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On the Care and Keeping of Orcs
- Shades of Sanctuary, Book 2
- Narrated by: Zara Hampton-Brown, Frank Ryan
- Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
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Publisher's summary
Stealing some horses from a magical fortress should be easy after raising twins and enduring two weeks with the orc that broke her heart.
Catrin's half-orc children are going through a difficult... growing phase. Since their orcish father left while she was pregnant, she doesn't know how to help. When Torsten, the first orc to break her heart, swaggers back into her life, he's got all the answers she needs.
Torsten has always regretted what happened with his best friend's sister when they were kids, but he had no choice. After fifteen years away, he's returned with no direction, no ties, and every reason to explore where they went wrong. A ridiculous horse heist might just be the perfect time to figure out what he wants in life… and it might involve an adorable rabbit-shifter and her orcish children. After all she's suffered, Catrin can't weather another heartbreak, but can she afford to miss out on a second chance at true love?
For fans of plus-sized heroines and golden retriever orcs, On the Care and Keeping of Orcs is the second standalone in the Shades of Sanctuary series, where the vibes are cozy, the heat is high and the mates are monstrous. Grab a cup of tea and snuggle in, because while there might be some angst along the way, the burn is fast, the stakes are low, and the HEA is only a few hours away!
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Story5 out of 5 stars 2
It's a bad idea to fake marry your grumpy minotaur boss on reality TV, right? But when ratings are down and he catches me snooping on his computer, I open my big mouth and... well... I might have come up with an idea to rescue the network, but I didn't take into account what it would feel like to be his. Even if it's not real. Now, we're stuck together on a romantic island on my dream honeymoon, with only one bed!
By: Ami Wright
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Rock Hard Gargoyle
- Possessive Monsters, Book 1
- By: Maggie Mayhem
- Narrated by: Michelle Sparks, Troy Duran
- Length: 5 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 174
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 162
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 162
After a break-in at my apartment, I get my very own security detail. Cool right? Wrong. The big, brooding beast assigned to protect me 24/7 is the very same cocky guard who caught me at the wedding!
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4 out of 5 stars
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Haven't finished but ...
- By Kindle Customer on 08-05-23
By: Maggie Mayhem
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Saxon Max
- By: JG Jerome
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Maeve York
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 197
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 167
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 167
Maxwell Morgan has always been a very practical guy. He started working at age fifteen because his foster family was stretched thin. He joined the army right out of high school to earn money for college. Even after getting his first job after college, he kept working the three jobs that let him get there—National Guard infantryman, farmer, and blacksmith. About nine months into his new job as an HR Generalist, Max’s boss arranged a one-week team-building event for the team. Max and his five attractive, female co-workers boarded the plane for Sheridan, Wyoming, and then things went sideways.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Modern folks meet 3rd century Saxons and Franks
- By Haremsfan on 06-16-22
By: JG Jerome
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The Orc Wife
- A Ladies and Monsters Romance
- By: S.J. Sanders
- Narrated by: JB Burgess
- Length: 7 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 274
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 250
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 250
Sammi is having the worst weekend. When what was supposed to be a secluded romantic getaway turns into a near-death experience when she is stranded alone in the mountains during a snowstorm by her two-timing boyfriend. She doesn't think it could get worse until an accident leaves her unconscious and vulnerable. She awakens to find herself in a warm cabin, and her rescuer a creature of fantasy - an orc. And he thinks that she will be a perfectly obedient pet. Ha! He wishes.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Cute storyline
- By TA on 06-03-21
By: S.J. Sanders
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Scorched by the Hellhound
- A Monster Mates Romance
- By: Ivy Sparks
- Narrated by: Azalea Blau
- Length: 4 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 34
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 31
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 31
It seemed like a smart move, parking my food truck in front of a bunch of hungry firefighters. I had no idea these beastly hunks were from the Monster Unit. Or that Lucian, the fire chief, was a hellhound who would set my soul ablaze with one sultry look. Good thing he has a big fire hose… Still, falling for a demon from the underworld is the last thing I need right now.
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5 out of 5 stars
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So enjoyable!
