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Noah Michael Levine
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Robert Asprin
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Robert Asprin’s classic fantasy series, now available in audio!
No place like home!
Stranded in the myth-begotten world of Perv....
It’s home to Ahaz, Skeeve’s scaly green demon mentor and partner in crime, but it’s no place for a human. When Ahaz takes exception to something Skeeve says, he walks away from M.Y.T.H., Inc. and goes back to Perv. Skeeve realizes that he must apologize for his thoughtless behavior and convince his stubborn, thin-skinned cohort to rejoin the firm - and finds himself trapped in the most demonic dimension of them all!
Welcoming committee....
“Nice of you to drop by, mister!” That was said by a Pervect, one of six who were blocking our path down the alley. “Of course, you know this here’s what you’d call a toll-alley. You got to pay to use it.” “That’s right,” one of his cronies chimed in. “We figure what you got in your pockets ought to cover it.” I decided that this would be an excellent time to delegate a problem. “C’mon Kalvin! Do something!” “Like what? I told you I’m no good in a fight.” “Well, do something! You’re supposed to be the Djin!” “Oh, all right!” he grimaced. “Maybe this will help.” With that, he made a few passes with his hands and...and I was stone-cold sober! “That’s all I can do for you,” he shrugged. “At least now you won’t have to fight ‘em drunk.”
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4 out of 5 stars
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Sound Editing Needed
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4 out of 5 stars
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Skip the first chapter, it's not Moorcock.
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- A Bomb
- 10-23-24
Excellent reader and story
The search for his mentor! What a great story with a cliffhanger into the next book. The reader of these stories is beyond excellent and truly captures the characters as i imagined them from the books!
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- Micheal R. Meyer
- 08-17-22
great series of work
i loved this as I have the series so far. I highly recommend them.
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- SD
- 08-06-21
Such a fun series
What a great set of books. I read them years ago and the performance on audible just added to the fun!
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- Felinius
- 05-27-24
Another great chapter in the adventures of M.Y.T.H. Inc, but…
…I have to say, a bunch of the puns are spoiled by how the narrator pronounces some of the words.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Carolyn Gillmore
- 09-07-22
love the MYTH series
who can go wrong with Robert Asprin. A refreshing funny series they just get better.
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- Taylor Glaser
- 07-23-21
the best
Easy Read. Clever but absurd fantasy story, sort of like a zany DnD campaign. One of my all time favorites.
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- Crimson Caddo
- 10-22-24
Fun story
Very misleading cover....this book has nothing to do with the King and his co-horts, as this cover suggests. This is the story of Skeeves search for Aahz.
I love the fact that the same narrator voices the series. It was difficult for me to warm to the voice used for Aahz in the beginning, but I have grown accustomed to it. There isn't much of a range of emotions that the voice can cover, though, it all sounds to same even if Aahz is supposed to sound sad, mad, glad, etc.
In this book, all the citizens in Perv seem to have the same voice, so it is difficult to tell who is speaking. That is the reason for the dock in a star...
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- Yellow Pillow
- 06-28-24
Got to see Perv
The new location and new characters were winners. however, the absence of Oz was noticed. Steve cannot carry a book by himself. The audio actor is excellent.
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