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After claiming the title, Arty Davis discovers what it truly means to be the Pimpmaster of Cameltoe.
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The Industrial Revolution has escalated into all-out warfare. Sixteen years have passed since the Heterodyne Boys, benevolent adventurers and inventors, disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Today, Europe is ruled by the Sparks, dynasties of mad scientists ruling over - and terrorizing - the hapless population with their bizarre inventions and unchecked power, while the downtrodden dream of the Heterodynes’ return. At Transylvania Polygnostic University, a pretty, young student named Agatha Clay seems to have nothing but bad luck.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Ever wanted visuals while audio book listening?
- By Amazon Customer on 02-11-13
By: Phil Foglio, and others
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Black Magic Outlaw, Books 1-3
- By: Domino Finn
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 22 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 299
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 271
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Being a necromancer is kinda cool until you wake up half dead in a dumpster. Cisco Suarez is into something bad. Wanted by police, drenched in the stink of dark magic, and nether creatures coming out of the woodwork. Is resurrection overrated or what? This box set contains the first three Black Magic Outlaw novels ( Dead Man, Shadow Play, and Heart Strings) all at one special omnibus price.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I just can't
- By Robert Higgins on 02-25-18
By: Domino Finn
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Good Intentions
- By: Elliott Kay
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 22 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,164
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,824
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,824
He knew it was a dumb stunt from the start. A midnight run through a cemetery to impress a couple of girls isn't the stuff of legend, but Alex Carlisle longs to escape the crushing mediocrity of life after high school. Then, he stumbles upon the ritual, the cultists, and two bound and bloodied women. Alex intervenes, and the ritual blows up in his face, leaving him bound to them both: Rachel and Lorelei, an angel and a succubus.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Read the Warning Label!
- By C. Williams on 08-31-15
By: Elliott Kay
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Spider's Bite
- Elemental Assassin, Book 1
- By: Jennifer Estep
- Narrated by: Lauren Fortgang
- Length: 11 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 4,722
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 3,941
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Story4 out of 5 stars 3,949
They call me the Spider. I'm the most feared assassin in the South -- when I'm not busy at the Pork Pit cooking up the best barbecue in Ashland. As a Stone elemental, I can hear everything from the whispers of the gravel beneath my feet to the vibrations of the soaring Appalachian Mountains above me. My Ice magic also comes in handy for making the occasional knife. But I don't use my powers on the job unless I absolutely have to. Call it professional pride.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Only because...
- By Alex on 06-06-11
By: Jennifer Estep
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Wild Ride
- By: Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer
- Narrated by: Angela Dawe
- Length: 12 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 703
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 493
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Story4 out of 5 stars 501
Mary Alice Brannigan doesn’t believe in the supernatural. Nor does she expect to find that Dreamland, the decaying amusement park she’s been hired to restore, is a prison for the five Untouchables, the most powerful demons in the history of the world. Plus, there’s a guy she’s falling hard for, and there’s something about him that’s not quite right.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Please -No more paranormal stuff
- By S. Schmidt on 05-26-10
By: Jennifer Crusie, and others
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The Death
- A Post Apocalyptic Novel
- By: John W. Vance
- Narrated by: Guy Williams
- Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 363
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 343
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The Death will find you... Devin Chase was just living his life, when the world changed in an instant. In the matter of a week a deadly virus known as The Death ravages the world killing over 90% of those infected. After six months in a self-imposed quarantine, he emerges into a new world. As he travels, he discovers others like him who are immune, but he also discovers that the world he knew is gone. It has been replaced with a savage and brutal one where the only rule is kill or be killed.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Unintentionally hilarious!
