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Madison Woolsey
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Melody Mornay
About this listen
Kat, 17, likes to think of herself as above the crowd. She's not like the other girls at her high school - giggly, gossipy, shallow, boy-crazy, and hopelessly obsessed with their appearance.
Instead, Kat is introspective, thinks deep thoughts, and even likes science. In fact, she's the only girl in Mr. Knopick's science class who's actually looking forward to dissecting a cat. In short, Kat's a nerd.
So, when she falls into a deep crush with Alec - the gorgeous new boy in school - Kat is dismayed to find that deep inside, under her serious plain-Jane exterior, she's just like those popular girls: silly, self-conscious, and suddenly worried about what to wear.
It gets better for her when Alec invites her to the senior prom. Maybe, it's not so awful to fit in for a change? But then things get worse. So much worse. We're talking really bad. We're talking killer zombies attacking her school bad.
How can so much go wrong so fast?
©2020 Melody Mornay (P)2020 Andrew RolstonListeners also enjoyed...
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 30
Ezra Slevin is an anxious, neurotic insomniac who spends his nights questioning his place in the universe and his days obsessing over Imogen, a nerdy girl with gigantic eyebrows and a heart of gold. For weeks, Ezra has been working up the courage to invite Imogen to prom. The only problem is Imogen's protective best friend, Wynonna Jones. Wynonna has blue hair, jams to 80s rock, and has made a career out of tormenting Ezra for as long as he can remember. Then, on the night of a total solar eclipse, something strange happens to Ezra and Wynonna - and they wake up in each other's bodies.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Just soooooo good!
- By Tamra L. Torero-linares on 06-21-19
By: Preston Norton
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Dumplin'
- By: Julie Murphy
- Narrated by: Eileen Stevens
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,790
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,629
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,633
Dubbed "Dumplin'" by her former beauty queen mom, Willowdean has always been at home in her own skin. Her thoughts on having the ultimate bikini body? Put a bikini on your body. With her all-American-beauty best friend, Ellen, by her side, things have always worked...until Will takes a job at Harpy's, the local fast-food joint. There she meets Private School Bo, a hot former jock. Will isn't surprised to find herself attracted to Bo. But she is surprised when he seems to like her back.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Enjoyable heartwarming story
- By Jenjer on 08-26-16
By: Julie Murphy
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Second String Savior
- From the Tome of Bill Universe (False Icons Series, Book 1)
- By: Rick Gualtieri, R.E. Carr
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 12 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 230
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 210
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 209
Imagine going to bed with mousy brown locks and waking up with a headful of supernova scarlet. It's a hot new look for me - literally, because it bursts into flames whenever I'm threatened. My magical makeover is all Gary's fault. I knew there was something off from the moment he transferred to my school. Go figure. He's a wizard with a trust fund and an inferiority complex. Now, thanks to him, I've graduated from high school bullies to supernatural terrors and that's not all. Fate has chosen me to face the legendary vampire destined to destroy the world.
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3 out of 5 stars
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think Tome of Bill for highschoolers
- By john moglia on 12-04-19
By: Rick Gualtieri, and others
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Be the Girl
- By: K. A. Tucker
- Narrated by: Katie Schorr
- Length: 9 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 616
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 570
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 567
Almost 16-year-old Aria Jones is starting over. New postal code, new last name, new rules. Now she can leave her painful regrets behind. In the bustling town of Eastmonte, she can become someone else. Someone better. With the Hartford family living next door, it seems she will succeed. Sure, Cassie Hartford may be the epitome of social awkwardness thanks to her autism, but she also offers an innocent and sincere friendship. And Cassie's older brother, Emmett - a popular Junior-A hockey player - well...Aria wishes that friendship could lead to something more.
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4 out of 5 stars
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✫✫ 4.5 Stars ✫✫
- By ❤️Cyndi Marie❤️🎧Audiobook Addicts🎧 on 06-01-19
By: K. A. Tucker
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The Lost Elemental
- Royals of Kingwood Academy, Book 1
- By: Tessa Hale
- Narrated by: Aletha George
- Length: 7 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 220
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 214
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 214
It was supposed to be simple. All of that changed in a single breath. Because it turns out I'm not human. And I just knocked out the power on an entire city block. In a split second, all of my carefully-laid plans go up in smoke. There's no chance for college because I'm being hauled off to Kingwood Academy. They say it's for my own protection and those around me. But I know one thing for sure . . . I'm not welcome here.
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5 out of 5 stars
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One of the cutest heartfelt paranormal romance books I've heard all year
- By Anonymous User on 07-07-24
By: Tessa Hale
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By the Book
- By: Amanda Sellet
- Narrated by: Laura Knight Keating
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 65
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 51
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Story4 out of 5 stars 51
In this clever YA rom-com debut perfect for fans of Kasie West and Ashley Poston, a teen obsessed with 19th-century literature tries to cull advice on life and love from her favorite classic heroines to disastrous results - especially when she falls for the school's resident Lothario.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I have a book hangover and there’s no “hair of the dog” because this is a debut.
