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Lick and the Invasion
- The Beginning (Book 1) (A Humorous Science Fiction Adventure)
- Narrated by: Hector Carrillo
- Length: 1 hr and 19 mins
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Publisher's summary
They came up on us like a gravy crap. We was just down by the creek dranking and shooting when them ugly suckers flanked us. My name is Lick. They call me Lick cause when I was a baby I used to lick everything. This is the story of me and my buddy Fanger. We call him Fanger cause when he was a kid he broke his panky fanger on his right hand and his mom and deddy didn't git it fixed right. Now it sticks out all the time like a fancy yankee or English man dranking tea. Anyway, this is the story of our first encounter and how we ended up on the run. Just like everybody else.
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