- By Steve Welch on 06-18-15
By: John W. Vance
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Graveyard Shift
- By: Michael F. Haspil
- Narrated by: Michael Kramer
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 427
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Alex Menkaure, former pharaoh and mummy, and his vampire partner, Marcus, born in ancient Rome, are vice cops in a special Miami police unit. They fight to keep the streets safe from criminal vampires, shape-shifters, bootleg blood dealers, and anti-vampire vigilantes. When poisoned artificial blood drives vampires to murder, the city threatens to tear itself apart. Only an unlikely alliance with former opponents can give Alex and Marcus a fighting chance against an ancient vampire conspiracy.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Vampires and humans living in harmony?
- By Anne on 03-23-18
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Whispered Lies
- By: Kathleen Brooks
- Narrated by: Therese Plummer
- Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,236
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,149
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,142
Government secrets are being sold, and the newly sworn in president of the United States already feels out of options. Without knowing the full scope of the scandal, the president decides to turn to the one person he knows he can trust - former FBI agent Elizabeth James. Her deep distrust of the system is rooted in her unfair discharge from service. Now she sees a chance to restore her reputation and send a message to those who would use their power to destroy others' lives.
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4 out of 5 stars
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🌟🌟4 Stars 🌟🌟
- By ❤️Cyndi Marie❤️🎧Audiobook Addicts🎧 on 02-11-18
By: Kathleen Brooks
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Yesterday's Gone: Season One
- By: Sean Platt, David Wright
- Narrated by: Chris Patton, Brian Holsopple, Ray Chase, and others
- Length: 15 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,814
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,539
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Story4 out of 5 stars 3,525
Can humanity Survive what it never saw coming? On October 15 at 2:15 a.ms Earth vanished. A scattered few woke alone in a world with no rules, other than survival at any cost. A journalist wanders the wretched reality of an empty New York, searching for his wife and son. A serial killer must hunt in a land where prey is now an endangered species. A mother shields her young daughter from danger through every terror-filled breath.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Idk how it got such rave reviews!? horrible!!
- By Kate+4 on 05-26-18
By: Sean Platt, and others
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A Power Renewed
- Sentinels of Creation, Volume 1
- By: Robert W. Ross
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,502
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,335
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,330
Out of the smoldering ruins of the war in heaven Archangels Raphael and Michael cannot believe the agreement made between God and his morning star, Lucifer. Unwilling to either destroy the fallen angel or leave him with a free hand upon the world, God sets in motion a struggle that will span the millennia from creation to present day. Two Sentinels are invested with the ability to bend the laws of creation to their will and each represents the primal forces of order and chaos.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A New Type of Super Hero - Most Excellent!!!
- By Midwestbonsai on 10-05-18
By: Robert W. Ross
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Death Becomes Her [Dramatized Adaptation]
- The Kurtherian Gambit, Book 1
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: full cast, Colleen Delany, Emily Beresford, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 16 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 245
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 222
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There is more in our world than you know. Deep in the darkness of a government building, one man needs to find the perfect solution to a vampire’s request that the government satisfy the debt of honor owed him. If he falls short, the failure will be paid in the blood of the military. He needs three uniquely qualified individuals. He can find only one. One woman, dying, might be the ace-in-the-hole he needs to appease the Vampire. But then, she might also be the one person needed to save humanity. If she is accepted, will she willingly change?
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5 out of 5 stars
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great adaptation
- By Michael Mason on 11-02-20
By: Michael Anderle
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Beneath This Mask
- The Beneath Series, Book 1
- By: Meghan March
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Holter Graham
- Length: 7 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,406
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 4,119
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4,114
He loves me, and he doesn't even know my real name. The limelight that follows him could expose everything I'm hiding. But even knowing the risks, I can't force myself to stay away. I'm going to break his heart, but mine will shatter right along with it. Will we lose it all when I reveal what's beneath this mask?
