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Norman Dietz
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By:
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Patrick McManus
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In the chapters of Never Sniff a Gift Fish, McManus will teach you the wisdom that is usually shared only in the close ranks of modern-day hunters and gatherers. To complete your arsenal, McManus also includes "The Hunter's Workout Guide" and a special "Family Camper's Dictionary". Exercises like the hindquarter shuffle will make you move like a hunter. And phrases like "Yip-yip-yip-Owoooooo!" will help you sound like one, too.
Whether he's poking fun at fly fishing or taking on some other sportsman's icon, Patrick F. McManus is sure to have you laughing aloud. And Norman Dietz's wry narration is the perfect vehicle for McManus' best-selling, tongue-in-cheek works.
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On her 120-acre homestead high in the Colorado Rockies, beloved writer Pam Houston learns what it means to care for a piece of land and the creatures on it. Elk calves and bluebirds mark the changing seasons, winter temperatures drop to 35 below, and lightning sparks a 110,000-acre wildfire, threatening her century-old barn and all its inhabitants. Through her travels from the Gulf of Mexico to Alaska, she explores what ties her to the Earth, the ranch most of all.
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The most beautiful book I’ve ever read
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The Royal Wulff Murders
- By: Keith McCafferty
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A local fisherman lands more than he bargained for when he pulls a dead body out of Montana’s Madison River. Sheriff Martha Ettinger takes on the case and soon comes into the company of reclusive artist, Montana newcomer, and ex-PI Sean Stranahan. After teaming up to investigate, Martha and Sean soon uncover evidence that the murder has ties to one of the state’s biggest industries: fly fishing.
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I like this series set in Montana
- By L. O. Pardue on 11-14-16
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Wild Men, Wild Alaska
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In Wild Men, Wild Alaska professional hunting and fishing guide and outfitter Rocky McElveen tells the stories of his own adventures as well as those of some of his well-known clients. The book takes listeners directly into the Alaskan bush, and shares the intense challenges of a majestic wilderness that pushes a man to his limits.
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Too Much Religion
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Goodbye to a River
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In this classic from the Lone Star State, John Graves learns that the river he knew and loved as a youth, the Brazos in north-central Texas, is slated to be dammed at multiple points - and he understands that things will never be the same. Goodbye to a River is a poignant narrative of one man's journey by canoe down the river of his memories. Along the way, he describes the colorful Texas landscape and recounts its rich history.
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Undoubtedly a great piece of American literature
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Joe Pickett is the new game warden in Twelve Sleep, Wyoming, a town where nearly everyone hunts and the game warden—especially one like Joe who won't take bribes or look the other way—is far from popular. When he finds a local hunting outfitter dead, splayed out on the woodpile behind his state-owned home, he takes it personally. There had to be a reason that the outfitter, with whom he's had run-ins before, chose his backyard, his woodpile to die in.
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Disappointed.
- By Kristina on 02-18-14
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Life on the ranchlands of Montana comes with more than its share of trouble. The unique people who live and work on this untamed stretch of today's American West expect it---and some of them even enjoy it. One of them is Mike Wire, a former homicide detective who once worked the decadent hills and valleys of Hollywood.
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Like Craig Johnson? You'll like this, a good story
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A Hunt for Justice
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For 30 years, Lucinda Delaney Schroeder held an unusual government position: She was one of the handful of women special agents with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service. In August 1992, she accepted an assignment that forever changed - and endangered - her life. She posed as a big-game hunter in Alaska in order to infiltrate an international ring of poachers out to kill the biggest and best of that state's wildlife. A Hunt for Justice recounts her dramatic story - a story she was not legally permitted to write about until her retirement in 2004.
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Great Real Crime PIece from the Perspective
- By K on 06-16-13
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The Original Adventures of Hank the Cowdog
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It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it. Guts, glory, danger, and sacrifice are all in a day's work for Hank the Cowdog, Head of Ranch Security. While investigating a murder on the ranch, Hank finds himself the number-one suspect.
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Hank: a timeless chuckle for families everywhere.
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Just Passin' Thru
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Like a well-crafted stage play, Just Passin' Thru delivers one suspenseful scene after another. But in this historic setting a store on the Appalachian Trail called Mountain Crossings the characters who show up are no fictional creations. Like any good drama, there are the good guys (and gals) and the weirdos, too. Some show up once (and that’s enough), and some appear again and again. But all are united by two things: the author’s story-capturing talent, and whatever it is that lures them to attempt (or conquer) a 2,200-mile path that climbs and plummets from Georgia to Maine.
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Well Worth it!
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- Kindle Customer
- 06-04-21
Always good for a laugh.
This is humor at its best. Sit down for a good dose whenever you need a pick-me-up.
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- Amazon Customer
- 06-01-23
Spectacular
This book is spectacular I have listened to it 8 times so far and it is not getting old. 11/10
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- Doug
- 11-25-15
classic McManus
I grew up reading these books and loved them. audio version is just as good.
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- Roseclan
- 04-13-22
I LOVE these books!
I have read/listened to EVERY one of Patrick F. Mcmanus' books several times! The stories never get old. It is good, clean humor that my sons and I have enjoyed together for years! if you like fishing, hunting, camping, basically any outdoor stuff, you will love these too. I wish he was still around to give us more...The world lost a truly funny man and national treasure when he passed. The Narrator Norman Dietz, IS the voice of Patrick McManus and all his hapless characters, especially Rancid Crabtree, my favorite! No one else should even try! Absolutely recommend every book!
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- Mahlon Zehr
- 02-25-24
AMAZING
I have listened to these books for years and they are one of the few books that are good for rereading. I have almost all of them.
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- N M
- 11-16-23
these books are great
i’ve been listening to these books on repeat every night since 2016, i’m pretty sure i’ve listened to each book at least 100 times, but i still laugh at them. Great series as a whole, rest in peace Patrick F. Mcmanus
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- Bryan & Jessy
- 08-03-24
My Favorite book of McManus Stories!
Every book has stories that makes me laugh but this book, every story made me laugh out loud.
excellent narration as well!
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- Patrick Wilson
- 04-29-17
Patrick McManus is pure brilliance!
I have always loved McManus' stories (since I was a child). The characters are somehow believable...
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- Stephanie Bolen @firepitandbooks
- 11-06-23
Hilariousness!
They could not have chosen a better narrator for these stories! I laughed so hard my stomach hurt and I had tears streaming down my face! This isn’t the kind of book I would pick up and read typically but McManus was recommended to me so I gave him a shot and now I must read them all! 87 billion stars from me!
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- BearheartRaven
- 04-27-15
Great fun.
Any sportsman who spent time in the outdoors has experienced occasions where it's best to find a way to laugh at the strange things that happen. McManus reminds us of all of those in eloquent comical prose.
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