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My (Extra)Ordinary Life
- Narrated by: Heather Long
- Length: 9 hrs and 41 mins
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Publisher's summary
Have you ever wondered how normal you are?
What if you were perfectly average?
More than anyone else.
For Emily – it's true. When she watches a documentary on the average human she sees her life. Her job, her hair, her favourite food. All of her – plainly, horrifically average. Even her blood group. Right there and then, she decides she wants more.
She'll travel the world (i.e. venture out of her hometown)
She'll become a vegan (it's interesting to hate cheese, right?)
She'll do something daring (As long as it's safety tested)
Nothing will stand in the way of Emily living her best life. Not even Josh and his dimples. Because she absolutely can't fall in love . . . that would be too ordinary.
And from now on, Emily is going to be extraordinary.
Praise for My (extra)Ordinary Life
'Snortingly funny and painfully perceptive' LAUREN BRAVO
'I LOVED this sparkling debut . . . Brilliant, immersive & unputdownable' TRACY REES
‘This charming debut is a heart-warming read’ MY WEEKLY
‘Funny, heartfelt, and tackling the complexity of grief in an original way, this debut is far from average’ HEAT
‘Funny and heartwarming’ CLOSER
‘This is a top read’ FABULOUS MAGAZINE
‘A sparkling novel with a relatable protagonist’ WOMAN'S OWN
‘The top of the class with this debut that will take you from all-out laughter to tears’ SUNDAY POST
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