- By Bumpi on 06-11-24
By: Ivy Sparks
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A Polar Expedition: And Other Stimulating Research Opportunities
- Shades of Sanctuary, Book 1
- By: Kass O'Shire
- Narrated by: Will M. Watt, Khristine Rivière
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 15
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 15
For fans of determined plus-sized heroines and cinnamon-roll bear shifters, A Polar Expedition is the first standalone novella in the Shades of Sanctuary series, where the vibes are cozy, the heat is high, and the mates are monstrous. Grab a cup of tea and snuggle in because while the burn might be slow, the HEA is only a few hours away!
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4 out of 5 stars
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enchanted
- By darkness on 08-22-24
By: Kass O'Shire
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Married to My Grumpy Minotaur Boss
- Grumpy Monster Bosses, Book 1
- By: Ami Wright
- Narrated by: Cassandra Myles, John Masterson
- Length: 7 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story5 out of 5 stars 2
It's a bad idea to fake marry your grumpy minotaur boss on reality TV, right? But when ratings are down and he catches me snooping on his computer, I open my big mouth and... well... I might have come up with an idea to rescue the network, but I didn't take into account what it would feel like to be his. Even if it's not real. Now, we're stuck together on a romantic island on my dream honeymoon, with only one bed!
By: Ami Wright
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Rock Hard Gargoyle
- Possessive Monsters, Book 1
- By: Maggie Mayhem
- Narrated by: Michelle Sparks, Troy Duran
- Length: 5 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 174
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 162
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 162
After a break-in at my apartment, I get my very own security detail. Cool right? Wrong. The big, brooding beast assigned to protect me 24/7 is the very same cocky guard who caught me at the wedding!
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4 out of 5 stars
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Haven't finished but ...
- By Kindle Customer on 08-05-23
By: Maggie Mayhem
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Saxon Max
- By: JG Jerome
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Maeve York
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 197
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 167
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 167
Maxwell Morgan has always been a very practical guy. He started working at age fifteen because his foster family was stretched thin. He joined the army right out of high school to earn money for college. Even after getting his first job after college, he kept working the three jobs that let him get there—National Guard infantryman, farmer, and blacksmith. About nine months into his new job as an HR Generalist, Max’s boss arranged a one-week team-building event for the team. Max and his five attractive, female co-workers boarded the plane for Sheridan, Wyoming, and then things went sideways.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Modern folks meet 3rd century Saxons and Franks
- By Haremsfan on 06-16-22
By: JG Jerome
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The Orc Wife
- A Ladies and Monsters Romance
- By: S.J. Sanders
- Narrated by: JB Burgess
- Length: 7 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 274
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 250
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 250
Sammi is having the worst weekend. When what was supposed to be a secluded romantic getaway turns into a near-death experience when she is stranded alone in the mountains during a snowstorm by her two-timing boyfriend. She doesn't think it could get worse until an accident leaves her unconscious and vulnerable. She awakens to find herself in a warm cabin, and her rescuer a creature of fantasy - an orc. And he thinks that she will be a perfectly obedient pet. Ha! He wishes.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Cute storyline
- By TA on 06-03-21
By: S.J. Sanders
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Scorched by the Hellhound
- A Monster Mates Romance
- By: Ivy Sparks
- Narrated by: Azalea Blau
- Length: 4 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 34
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 31
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 31
It seemed like a smart move, parking my food truck in front of a bunch of hungry firefighters. I had no idea these beastly hunks were from the Monster Unit. Or that Lucian, the fire chief, was a hellhound who would set my soul ablaze with one sultry look. Good thing he has a big fire hose… Still, falling for a demon from the underworld is the last thing I need right now.
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5 out of 5 stars
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So enjoyable!
