Not a Mourning Person
Grimdale Graveyard Mysteries, Book 4
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Joel Froomkin
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Steffanie Holmes
About this listen
Was bringing three hot AF ghosts back to life a grave mistake?
All I wanted to do was kiss my ghost boyfriends, but instead, I broke the veil between the worlds of the living and the dead. Whoops. Now, a horde of demons and hellbeasts is after us, and if I don't get control over my resurrection magic soon, we're in for some grave consequences. Like the end of the world.
I'm creeping it real here—I'm terrified. There isn't enough coffee in all of Grimdale to fortify me for this battle.
What if the price of falling for three beautiful, spirited, impossible men is worse than death? What if the only way to stop Grimdale from becoming a literal ghost town… is to give up my soul?
Bree and her ghostly men are back for their final spooky adventure in Not a Mourning Person, book four of this darkly humorous cozy fantasy series by bestselling author Steffanie Holmes. If you love a sarcastic heroine, hot, possessive, and slightly unhinged ghostly men, a mystery to solve, and a little kooky, spooky lovin' to set your coffin a rockin', then quit ghouling around and start listening!
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Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Bazinga
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 9,811
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 9,294
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9,293
It’s 1984, and life has changed beyond recognition. Airstrip One, formerly known as Great Britain, is a place where Big Brother is always watching, and nobody can hide. Except, perhaps, for Winston Smith. Whilst working at the Ministry of Truth, rewriting history, he secretly dreams of freedom. And in a world where love and sex are forbidden, where it’s hard to distinguish between friend and foe, he meets Julia and O’Brien and vows to rebel.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Revelation!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 38,243
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 34,022
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Story5 out of 5 stars 33,918
Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
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By: Andy Weir
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Starter Villain
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 11,193
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9,932
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Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
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Artemis
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 94,993
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 86,939
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A ferrari with no motor
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The Signal
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,505
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,459
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Two astronomers have detected a strange, pulsing signal from deep space. Within hours, the US government goes into lockdown, restricting airspace and scrubbing scientific data. Was the signal an intercepted communication revealing alarming plans for an enemy’s military strike? Or has humanity at long last found proof of extraterrestrial life?
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3 out of 5 stars
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it did a good job keep me listening but disappointed at the ending
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- katherine glaneman
- 01-28-25
I loved this series!
Such a fun and original story. I laughed and cried.
Thank you you Stefanie Holmes.
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- Amazon Customer
- 10-28-24
The story line and the characters…who can choose???
Loved the characters and the story line. Hated that it was over. Could have listened to many more books!!!
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-05-24
The plot and character development
The plot and character development of this book has to be one of the best I’ve ever read. And to top it off we get the feel good chapters to wrap up the things the reader wonders about.
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