Metal up Your Ass
Protected by the Damned, Book 06
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Emily Beresford
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Michael Todd
About this listen
Katie makes an executive decision, and the mere idea is driving Korbin to drink.
Pandora wants Katie to learn to fight without her extra “oomph”.
For now.
The military need support, but few on the merc teams trust them.
Is Pandora is finally getting somewhere with Katie's love life?
There is something long and hard in Katie's hand, and Pandora is annoyed that it's only the stick shift of Katie’s new vehicle.
(Oops, poor choice of words.)
The war with the enemy is heating up, and there’s a new player who might ruin everyone’s lives.
Get this audiobook now and kick back for a fun supernatural action-packed adventure that will have you yelling for the good guys and laughing at the arguments between Katie and...her.
Note: This audiobook contains cursing. Perhaps humorous cursing, but cursing nonetheless. If this offends you, I suggest you don’t listen to this audiobook.
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- 03-19-21
Press on Emily
Funny, gritty, sexy, and sad. Let’s just keep em rolling. Great job with this one.
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I love this series and this was a great yet sad book. No spoilers but keep some tissues close... I love how funny and truly imaginative the authors are and of course it would not be as good without Emily narrating. I really Hope the last few books come to Audible soon since the war books are already available. Which I don’t get but to the authors and narrator Chop Chop you’re fan’s are waiting. Also Thank You...Highly Recommend
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Wayne
- 05-11-20
Pandora
I love Pandora and Katie even the author notes with Pandora that was so cool
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
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Performance1 out of 5 stars
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Story3 out of 5 stars
- Shanon
- 03-16-21
BOOK GOOD, AUDIOBOOK BAD!!
Emily Beresford tortures this series! I dont know what it is with this book series but Beresford is not her usual self. Ive read the books, or most of them but the audiobooks sound ridiculous. Beresford makes these women sound like crying millennials. Her male voices also need some series help. The guys sound like 14yr olds with a hairball. Its depressing. She over expands on the emotional sc
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