- By Bumpi on 06-11-24
By: Ivy Sparks
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Taken by the Alien Next Door
- Aliens Among Us, Book 1
- By: Tiffany Roberts
- Narrated by: Zachary Zaba
- Length: 10 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 151
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 142
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 143
Tabitha Mathews has never had much luck with men. Her past relationships only left her heart aching and her self-esteem beaten down. But who needs them? She’s doing just fine on her own. She has a booming home business, an adorable, mischievous dog, and she just became a first-time homeowner…right next door to the hottest man she’s ever seen. Oh, did she mention that he happens to be an alien? An alien with dreamy, glowing eyes, wicked fangs and claws, and a tail. But she’s not supposed to know that.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Not expected kidnapping and absence of consent
- By Anonymous User on 03-18-23
By: Tiffany Roberts
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Never Plan a Billionaire's Wedding
- Whatever It Takes, Book 1
- By: Julia Kent
- Narrated by: Sophie Daniels, Lucas Dixon
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 8
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 8
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Story4 out of 5 stars 8
Stalker exes. Momzillas. Drunk uncles. Hurricanes. Jealous siblings. Paparazzi. You name it, Kari Whitevelt has seen it all. That's why brides and grooms hire her. Because she makes it all go away. Wedding Protectors, Inc., is here to make sure that special day stays special. Whatever it takes. No matter what. When her newest client turns out to be her long-lost high school sweetheart, rising tech star billionaire Caleb Mikelmas, suddenly Kari's not sure whether she's protecting the wedding couple—or her own heart.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not what I had expected
- By Dawn on 06-07-24
By: Julia Kent
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Guarded by the Spider
- Monster Security Agency
- By: Cassie Alexander
- Narrated by: Jonathan Lake, Avery Caris
- Length: 6 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 82
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 77
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 77
For my kind, to be without a mate is to be doomed. I know it is too late–all that awaits me is retirement and death, and I’ve embraced it. But when a suicide mission lands on my old boss’s desk, I’m the one he calls. Who better to tackle the mission in the deep, oppressive mines of my own ancestral homeland, if not an Arachnae already slated to die? And it’s not a rescue mission–he wants me to retrieve the corpse of a billionaire’s daughter kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Except our intel was wrong. She’s alive. Tortured and injured–but alive.
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4 out of 5 stars
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unlikeable MF
- By P. mcintire on 06-26-24
By: Cassie Alexander
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The Naughty List
- By: Sheridan Anne
- Narrated by: Carly Robins, Brandon Francis
- Length: 6 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story5 out of 5 stars 2
After an untimely firing caused by what could only be the best donkey meme ever created, I find myself back in my snowy hometown of Blushing, Colorado. As beautiful as it is, there's one big reason why I haven't been home in six years. Nicholas Stone—Blushing's most eligible bachelor and the love of my life. I have one goal and one goal only—get in and out of Blushing before Nick realizes I'm here. Only avoiding him is much harder than I could have anticipated.
By: Sheridan Anne
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The Billionaires
- Romcom Billionaire Standalones
- By: Misha Bell
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Teddy Hamilton, Sebastian York, and others
- Length: 18 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 9
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 8
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 8
A cactus-loving botanist, an Ancient Rome-obsessed grumpy billionaire, and a demonic Persian cat walk into an elevator... and almost don't make it out. One humiliating rescue later, Juno has lost her chance at the perfect plant care job, and a well-timed paparazzi photo has the world—and Lucius' ecstatic grandmother—convinced that he's finally found "the one." For a hefty sum, Juno agrees to act as Lucius' girlfriend to keep Gram happy and the billionaire groupies at bay. They both agree to keep their hands to themselves. But along come those pesky feelings...
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great Boxed Set!