- By SAJB on 08-27-20
By: Amanda Sellet
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Scales
- By: Nicole Conway
- Narrated by: Josh Hurley
- Length: 11 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 58
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 52
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 52
Koji Owens is the new kid...again. As the only son of an Air Force F-16 pilot, he's learned to adapt and survive every time they move. It's not easy starting over with new friends and schools every two years, but when the Owens family makes their final move to New York, Koji finally has hope for a normal high school life - that is, until he finds a strange bracelet in his locker.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Where can I get more of that
- By Anonymous User on 05-20-19
By: Nicole Conway
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If I'm Being Honest
- By: Emily Wibberley, Austin Siegemund-Broka
- Narrated by: Emma Lysy
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 103
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 94
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 94
Cameron Bright’s reputation can be summed up in one word: b*tch. It’s no surprise she’s queen bee at her private LA high school - she’s beautiful, talented, and notorious for her brutal honesty. But when she slips up in front of her crush, Andrew, any affection he may have had for her quickly fades. To win him over, Cameron resolves to “tame” herself, much like Shakespeare’s infamous shrew, Katherine. If she makes amends with everyone she’s ever wronged, Andrew will have to take notice.
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5 out of 5 stars
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if im beinf honest review
- By Peyton on 09-24-19
By: Emily Wibberley, and others
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Color Me In
- By: Natasha Díaz
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 96
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 87
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 86
Growing up in an affluent suburb of New York City, 16-year-old Nevaeh Levitz never thought much about her biracial roots. When her Black mom and Jewish dad split up, she relocates to her mom's family home in Harlem and is forced to confront her identity for the first time. Nevaeh wants to get to know her extended family, but because she inadvertently passes as white, her cousin thinks she's too privileged, pampered, and selfish to relate to the injustices African Americans face on a daily basis.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Mixed feelings about this book
- By Rachel Kohlbrenner on 02-02-20
By: Natasha Díaz
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Happily Ever Afters
- By: Elise Bryant
- Narrated by: Jordan Cobb
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 90
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 81
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 80
Sixteen-year-old Tessa Johnson has never felt like the protagonist in her own life. She’s rarely seen herself reflected in the pages of the romance novels she loves. The only place she’s a true leading lady is in the swoony love stories she shares only with Caroline, her best friend. When Tessa is accepted into the creative writing program of a prestigious art school, she’s excited to finally let her stories shine. But when she goes to her first workshop, the words are just...gone. Caroline has a solution: Tessa needs to find some inspiration in a real-life love story of her own.
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2 out of 5 stars
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The longest disappointment
- By Abookwithreview on 01-22-21
By: Elise Bryant
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The Rebel of Raleigh High
- Raleigh Rebels Series, Book 1
- By: Callie Hart
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Charlotte North
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 862
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 781
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 779
Hit me. Kick me. Hurt me. Hate me. There’s nothing that the students of Raleigh High can do to Silver Parisi anymore. Over the past year, she’s had to endure more pain and suffering than most people are asked to bear in their lifetimes. She’s a pariah, an outcast, a ghost. She’s also never been one to take shit lying down, though...despite what half the football team might say. With only 168 days left of the school year, it won’t be long until graduation, and Silver’s planning on skipping town and leaving Raleigh firmly in her rearview mirror. Until he comes along....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Not a YA only! Do NOT blow this off!
- By Amazon Customer on 02-29-20
By: Callie Hart
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Obsessed
- A Memoir of My Life with OCD
- By: Allison Britz
- Narrated by: Emily Ellet
- Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 107
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 87
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 86
Until sophomore year of high school, 15-year-old Allison Britz lived a comfortable life in an idyllic town. She was a dedicated student with tons of extracurricular activities, friends, and loving parents at home. But after awakening from a vivid nightmare in which she was diagnosed with brain cancer, she was convinced the dream had been a warning. Allison believed that she must do something to stop the cancer in her dream from becoming a reality.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Wonderful book, but be careful if you also suffer from OCD
- By Anthony J. Tyler on 04-10-21
By: Allison Britz
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Empire High Bundle, Books 1-3
- By: Ivy Smoak
- Narrated by: Laurie West, Connor Crais
- Length: 31 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 32
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 29
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Story4 out of 5 stars 29
This audiobook box set collects the first three books in the new-adult romance series Empire High: Empire High Untouchables, Empire High Elite, and Empire High Betrayal. At a high-school where the wealthy, beautiful kids are on top, a new student comes in and shakes everything up.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Like it but the main character drives me nuts!