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4 out of 5 stars
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SWEET ROMANCE BUT THERE'S A SECRET PAST TO REVEAL
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 07-13-15
By: Meghan March
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900 Miles
- A Zombie Novel
- By: S. Johnathan Davis
- Narrated by: Jamison Jones
- Length: 7 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 216
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 199
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Story4 out of 5 stars 200
John is a killer, but that wasn't his day job before the Apocalypse. In a harrowing 900-mile race against time to get to his wife just as the dead begin to rise, John, a businessman trapped in New York, soon learns that the zombies are the least of his worries, as he sees firsthand the horror of what man is capable of with no rules, no consequences, and death at every turn. Teaming up with an ex-army pilot named Kyle, they escape New York only to stumble across a man who says that he has the key to a rumored underground stronghold called Avalon....
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4 out of 5 stars
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A "road story"--with zombies!
- By Lesley on 09-30-14
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Cold City
- Repairman Jack: Early Years Trilogy, Book 1
- By: F. Paul Wilson
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese
- Length: 11 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,217
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,053
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,048
If you've never read a Repairman Jack novel, this is the place to begin. It's 1990. A twenty-one-year-old named Jack has dropped out of college, leaving his old life behind to build a new one in New York City. Manhattan's rough edges are jagged enough to shred any unwary newcomer, but perhaps not one who is determined to stay off the grid, at any cost, in the busiest metropolis on earth. And to do so, he'll have to take jobs of a less than legal nature.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Fun, as long you don't think too much
- By Andrew Pollack on 01-17-14
By: F. Paul Wilson
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The Electric Church
- By: Jeff Somers
- Narrated by: Todd McLaren
- Length: 10 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 138
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 110
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Story4 out of 5 stars 112
Avery Cates is a very bad man. Some might call him a criminal. He might even be a killer - for the right price. But right now, Avery Cates is scared. He's up against the Monks - cyborgs with human brains, enhanced robotic bodies, and a small arsenal of advanced weaponry. Their mission is to convert anyone and everyone to the Electric Church. But there is just one snag: Conversion means death.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Holy Dystopia
- By The Flash on 08-21-16
By: Jeff Somers
What listeners say about Pimpmaster Arturius and the Quest for a Main Ho
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- Nicole B.
- 10-05-17
It’s hard learning to pimp
These stories are like little soap operas but better. Just as much drama but short and sweet. I could definitely see this being a late night show on Comedy Central if the author was so inclined. The narrator of course would have to do the voiceover because the emotion and inflection in his voice are downright priceless. I don’t want to give too much away but learning how to Pimp is not as easy as one would think. I can’t wait for the next installment.
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- Maria
- 09-18-17
4 1/2 Stars #CamelToe
LMFAO OK, these very short stories are pretty funny if you're into these types of a variations, and it appears that I am bahahaha.
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- Robert Christopher
- 10-12-17
gripping
an action packed thrillride, truly this author has allot of courage and shear tallent
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- Kassandra Cherry
- 05-15-19
The One Where Things Get Nuts
The Quest for a Main Ho continues the Pimpmaster Arturius story-line, with Arty deeply immersed in his drug-induced fantasy. Its fun to tease apart what's happening in the real-world from how it is being interpreted to Arty in his haze. The clues are subtle, and can be easily missed, which is not something you'd expect out of a title with cyborgs with assault rifle arms. The narrator never trips on even the craziest sentences, and trust me, it gets weird in this one. Come in expecting to go, "Wait, what?" every few lines.
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- dodgelady90
- 09-27-17
Did not get any better.
I tried to listen all the way through but couldn't do it. I don't like the story line it's just not me.
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
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- E. Lewy
- 09-30-17
Another short chapter in this series
I received the first 3 vignettes from this series from the author in exchange for a fair review. Truthfully, I was looking forward to Arthurian content/retellings, and wasn't really thinking about exactly how "adult" these would get. They do not really resemble the Arthurian legend at all. These are chapters or episodes spread into a series of 19-minute segments. The narration is okay, and even actually quite skillful for an author narrating their own work. But the content leaves me wanting a real retelling.
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
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- Kenna
- 10-15-17
Urban King Arthur - Part 2
Drug fueled, cyborg hos ... still twisted, still bizarre, still W.T.F.
I received this book for free in exchange for an honest review.
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