My Girlfriends Are Pirate Elves!: Book 3

A Fantasy Light Novel

By: Eden Redd

Narrated by: Sierra Kline

Avast! There be more than monsters in these waters.

Jon, Lilly, and the crew find themselves trapped in the elven realm of Aquris. Unable to reach the portal that would take them back to Urth, they must sail into dangerous waters and think of a way to get back to Jon's realm in one piece.

Can the crew of the Dark Heart survive a sinister plot, monsters, and a mysterious power none have seen in eons? Will their honor and values be strong enough to return home and fight the iron grip of the empire? Will Lilly keep her crew together as they face insurmountable odds? Will Jon discover another piece of his destiny and get his boxers back?

My Girlfriends Are Pirate Elves! contains humor, outlandish adventure, sea battles, some cursing, crab soup, swashbuckling, pointed ears, magical pistols, sharp teeth, a scantily clad elven scholar, and there might be a behemoth somewhere in there. This story is for mature listeners 18 and up. Avast! There be elves in these waters!

©2020 Eden Redd (P)2020 Eden Redd

Good but...

Good book great series but I have to be honest I have completely turned off the last few chapters because the MC, is a personal hate for me when MCs are powerful but are limited by something or some ideal. In this case Jon has the potential to be a God among men but limits himself because "killing us bad" and "everyone deserves a chance" which is beyond stupid for many reasons. Why believe something like that when he literally is the way he is because of his "tragic" childhood encounter you the guy who tried to kill him as a child and got a second chance just to try to kill him again when he was released from prison. Or the elves that are constantly coming through the portal and attacking him in his own house. It's stupid right? Having this ideal and honor but constantly talking about not wanting to do or be anything your parents/family is or about. Talking about giving other people chances when every single person that gotten that chance just tried to kill you again.

I don't know man as I said before great series I will continue but I hate Jon. The way hes wrote is so contradictory to the back story and personality you gave him. I hope he changes some way and this story doesn't end with true love and luck beating everything.

ok still going good

I was pleased to see the third book still continued with a good story. there was more character development and the same goal is on track. still holes about the mc s power but all together I was entertained. yes it is a little short but It didnt end in a huge cliffhanger, thanks. bring on number 4

short but sweet

book three doesn't disappoint. Lily and the crew are back this time on the other side of the portal. I absolutely loved this novel even though it was a bit short, Sierra Klein does a fucking amazing job narrating some extremely sexy scenes. I'm going to be having dreams about John seen with the blind cleric for months to come.

Great book

Lots happens in this book! I feel like I really got the opportunity to learn more about all of the characters. Great book with awesome narration!

Forshadowing?

A lot of action packed into just under 6 hours. Usually i don't listen to books this short but it was amazing, So many important things happen in this book, yet it wasn't just shoved down our throats. I hope there isn't some foreshadowing in what some of the characters said in the end. Another Masterful Job, I am downloading book 4 now.

part 3 done well

if you madevit past 1 and 2 three is just as good same story style and voice acting is as good

Sexy Female Pirate Elves! Oh yeah....

Book 3 in the series and the sexy adventures continue to get better. A growing Harem of sexy pirate elves, parallel worlds, and the threat of an evil empire all make for one crazy good time! 5 Stars