Pawn of the Pantryon
Bacon Master, Book 2
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Frank Morin
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Rasher Dilskin is going to war.
Sounds simple enough. Defeat hordes of monsters and liberate the empire.
This mission won’t be a cakewalk, though. Hordes are besieging the empire on every side, Rasher’s blood phobia still makes him faint at the first sight of blood, and monsters begin attacking the Legions on the first day of the march.
Rasher and his team plunge into the fight with evolved chicken enhancements, gastrointestinal wizardry, epic origami coffee creations, legendary shovel prowess and, of course, the unrivaled awesomeness of BACON.
Then there are the meddling gods. New food powers sound great, but at what cost?
Pawn of the Pantryon throws Rasher and his team out of the frying pan and into the fire in this hilarious tale of bravery, friendship, unrivaled culinary clashes, and true love.
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