidnapped by the mysterious Ro, and Mac and brymn had to flee for their lives to the Dhryn home world.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Love the story - 'hero's' voice not for me
- By GADFLY64 on 11-04-20
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Vork
- Mail-Order Brides of Crakair, Book 1
- By: Ava Ross
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Tawnia Murray
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,335
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,238
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,239
Burned by an ex, the last thing Evie wants is a husband, especially a seven-foot-tall, green-skinned alien. But when she applies to the Extraterrestrial Matchmaking Service on a dare, she's paired with Vork and sent to Crakair as a mail-order bride. Vork is big and dangerous, and he hits all her buttons. Passion sparks between them, but does she dare trust this sexy alien with her heart?
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3 out of 5 stars
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Fully romance
- By Carol on 05-22-21
By: Ava Ross
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Maid for an Alien Prince
- A SciFi Alien Romance (Intergalactic Exchange Program, Book 1)
- By: Roxie Ray
- Narrated by: Phoenix McKay
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 123
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 117
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 116
I won’t be forced into alien servitude. I’ve spent my life mucking out the houses of the rich and famous. I know what they’re really like. They think they can take whatever they want. I learned that the hard way.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Whine, Cliche, Unrealistic, and Repeat
- By CCW on 03-10-21
By: Roxie Ray
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Cathian
- By: Laurann Dohner
- Narrated by: Callie Dalton
- Length: 3 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,717
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,539
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,534
When Nara Barns and her tiny crew find themselves with a choice between jail or the sex-slave auction block, it’s an easy choice. Especially when they plan to escape their buyers as soon as possible, anyway. Even better, Nara’s buyer wants her for just six days, long enough to get him through his heat until women from his planet can come to his aid. Six days and then freedom? Sign her up. However, Nara’s completely unprepared for the impact Captain Cathian Vellar has on her body.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Cathian
- By whatcha.listening.to on 10-06-19
By: Laurann Dohner
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Steamed
- A Steampunk Romance
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Jonathan Davis, Bianca Amato
- Length: 9 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 131
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 107
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Story4 out of 5 stars 106
Award-winning author Katie MacAlister has published dozens of acclaimed novels. When Captain Octavia Pye discovers people not wearing proper 19th-century fashions aboard her Victorian airship, she wonders if they’re pirates. The reality is—they’re actually from an alternate universe.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Not worth the 9 hours
- By Erika on 08-18-11
By: Katie MacAlister
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Good Deeds
- By: Kathryn Moon
- Narrated by: Cassandra Medcalf, Jarman Day
- Length: 7 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 111
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 105
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 105
Nötchka Uumian, solo-scavenger and pilot, only came to Bandalier for business. But when her first ever heat cycle hits, she has two choices: Get off the planet or find somewhere safe to ride out the heatburns. Determined to never end up mated and trapped in a kitchen, she heads into the Droid district. You can’t mate if the other person isn’t an organic, right?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Loved this book!
- By Jess Awad on 03-18-23
By: Kathryn Moon
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Found by the Alien Fire Prince
- A SciFi Alien Romance (Lost in the Stars, Book 1)
- By: Lindsey Devin
- Narrated by: Maggie Chambers
- Length: 7 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 46
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 44
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 43
I left the Earth to get away from my controlling ex, and I refuse to fall into another man's arms...not even an amazingly masculine alien that awakens an uncontrollable attraction within me. Bask is the definition of alpha male and my opposite in every way. He comes from an alien species full of domineering males, and I'm not interested. I can't deny that I'm hot for him, but I'm not willing to be his submissive little female. When our ship crashes, he goes into protector mode. He thinks I'm a helpless human. I might not have the power to summon fire at my fingertips, but I'm not weak.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Hated the female character
- By E Ivet Q on 11-16-21
By: Lindsey Devin
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Spice 'N' Solace
- By: KC Burn
- Narrated by: Richard Magnus
- Length: 3 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 322
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 300
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 300
Every year, Jathan One-Moon faces increasing pressure that he marry and have children. What Jathan really wants is a male mate that can enjoy both playful sex and his more dominant nature. To tame his stress, Jathan orders a male escort from Spice 'n' Solace, the premier male brothel in the Galactic Alliance - and is thrilled to be sent a man whose air of innocence and obvious desire for Jathan arouse him like never before.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Awesome K.C. Burn book!
- By Candateshia Pafford on 11-02-13
By: KC Burn
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Mimic and the Space Engineer Omnibus
- Space Shifter Chronicles, Books 1-3
- By: James David Victor
- Narrated by: Nick Tecosky
- Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 73
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 62
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 62
Higgens has the best job in the galaxy. Except for the fact that he’s technically a janitor on a galactic mining vessel. When he discovers an unknown alien species, his world gets turned upside down. He will have to find unlikely allies if he is going to save his new friend and help her build a new home. The Mimic and the Space Engineer boxed set contains the first three books in the Space Shifter Chronicles. If you like fast-paced space adventures with engaging, and quirky, characters, you will love Higgens, Mimic, and their adventures in space.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Interesting premise, but I've read better
- By Reviewer on 12-05-20
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Black Phoenix
- By: Wayne Wightman, B. V. Larson
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel
- Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 182
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 162
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 162
Earth’s first colony ship finally reaches the target world. The excitement of planetfall is indescribable, but quickly transforms into sick disappointment when they find the atmosphere is a roiling mass of hydrochloric acid, carbon dioxide, and other deadly poisons. They fly onward, seeking better planets. They find them, but none are ideal. The search goes on for a century, then longer still. As they move farther from Earth, aliens discover the intruding ship, and they begin to investigate humanity. They find our species unacceptable.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Uggggh
- By JonH on 09-20-19
By: Wayne Wightman, and others
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The Alien’s Future
- Drixonian Warriors
- By: Ella Maven
- Narrated by: Heather Costa, Jeffrey Kafer
- Length: 2 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 17
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 17
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Story5 out of 5 stars 17
Space ship travel when you've been kidnapped sucks. I don't get a pillow, there's no snacks, and worst of all—the whole ship crashes. Except, it doesn't crash on Earth, or even Mars. Nope, I'm in a whole new galaxy on a foreign planet and some body-builder-looking blue horned aliens with lots of piercings have decided I'm their new play thing. And not in a good way. Until one alien decides he's not going to share, and maybe I have a concussion from the crash, because I'm all about the possessive way he protects me. But there's no way he'll fight his whole clan for me . . . right?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Loved!