- By Jocelyne on 10-10-24
By: Misha Bell
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I Ran Away to Evil: A Cozy LitRPG Rom-Com
- I Ran Away to Evil, Book 1
- By: Mystic Neptune
- Narrated by: Johnathan McClain, Laura Horowitz
- Length: 17 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 150
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 130
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 130
Henrietta Doryn has never enjoyed fighting. She'd rather be in the kitchen baking cookies. But it's her duty as Warrior Princess to face off against the forces of evil. As such, she's unceremoniously shooed from her kingdom to go eliminate the all-powerful Dark Lord next door. Keith Monfort has never enjoyed ruling with an iron fist. He'd prefer to be in his workroom tinkering with practical magic. But it's his duty to lead the Dark Enchanted Forest and the forces of evil. So when Henrietta shows up at his door, he's only too happy to invite her in for tea to talk it out instead.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Lovely Cozy with Depth
- By Bethany F on 04-28-24
By: Mystic Neptune
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Berries and Greed
- Deep Earth Dating, Book 1
- By: Lily Mayne
- Narrated by: Rebecca Woods, Michael Lesley
- Length: 17 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 107
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 101
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Story5 out of 5 stars 101
I swear I was only looking for a roommate. Just someone to watch TV and eat dinner with. Nothing… romantic. No way. But when I see all these humans gazing at me with open adoration and blatant lust and other things that make me wildly uncomfortable, I realize what a terrible mistake this is. Until I spot the one human woman in the group who is definitely not pleased to see me. In fact, she's scowling at me. She looks really, really annoyed. I'm kind of into it.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Cute couple
- By Erwin Mwangi Chege on 08-04-24
By: Lily Mayne
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Monsters Love Curvy Girls, Volume One (Books 1-3)
- By: Michele Mills
- Narrated by: Patrick Zeller, Lexi Maynard, Victoria Mei, and others
- Length: 14 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 107
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 100
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 100
The first three books in the best-selling Monsters Love Curvy Girls series! Ferocious flame-throwing, satanic-looking males with tender-hearted marshmallow interiors who passionately love their human females exactly as they are. This box set includes the following books: Book One: His Human Nanny, narrated by Patrick Zeller and Lexi Maynard; Book Two: His Human Surrogate, narrated by Patrick Zeller and Victoria Mei; and Book Three: His Human Assistant, narrated by Patrick Zeller and Neva Navarre.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Clever
- By Robin on 11-09-22
By: Michele Mills
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My Minotaur Husband
- Stories from New Eden
- By: Lyonne Riley
- Narrated by: Leslie Burke
- Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 36
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 33
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 33
Theo the minotaur is shy, gentle, and kind, and wants nothing more than a human wife to spoil. When Celeste agrees to move in and start a trial marriage, he’ll do anything in his power to keep her happy and safe in a world where a human might make a great meal for another monster. The only problem? Theo is huge in more than one way—and he knows Celeste isn’t ready for him yet. It will take trust and time to prepare her as they start to build their new life together, and it might just lead to falling in love.
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5 out of 5 stars
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perfect cozy monster romance
- By Melissa Coker on 04-29-24
By: Lyonne Riley
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Champion's Trial
- A Summoner Fantasy LitRPG (Bonded Summoner, Book 1)
- By: JJ Bookerson
- Narrated by: Anne Marie Lebeaur, Jack Smith
- Length: 14 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 158
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 131
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 130
When a God of War barged into his apartment, Jake had no idea what to expect... but it wasn't being forced into a never-ending war against evil invaders, or that the battle would strangely resemble the MMORPG games he loved. Working hard and building himself up from almost nothing, Jake would need every bit of knowledge and preparation to master his new class of Summoner. Joined by a sly Demoness with an ancient past and a shy Valkyrie hoping to prove herself in battle, they'll find excitement and enjoyment as they level and grow in power.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Check This One Out
- By Daniel on 07-15-23
By: JJ Bookerson
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The Dagger and the Forbidden Heir
- The Forbidden Heir Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Emilia Jae
- Narrated by: Amanda Dolan, Corvin King
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 9
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9
A century ago, an exchange was proposed: a life saved for a war of revenge. Captain Lia Solus of the fae army, and the secret bastard daughter of the king, is reminded of those consequences daily. Unable to claim her heritage or her throne, she's powerless to stop the innocent bloodshed that her birth ushered in. On the other side of the lines, Commander Jace Cadoria gladly fights the war of his ancestors to slaughter the fae who have terrorized the humans of their realm for generations. With a cunning plan to trap them, the end could finally be in sight.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great story & narration!
- By Amazon Customer on 11-05-24
By: Emilia Jae
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The Swordmaster and the Strategist
- Requiem for the Stars, Book 1
- By: Jeremy Bai
- Narrated by: Fajer Al-Kaisi
- Length: 28 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 3
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3
Banished demons from Nightmare Cove have come for blood. As allies die horrific deaths around him, Xerxes has no choice but to grip his sword and call on his meager magic to stay alive. When he receives an opportunity to train at one of the most prestigious mage schools in the empire, Xerxes jumps at the chance to learn how to defeat the demons. But will it be enough? Is it too little too late?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Loved it
- By Wesley on 10-17-24
By: Jeremy Bai
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- 09-13-24
surprisingly awesome
Very well written story line.
Wonderful characters.
Love the ending. Surprise and happiness with the kids.
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Torsten is wonderful! Such a loveable character.
The characters we read very well. Now, I need to go back and listen to book 1!
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