- By Mandy Elizabeth on 02-11-24
By: Ivy Smoak
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The Avery Shaw Experiment
- By: Kelly Oram
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Sarah McEwan
- Length: 5 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 398
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 371
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 370
When Avery Shaw’s heart is shattered by her life-long best friend, she chooses to deal with it the only way she knows how - scientifically. The state science fair is coming up, and Avery decides to use her broken heart as the topic of her experiment. She’s going to find the cure. By forcing herself to experience the seven stages of grief through a series of social tests, she believes she will be able to get over Aiden Kennedy and make herself ready to love again. But she can’t do this experiment alone, and her partner (ex partner!) is the one who broke her heart.
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4 out of 5 stars
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The Experiment
- By whatcha.listening.to on 11-14-19
By: Kelly Oram
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She's with Me
- With Me, Book 1
- By: Jessica Cunsolo
- Narrated by: Sarah McEwan
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 628
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 585
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 583
Arriving in another new town, Amelia Collins vows to fit in and finish her senior year drama free. There can’t be any mistakes. Staying under the radar is what keeps Amelia one step ahead of the man who is trying to find and destroy her. But when she’s befriended by a group of students who make her feel safe and loved, Amelia struggles to maintain her distance, especially when faced with her feelings for Aiden Parker, whose piercing gray eyes and strength weaken her resolve.
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5 out of 5 stars
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LOVED it, but too much swearing
- By Jarom Johnston on 08-14-22
By: Jessica Cunsolo
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Outling
- By: Marty Mayberry
- Narrated by: Nicole Parnell
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 80
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 68
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 68
Magic doesn't exist in the human world. As far as I know. But when I fling a fireball at a bully, my horrified mom dumps me at Crystal Wing Academy, a place straight out of my favorite fantasy books. They tell me I'm an Outling, a wizard born from non-magical parents. Mom's human. Dad? I don't exactly know who he is....
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5 out of 5 stars
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UNEXPECTED TREAT Kent Junge
- By Anonymous User on 04-02-20
By: Marty Mayberry
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Kiss and Break Up
- By: Ella Fields
- Narrated by: Kathryn Lynhurst, Brandon Utah
- Length: 9 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 103
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 88
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Story4 out of 5 stars 88
Dashiell Thane wasn’t a nice guy. He was an abrasive, demanding, conniving, intolerable brat. Yet somehow, we’d been best friends our whole lives - until our senior year when I finally decided to dip my toes into the dating pool. All it took was one kiss for jealousy, lies, and betrayal to sweep in and propel us heart first into dizzying, hostile depths. You’re not supposed to kiss your best friend. You’re definitely not supposed to kiss your best friend while you’re dating someone else.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Needed something more...
- By Gabriel on 09-09-19
By: Ella Fields
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Layoverland
- By: Gabby Noone
- Narrated by: Sophie Amoss
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 37
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 30
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Story4 out of 5 stars 30
Beatrice Fox deserves to go straight to hell. At least, that's what she believes. Her last day on Earth, she ruined the life of the person she loves most - her little sister, Emmy. So when Bea awakens from a fatal car accident to find herself on an airplane headed who knows where, she's confused, to say the least. Upon landing, Bea receives some truly harrowing news: She's in purgatory. If she ever wants to catch a flight to heaven, she'll have to help 5,000 souls figure out what's keeping them from moving on. But one of her first assignments is Caleb, the boy who caused her accident.
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5 out of 5 stars
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This going to be a HIT!
- By Amber C on 02-06-20
By: Gabby Noone
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- Janale Jones
- 11-27-20
Great teen book. was a enjoyable listen.
narration was good. this is where audible books lose me in the first chapter. this book was funny and graphic without losing PG Ratings.
Thanks for the opportunity to listen.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Michelle Titherington VanDaley
- 11-24-20
99% Coming of Age & 1% Zombie
This is more a coming of age story than a zombie story - like 99% to 1%. I kept waiting for the zombie part which didn't happen until tge very end. That being said overall it was a quick listen & good story. The narrator did a wonderful job bringing the story to life.
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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Performance3 out of 5 stars
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Story3 out of 5 stars
- Serrin.
- 10-21-20
Short, light read.
Decent story. I received the audiobook in exchange for an honest review. I loved the main character, Kat, and the way she thinks and acts. Reminds me of how I was in high school. Short, light read. Took a good amount of time to get to what I really wanted to hear/read: the zombies but once we got to the end I had to laugh because it was expected, yet not. 3/5 stars.
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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Story3 out of 5 stars
- D. Sturgeon
- 10-20-20
It's an ok story
The main character is touted as being extremely intelligent, so the narrator mispronouncing words detracts from that a bit. Also, unless this is book 1 in a series, the ending is absolutely awful.
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