- By Katie on 06-24-24
By: Ella Maven
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Will Save the Galaxy for Food
- By: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Narrated by: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Length: 10 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10,994
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 10,108
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 10,089
Space travel just isn't what it used to be. With the invention of quantum teleportation, space heroes aren't needed anymore. When one particularly unlucky ex-adventurer masquerades as famous pilot and hate figure Jacques McKeown, he's sucked into an ever-deepening corporate and political intrigue. Between space pirates, adorable deadly creatures, and a missing fortune in royalties, saving the universe was never this difficult!
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great
- By K. F. on 03-09-17
By: Yahtzee Croshaw
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Crystal Soldier
- Liaden Universe Books of Before, Book 1
- By: Sharon Lee, Steve Miller
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins
- Length: 13 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 359
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 317
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Story4 out of 5 stars 321
Centuries in the past, mankind fought a seemingly unbeatable adversary from sector to sector across the Spiral Arm until the war ground to a standstill and the Enemy withdrew. Believing that they had won, the citizens of the galaxy rebuilt. The Inner Worlds, which had escaped the worst of the war's ravages, became even more insular, while the Rim worlds adopted a free and easy way with law and order. Now, hundreds of years after their withdrawal, the Enemy is back - and this time they'll be satisfied with nothing less than the extinction of the galaxy.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Finally, Liaden on Audible
- By Charlie on 09-05-12
By: Sharon Lee, and others
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The Wolf at the Door
- The Big Bad Wolf Series, Book 1
- By: Charlie Adhara
- Narrated by: Erik Bloomquist
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 517
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 475
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 475
Hunting for big bad wolves was never part of Agent Cooper Dayton's plan, but a werewolf attack lands him in the carefully guarded Bureau of Special Investigations. A new case comes with a new partner: ruggedly sexy werewolf Oliver Park. Park is an agent of The Trust, a werewolf oversight organization working to ease escalating tensions with the BSI. But as far as Cooper's concerned, it's failing. As they investigate a series of mysterious deaths unlike anything they've seen, every bone in Cooper's body is suspicious of his new partner....
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1 out of 5 stars
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TERRIBLE MONOTONE NARRATOR
- By 🎧📚 addict📚🎧 on 11-07-19
By: Charlie Adhara
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Gabriel’s Ghost
- The Dock Five Universe Series, Book 1
- By: Linnea Sinclair
- Narrated by: Dina Pearlman
- Length: 13 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 262
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 208
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Story4 out of 5 stars 212
After a decade of piloting interstellar patrol ships, former captain Chasidah Bergren, onetime pride of the Sixth Fleet, finds herself court-martialed for a crime she didn't commit and shipped off to a remote prison planet from which no one ever escapes. But when she kills a brutal guard in an act of self-defense, someone even more dangerous emerges from the shadows. Gabriel Sullivan alpha mercenary, smuggler, and rogue is supposed to be dead.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Gray Fuzzy Soft Laser Pulse Rifle
- By Paul on 06-06-11
By: Linnea Sinclair
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Up for Heir
- Rosavia Royals, Book 1
- By: Stella Starling
- Narrated by: Kieran Flitton
- Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 71
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 65
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 65
After spending half his life dodging his duty to the crown, the rebel heir to the Rosavian throne has been told in no uncertain terms that it’s time to settle down. Crown Prince Leopold has one month and a vetted list of suitable princesses, and he will announce his engagement during Rosavia’s Royal Ball. But Leo’s got his own ideas about what really suits him.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Boring and repetitive
- By Karlene Anderson on 08-26-20
By: Stella Starling
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- GG
- 12-23-20
Charming!
Such a fun story, it really made me smile and laugh. Really enjoyed the creativity with all the different characters!
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- Natalie Nicole
- 12-19-20
An intergalactic romance in time for the holiday!
Just in time for the holidays, Angel Martinez has something truly wonderful for us. Security officer Growlan Raskli is given the task of finding out what is wrong with the sole human crewmember assigned to an interspecies ship. Using the expertise in investigations, Raskli discovers that the human is feeling isolated and alone during a time her world would be celebrating holidays that occur near the winter solstice. The security officer also discovers friendship and intimacy with the human--something they didn't know they needed or wanted but appreciating all the same. This book demonstrates the author's sensitivity and love for intergalactic romance and is brilliantly narrated by LailaP!
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